https://danstearns.bandcamp.com/track/drop-the-bomb/poo
2019
danStearns - Cuisinart and spoon
Mat Maneri – electric bidet
John Zaganiaz – tenor thrombosis
Jim Capone – Bb (more or less) clavinet
Colin Malakie – radar, to warn of accidental
approach to melody
Mike Seda - dammit, Jim, I'm a drummer!
James Tiberius Quirk - What are you selling?
Dan de Sharf (of Outtatuneytown) sneaks into
the ladies room at Best Buy just before closing.
When everyone has left, he slinks forth and
oozes his way to the audio electronics department.
He turns every receiver up to 10, and tunes each
to a different station, beating his head against
a cash register to keep time. The noise triggers
the store's alarm system, and the police arrive.
They scope the situation and call for an ambulance.
The paramedics manage to lasso Dan de Sharf with
a couple of large rubber exercise bands and wrap
him up. He discovers that he can produce twangs
of differing pitches by tensing his wrapped arms
and legs, and is carted happily away to the laughing
academy, shouting about world conquest, his innate
superiority, and his current (in progress) composition,
"Twang Band (camp) in the Nineteenth Limit, Across the
Eighth Dimension Spodie-O/Scoobie-Do." The entire thing
was recorded by a digital pocket recorder that was
accidentally turned on while de Sharf was banging his
head on the cash register, and the resulting tracks
are herein presented as "Drop the Bomb/Splash the Seat."
Enjoy!
Lord Valve, ThD
Expert (fuck you)