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rhythm - you got it or you don't
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s***@gmail.com
2019-04-07 09:24:14 UTC
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rhythm is simple, but complex as well, if you have no sense of time, you're screwed...... rhythm the best thing a Fela can learn----

https://danstearns.bandcamp.com/track/africa-x
Lord Valve
2019-04-07 15:38:41 UTC
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rhythm is simple, but complex as well, if you have no sense of time, you're screwed...... rhythm the best thing a Fela can learn----
https://danstearns.bandcamp.com/track/africa-x
It's POO!
s***@gmail.com
2019-04-07 17:39:02 UTC
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rhythm is simple, but complex as well, if you have no sense of time, you're screwed...... rhythm the best thing a Fela can learn----
https://danstearns.bandcamp.com/track/africa-x

Lord Valve
2019-04-07 19:55:58 UTC
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rhythm is simple, but complex as well, if you have no sense of time, you're screwed...... rhythm the best thing a Fela can learn----
https://danstearns.bandcamp.com/track/africa-x
http://youtu.be/Qj5x6pbJMyU
Tight horn section. Good players. But -
12-1/2 minutes in the same key? Blaaaahhhh...
Nigeria? After 45 years, still a third-world
shit-hole. Sorry, not my problem...


s***@gmail.com
2019-04-07 20:31:07 UTC
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rhythm is simple, but complex as well, if you have no sense of time, you're screwed...... rhythm the best thing a Fela can learn----
https://danstearns.bandcamp.com/track/africa-x
http://youtu.be/Qj5x6pbJMyU
Tight horn section. Good players. But -
12-1/2 minutes in the same key? Blaaaahhhh...
Nigeria? After 45 years, still a third-world
shit-hole. Sorry, not my problem...
http://youtu.be/OeccnkqPSXw
you're doin good, I hope you two meet up sometime somehow.... Fela, was about three thousand million times as important as anything that's ever dripped off your Right wing slit tongue, you are embarrassing to anything I care about in music and that's why I'm here... to remind you that you shit every time you open your goddam mouth and shit here as a guitarist..... go play somewhere else and the sun will shine again, it really is that simple, simpleton.
Lord Valve
2019-04-07 21:17:53 UTC
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rhythm is simple, but complex as well, if you have no sense of time, you're screwed...... rhythm the best thing a Fela can learn----
https://danstearns.bandcamp.com/track/africa-x
http://youtu.be/Qj5x6pbJMyU
Tight horn section. Good players. But -
12-1/2 minutes in the same key? Blaaaahhhh...
Nigeria? After 45 years, still a third-world
shit-hole. Sorry, not my problem...
http://youtu.be/OeccnkqPSXw
you're doin good,
My specialty.

I hope you two meet up sometime somehow....

Not likely - he's been worm food for 22 years
now. <shrug>

Fela, was about three thousand million times as important as anything that's ever dripped off your Right wing slit tongue, you are embarrassing to anything I care about in music and that's why I'm here...

Your logic escapes me. Actually, I don't think any of your
"thought" processes approach logic. There's a good chance
that you don't "think" at all, since many of your replies
are similar to the output of a chatterbot.

to remind you that you shit every time you open your goddam mouth and shit here as a guitarist.....

I don't shit here as a guitarist, although I play
the guitar WAY better than you "play" the piano.
No, I shit here as an organist. I like to poke
sticks into the monkey cage, and you, well...you're
the monkey. You can always be counted upon to jump
up and down, rattle the bars, bang your tin cup
against everything, scream, shit in your hand and
fling it at the real people. It's amusing. ;-)

go play somewhere else and the sun will shine again, it really is that simple, simpleton.

No. The main reason for me to stay right here is that
clueless Marxist no-blowers like you hate it. So go
fish, asswipe - neener neener!


Lord Valve, ThD
Zookeeper


M A G A !
s***@gmail.com
2019-04-07 21:35:36 UTC
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rhythm is simple, but complex as well, if you have no sense of time, you're screwed...... rhythm the best thing a Fela can learn----
https://danstearns.bandcamp.com/track/africa-x

Lord Valve
2019-04-07 22:14:47 UTC
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rhythm is simple, but complex as well, if you have no sense of time, you're screwed...... rhythm the best thing a Fela can learn----
https://danstearns.bandcamp.com/track/africa-sux
http://youtu.be/CXYehPRFrQY

Defiant
2019-04-08 06:41:43 UTC
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rhythm is simple, but complex as well, if you have no sense of time, you're screwed...... rhythm the best thing a Fela can learn----
https://danstearns.bandcamp.com/track/africa-x
That track is evidence that you have no sense of time. Looks like
you're screwed. ROTFLMAO!!!

BTW, besides lack of rhythm, it sucks in every other way imaginable.
Give it up, junior. You suck.
s***@gmail.com
2019-04-08 08:02:56 UTC
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rhythm is simple, but complex as well, if you have no sense of time, you're screwed...... rhythm the best thing a Fela can learn----
https://danstearns.bandcamp.com/track/africa-x
That track is evidence that you have no sense of time. Looks like
you're screwed. ROTFLMAO!!!
BTW, besides lack of rhythm, it sucks in every other way imaginable.
Give it up, junior. You suck.

Lord Valve
2019-04-08 11:04:33 UTC
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rhythm is simple, but complex as well, if you have no sense of time, you're screwed...... rhythm the best thing a Fela can learn----
https://danstearns.bandcamp.com/track/africa-x
That track is evidence that you have no sense of time. Looks like
you're screwed. ROTFLMAO!!!
BTW, besides lack of rhythm, it sucks in every other way imaginable.
Give it up, junior. You suck.
http://youtu.be/Q8AZ16uBhr8

Defiant
2019-04-09 08:44:06 UTC
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rhythm is simple, but complex as well, if you have no sense of time, you're screwed...... rhythm the best thing a Fela can learn----
https://danstearns.bandcamp.com/track/africa-x
That track is evidence that you have no sense of time. Looks like
you're screwed. ROTFLMAO!!!
BTW, besides lack of rhythm, it sucks in every other way imaginable.
Give it up, junior. You suck.
http://youtu.be/Q8AZ16uBhr8
http://youtu.be/sls5H4xVHys

Lord Valve
2019-04-09 10:59:38 UTC
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rhythm is simple, but complex as well, if you have no sense of time, you're screwed...... rhythm the best thing a Fela can learn----
https://danstearns.bandcamp.com/track/africa-x
That track is evidence that you have no sense of time. Looks like
you're screwed. ROTFLMAO!!!
BTW, besides lack of rhythm, it sucks in every other way imaginable.
Give it up, junior. You suck.
http://youtu.be/Q8AZ16uBhr8
http://youtu.be/sls5H4xVHys
http://youtu.be/AT7bJGwSqBQ
Some of those clips were pretty funny! I wish the
dude who edited that had better chops - the audio
levels are all over the place. It's a serious
bitch that I pitch a LOT in comment threads;
amateurs don't HAVE to suck, especially with all
the editing tools available, most of them for free.
One of the things I *really* can't stand is "background"
music, which is often so thunderous it wipes out the
dialog or narration completely. I use some fairly good
studio cans to listen to stuff on YouTube (AKG K-271 or
K-240 Studio) and even with those a lot of the audio
I encounter is pure crap. The problem is that the people
(or dude or tomato, whatever) doing the mix don't really
realize that the voiceover is not audible to people who
may be listening on a shitty laptop or even a phone,
especially considering that in most cases it will be
the first time they've ever heard the material. The
"producer(s)" of these vids can understand the voiceover
because they have already heard it a dozen or more times
while doing the editing; hell, they may have *written*
the narration, and thus "hear" it over the deafening
music. I post comments to this effect, but I've only
gotten one response from a content uploader thanking
me for the instruction - so far. The technology may
be cool, but one must know how to *use* it for it to
be effective. I am appalled at the number of people
who just don't give a shit.

Lord Valve, ThD
Expert (fuck you)
Lord Valve
2019-04-09 11:14:24 UTC
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rhythm is simple, but complex as well, if you have no sense of time, you're screwed...... rhythm the best thing a Fela can learn----
https://danstearns.bandcamp.com/track/africa-x
That track is evidence that you have no sense of time. Looks like
you're screwed. ROTFLMAO!!!
BTW, besides lack of rhythm, it sucks in every other way imaginable.
Give it up, junior. You suck.
http://youtu.be/Q8AZ16uBhr8
http://youtu.be/sls5H4xVHys
http://youtu.be/AT7bJGwSqBQ
Some of those clips were pretty funny! I wish the
dude who edited that had better chops - the audio
levels are all over the place. It's a serious
bitch that I pitch a LOT in comment threads;
amateurs don't HAVE to suck, especially with all
the editing tools available, most of them for free.
One of the things I *really* can't stand is "background"
music, which is often so thunderous it wipes out the
dialog or narration completely. I use some fairly good
studio cans to listen to stuff on YouTube (AKG K-271 or
K-240 Studio) and even with those a lot of the audio
I encounter is pure crap. The problem is that the people
(or dude or tomato, whatever) doing the mix don't really
realize that the voiceover is not audible to people who
may be listening on a shitty laptop or even a phone,
especially considering that in most cases it will be
the first time they've ever heard the material. The
"producer(s)" of these vids can understand the voiceover
because they have already heard it a dozen or more times
while doing the editing; hell, they may have *written*
the narration, and thus "hear" it over the deafening
music. I post comments to this effect, but I've only
gotten one response from a content uploader thanking
me for the instruction - so far. The technology may
be cool, but one must know how to *use* it for it to
be effective. I am appalled at the number of people
who just don't give a shit.
Lord Valve, ThD
Expert (fuck you)
BTW - another main bitch I have with YouTubers is that
they think boosting the bass way up makes for a "pro"
mix; this is driven by them having listened to a lot
of shitty Hip-hop mixes. The bass on those recordings
may be clean, but it's excessive when being played
back on amateur equipment, and clips the shit out of
the amps, especially the itty-bitty sub-watt chips
the Chicoms put in phones and laptops. Hip-hoppers
mix their shit (and yes, it's largely shit...) on
multi-thousand watt systems with 18" or 24" woofers;
it doesn't have a chance when played back through
the 1" or 2" (or, on phones, sub-inch) speakers
most people will be using. Advice to youngsters:
TURN THAT FUCKING BASS DOWN! Hip-hop is aimed at
those ridiculous boom-car systems which rattle the
glass in your windows when they go by, NOT at laptop
computers or phones.

Lord Valve, ThD
Expert (please obsess)

M A G A !
s***@gmail.com
2019-04-09 12:35:19 UTC
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Lord Valve, ThD
Expert (please obsess)
M A G A !

Lord Valve
2019-04-09 13:14:28 UTC
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Lord Valve, ThD
Expert (please obsess)
M A G A !
http://youtu.be/hMuY9sK6fQE

s***@gmail.com
2019-04-09 13:17:17 UTC
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Expert (please obsess)
M A G A !

Lord Valve
2019-04-09 15:42:28 UTC
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Expert (please obsess)
M A G A !
http://youtu.be/dHO_GlU2OOY
https://www.facebook.com/Celts.Royalty/videos/343173356324545/

1) Single pass - done live

2) More than one chord

3) No hating on other artists

3) Bonus - white people

Have a nice day, schmuck.


Lord Valve, ThD
Organist (fuck you)
s***@gmail.com
2019-04-09 19:50:57 UTC
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M A G A !
http://youtu.be/dHO_GlU2OOY
3) No hating on other artists
3) Bonus - white people
Have a nice day, schmuck.
Lord Valve, ThD
Organist (fuck you)
for Lord Rollo and his dangerously defiant bottom bitch:


Lord Valve
2019-04-10 00:59:09 UTC
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M A G A !
http://youtu.be/dHO_GlU2OOY
3) No hating on other artists
3) Bonus - white people
Have a nice day, schmuck.
Lord Valve, ThD
Organist (fuck you)
http://youtu.be/ImYci3uWXbg
Grow up.
Defiant
2019-04-10 07:44:18 UTC
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rhythm is simple, but complex as well, if you have no sense of time, you're screwed...... rhythm the best thing a Fela can learn----
https://danstearns.bandcamp.com/track/africa-x
That track is evidence that you have no sense of time. Looks like
you're screwed. ROTFLMAO!!!
BTW, besides lack of rhythm, it sucks in every other way imaginable.
Give it up, junior. You suck.
http://youtu.be/Q8AZ16uBhr8
http://youtu.be/sls5H4xVHys
http://youtu.be/AT7bJGwSqBQ
Some of those clips were pretty funny! I wish the
dude who edited that had better chops - the audio
levels are all over the place. It's a serious
bitch that I pitch a LOT in comment threads;
amateurs don't HAVE to suck, especially with all
the editing tools available, most of them for free.
One of the things I *really* can't stand is "background"
music, which is often so thunderous it wipes out the
dialog or narration completely. I use some fairly good
studio cans to listen to stuff on YouTube (AKG K-271 or
K-240 Studio) and even with those a lot of the audio
I encounter is pure crap. The problem is that the people
(or dude or tomato, whatever) doing the mix don't really
realize that the voiceover is not audible to people who
may be listening on a shitty laptop or even a phone,
especially considering that in most cases it will be
the first time they've ever heard the material. The
"producer(s)" of these vids can understand the voiceover
because they have already heard it a dozen or more times
while doing the editing; hell, they may have *written*
the narration, and thus "hear" it over the deafening
music. I post comments to this effect, but I've only
gotten one response from a content uploader thanking
me for the instruction - so far. The technology may
be cool, but one must know how to *use* it for it to
be effective. I am appalled at the number of people
who just don't give a shit.
Lord Valve, ThD
Expert (fuck you)
BTW - another main bitch I have with YouTubers is that
they think boosting the bass way up makes for a "pro"
mix; this is driven by them having listened to a lot
of shitty Hip-hop mixes. The bass on those recordings
may be clean, but it's excessive when being played
back on amateur equipment, and clips the shit out of
the amps, especially the itty-bitty sub-watt chips
the Chicoms put in phones and laptops. Hip-hoppers
mix their shit (and yes, it's largely shit...) on
multi-thousand watt systems with 18" or 24" woofers;
it doesn't have a chance when played back through
the 1" or 2" (or, on phones, sub-inch) speakers
TURN THAT FUCKING BASS DOWN! Hip-hop is aimed at
those ridiculous boom-car systems which rattle the
glass in your windows when they go by, NOT at laptop
computers or phones.
Lord Valve, ThD
Expert (please obsess)
M A G A !
I could care less how much bass they mix in. I ain't
gonna listen to their shit (and you are 100% correct -
it is SHIT!).
s***@gmail.com
2019-04-10 07:51:46 UTC
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rhythm is simple, but complex as well, if you have no sense of time, you're screwed...... rhythm the best thing a Fela can learn----
https://danstearns.bandcamp.com/track/africa-x
That track is evidence that you have no sense of time. Looks like
you're screwed. ROTFLMAO!!!
BTW, besides lack of rhythm, it sucks in every other way imaginable.
Give it up, junior. You suck.
http://youtu.be/Q8AZ16uBhr8
http://youtu.be/sls5H4xVHys
http://youtu.be/AT7bJGwSqBQ
Some of those clips were pretty funny! I wish the
dude who edited that had better chops - the audio
levels are all over the place. It's a serious
bitch that I pitch a LOT in comment threads;
amateurs don't HAVE to suck, especially with all
the editing tools available, most of them for free.
One of the things I *really* can't stand is "background"
music, which is often so thunderous it wipes out the
dialog or narration completely. I use some fairly good
studio cans to listen to stuff on YouTube (AKG K-271 or
K-240 Studio) and even with those a lot of the audio
I encounter is pure crap. The problem is that the people
(or dude or tomato, whatever) doing the mix don't really
realize that the voiceover is not audible to people who
may be listening on a shitty laptop or even a phone,
especially considering that in most cases it will be
the first time they've ever heard the material. The
"producer(s)" of these vids can understand the voiceover
because they have already heard it a dozen or more times
while doing the editing; hell, they may have *written*
the narration, and thus "hear" it over the deafening
music. I post comments to this effect, but I've only
gotten one response from a content uploader thanking
me for the instruction - so far. The technology may
be cool, but one must know how to *use* it for it to
be effective. I am appalled at the number of people
who just don't give a shit.
Lord Valve, ThD
Expert (fuck you)
BTW - another main bitch I have with YouTubers is that
they think boosting the bass way up makes for a "pro"
mix; this is driven by them having listened to a lot
of shitty Hip-hop mixes. The bass on those recordings
may be clean, but it's excessive when being played
back on amateur equipment, and clips the shit out of
the amps, especially the itty-bitty sub-watt chips
the Chicoms put in phones and laptops. Hip-hoppers
mix their shit (and yes, it's largely shit...) on
multi-thousand watt systems with 18" or 24" woofers;
it doesn't have a chance when played back through
the 1" or 2" (or, on phones, sub-inch) speakers
TURN THAT FUCKING BASS DOWN! Hip-hop is aimed at
those ridiculous boom-car systems which rattle the
glass in your windows when they go by, NOT at laptop
computers or phones.
Lord Valve, ThD
Expert (please obsess)
M A G A !
I could care less how much bass they mix in. I ain't
gonna listen to their shit (and you are 100% correct -
it is SHIT!).
really, you again.... really after all this and what just happened....

Defiant
2019-04-11 06:07:18 UTC
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rhythm is simple, but complex as well, if you have no sense of time, you're screwed...... rhythm the best thing a Fela can learn----
https://danstearns.bandcamp.com/track/africa-x
That track is evidence that you have no sense of time. Looks like
you're screwed. ROTFLMAO!!!
BTW, besides lack of rhythm, it sucks in every other way imaginable.
Give it up, junior. You suck.
http://youtu.be/Q8AZ16uBhr8
http://youtu.be/sls5H4xVHys
http://youtu.be/AT7bJGwSqBQ
Some of those clips were pretty funny! I wish the
dude who edited that had better chops - the audio
levels are all over the place. It's a serious
bitch that I pitch a LOT in comment threads;
amateurs don't HAVE to suck, especially with all
the editing tools available, most of them for free.
One of the things I *really* can't stand is "background"
music, which is often so thunderous it wipes out the
dialog or narration completely. I use some fairly good
studio cans to listen to stuff on YouTube (AKG K-271 or
K-240 Studio) and even with those a lot of the audio
I encounter is pure crap. The problem is that the people
(or dude or tomato, whatever) doing the mix don't really
realize that the voiceover is not audible to people who
may be listening on a shitty laptop or even a phone,
especially considering that in most cases it will be
the first time they've ever heard the material. The
"producer(s)" of these vids can understand the voiceover
because they have already heard it a dozen or more times
while doing the editing; hell, they may have *written*
the narration, and thus "hear" it over the deafening
music. I post comments to this effect, but I've only
gotten one response from a content uploader thanking
me for the instruction - so far. The technology may
be cool, but one must know how to *use* it for it to
be effective. I am appalled at the number of people
who just don't give a shit.
Lord Valve, ThD
Expert (fuck you)
BTW - another main bitch I have with YouTubers is that
they think boosting the bass way up makes for a "pro"
mix; this is driven by them having listened to a lot
of shitty Hip-hop mixes. The bass on those recordings
may be clean, but it's excessive when being played
back on amateur equipment, and clips the shit out of
the amps, especially the itty-bitty sub-watt chips
the Chicoms put in phones and laptops. Hip-hoppers
mix their shit (and yes, it's largely shit...) on
multi-thousand watt systems with 18" or 24" woofers;
it doesn't have a chance when played back through
the 1" or 2" (or, on phones, sub-inch) speakers
TURN THAT FUCKING BASS DOWN! Hip-hop is aimed at
those ridiculous boom-car systems which rattle the
glass in your windows when they go by, NOT at laptop
computers or phones.
Lord Valve, ThD
Expert (please obsess)
M A G A !
I could care less how much bass they mix in. I ain't
gonna listen to their shit (and you are 100% correct -
it is SHIT!).
really, you again.... really after all this and what just happened....
http://youtu.be/tWdgAMYjYSs
Relax, chief, According to Wikipedia, that shit you
took will wear off in 12 hours or so. Until then, sit
tight and stay calm.

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