having fun with music, you might want to try it-

Post by s***@gmail.com
https://soundcloud.com/danstearns/ensemble-x-astral-pinwheel
Astral Pinwheel
Dan Stearns - Ibanez acoustic steel string guitar
Melissa Keeling - amplified flute
John Clark - alto sax
and using Acid Jazz Funk Jam Track in D minor, 115 BPM
ps- in the "old days" here when guitarist posted here and not Lord Know-It-Alls, a thing like this might have three or four players have a go at the backing track...now.....no fucking way, why I ask? Well, not with idiotboy who don't even play the instrument by the way and thinks Ted Nugent is an okay jazz guitarist
(in A I assume) shitting on every thing that ain't smellin like him...........yup, carry on, you're doing a swell job promoting music===NOT

Jeezuz on a Harley, you don't get funk at all.

Your flute chickie gets it a little; if you had
any idea how to LAY FUCKING BACK AND LET THE OTHER
CATS SOLO, she might've been able to hear the damn
chords. As it was, it was a valiant effort, if
insufficient. Ditto for the sax dude, although he
blew outside the tunnel quite a bit. Again, he
probably couldn't hear the fuckin' chords because
you were wanking all over the place. Funk is supposed
to have HOLES in it, so the rhythm can cook up something
tasty. You play EVERYTHING, fill all the holes, and
nothing is left for the other cats. YOU, SIR, DO NOT
KNOW HOW TO COMP! And your incessant wanking is the very
same shit you put into everything else you've posted
here.

So - there are a few of the dudes from back in the "old
days" lurking here, I know for a fact. I invite any of
'em - especially the ones who hate my guts - to comment
on my analysis of this track. Let's see if any of 'em
disagree with my critique.

Standing by...

Lord Valve, ThD
Organist (fuck you)

M A G A !

s***@gmail.com

2019-04-07 03:19:32 UTC

Jeezuz on a Harley, you don't get funk at all.
Your flute chickie gets it a little; if you had
any idea how to LAY FUCKING BACK AND LET THE OTHER
CATS SOLO, she might've been able to hear the damn
chords. As it was, it was a valiant effort, if
insufficient. Ditto for the sax dude, although he
blew outside the tunnel quite a bit. Again, he
probably couldn't hear the fuckin' chords because
you were wanking all over the place. Funk is supposed
to have HOLES in it, so the rhythm can cook up something
tasty. You play EVERYTHING, fill all the holes, and
nothing is left for the other cats. YOU, SIR, DO NOT
KNOW HOW TO COMP! And your incessant wanking is the very
same shit you put into everything else you've posted
here.
So - there are a few of the dudes from back in the "old
days" lurking here, I know for a fact. I invite any of
'em - especially the ones who hate my guts - to comment
on my analysis of this track. Let's see if any of 'em
disagree with my critique.
Standing by...
Lord Valve, ThD
Organist (fuck you)
M A G A !

BTW Idiot, I have not one, but two friends with Perfect Pitch, one is the outstanding Shirley Meyer-Blakekenship... yeah buddy, she be a drop dead virtuoso on three dissimilar instruments, Harp, violin, and piano.... she plays the shit nobody wants to because it's too hard.... she's eviscerate you in 2.5 seconds as a charlatan... and get this fatass, one of her ex-husbands was a fucking kick-ass bop BLACK sax player... ha, few idiots here might've eve heard of him... shall I continue, because in this little old show and tell you got Wipeout, and Bruno (NOT BAD...POOR Jimmy gonna rue the day he took the Lord's side), and Tony the Tiger...not bad.... no contest. Game over. My people are both improvisors and classical musicians, so you are righteously fucked.... still want to play Boss Hog Little Piggy? Your problem is you can't discern your own private love mess....it's all about being boss, you ain't and your politics are EVEN WORSE-- WANT MORE? I'm just warming up.....

https://soundcloud.com/drshirley

play times over buddy, you smell and nobody but your hand puppet has your back.... what's up with that?

Lord Valve

2019-04-07 15:35:08 UTC

Jeezuz on a Harley, you don't get funk at all.
Your flute chickie gets it a little; if you had
any idea how to LAY FUCKING BACK AND LET THE OTHER
CATS SOLO, she might've been able to hear the damn
chords. As it was, it was a valiant effort, if
insufficient. Ditto for the sax dude, although he
blew outside the tunnel quite a bit. Again, he
probably couldn't hear the fuckin' chords because
you were wanking all over the place. Funk is supposed
to have HOLES in it, so the rhythm can cook up something
tasty. You play EVERYTHING, fill all the holes, and
nothing is left for the other cats. YOU, SIR, DO NOT
KNOW HOW TO COMP! And your incessant wanking is the very
same shit you put into everything else you've posted
here.
So - there are a few of the dudes from back in the "old
days" lurking here, I know for a fact. I invite any of
'em - especially the ones who hate my guts - to comment
on my analysis of this track. Let's see if any of 'em
disagree with my critique.
Standing by...
Lord Valve, ThD
Organist (fuck you)
M A G A !

BTW Idiot, I have not one, but two friends with Perfect Pitch,

Plenty of folks with perfect pitch. Me, for instance.
(Relative.) So...how do your two friends have anything
to do with the schlocky crap you post? I have a friend
who was a fighter pilot, but I can't fly. I have two
friends who were Seals...but I know nothing of SCUBA
gear or advanced survival technique. I have quite a few
friends who are cops - but I can't arrest anyone. If
you have friends with perfect pitch...so what?

one is the outstanding Shirley Meyer-Blakekenship... yeah buddy, she be a drop dead virtuoso on three dissimilar instruments, Harp, violin, and piano.... she plays the shit nobody wants to because it's too hard.... she's eviscerate you in 2.5 seconds as a charlatan...

So what?

and get this fatass, one of her ex-husbands was a fucking kick-ass bop BLACK sax player... ha, few idiots here might've eve heard of him...

Well, there's no doubt about the fact that being
"BLACK" (as you put it) is a top requirement when
it comes to playing the saxophone. Frankly, I don't
see how any white person could dare to pick one up,
let alone put his inferior lips on it. I'm sure Stan
Getz, Paul Desmond, Art Pepper, Zoot Sims, Michael
Brecker, Pepper Adams, Tommy Newsome, Gerry Mulligan,
Jan Garbareck (sp?), Al Cohn, David Sanborn, Christopher
Hollyday, Steve Marcus and probably a couple of dozen
other cats I can't remember would agree, what with you
being a genius and all. Did I forget to mention Kenny
G? Yeah, he belongs on that list too, despite his
schmaltzy repertoire. (Please obsess.)

BTW - EX husbandS? Too bitchy to stay married? How
is this an accolade, or a desirable personality trait?
Don't you share the same trait? I've been married for
47 years. 'Nuff said.

shall I continue, because in this little old show and tell you got Wipeout, and Bruno (NOT BAD...POOR Jimmy gonna rue the day he took the Lord's side), and Tony the Tiger...not bad.... no contest.

Um...what does who you know have to do with how you
play? I know a few pretty famous players myself, but
so what?

Game over.

No, 'fraid not, schlockmeister.

My people are both improvisors and classical musicians, so you are righteously fucked....

"Your" people? Huh? This makes *you* a superior player how,
exactly?

still want to play Boss Hog Little Piggy? Your problem is you can't discern your own private love mess....

Look - if you don't start speaking a language that
most folks are familiar with, this is going nowhere.

it's all about being boss, you ain't and your politics are EVEN WORSE-- WANT MORE? I'm just warming up.....

Yes, politics in Shitcago are *ever* so superior
compared to elsewhere...

Post by s***@gmail.com
https://soundcloud.com/drshirley

An excellent player. Again - what does this have to do
with *your* shitty outlook and ridiculous "technique?"

Post by s***@gmail.com
play times over buddy, you smell and nobody but your hand puppet has your back....

...as opposed to the thundering hordes of topnotch
musicians who have leapt to your defense here, right?
Wait...never mind.

what's up with that?

Is one more than zero?

Lord Valve, ThD
Organist (fuck you)

M A G A !

s***@gmail.com

2019-04-07 17:50:22 UTC

Jeezuz on a Harley, you don't get funk at all.
Your flute chickie gets it a little; if you had
any idea how to LAY FUCKING BACK AND LET THE OTHER
CATS SOLO, she might've been able to hear the damn
chords. As it was, it was a valiant effort, if
insufficient. Ditto for the sax dude, although he
blew outside the tunnel quite a bit. Again, he
probably couldn't hear the fuckin' chords because
you were wanking all over the place. Funk is supposed
to have HOLES in it, so the rhythm can cook up something
tasty. You play EVERYTHING, fill all the holes, and
nothing is left for the other cats. YOU, SIR, DO NOT
KNOW HOW TO COMP! And your incessant wanking is the very
same shit you put into everything else you've posted
here.
So - there are a few of the dudes from back in the "old
days" lurking here, I know for a fact. I invite any of
'em - especially the ones who hate my guts - to comment
on my analysis of this track. Let's see if any of 'em
disagree with my critique.
Standing by...
Lord Valve, ThD
Organist (fuck you)
M A G A !

BTW Idiot, I have not one, but two friends with Perfect Pitch,

Plenty of folks with perfect pitch. Me, for instance.
(Relative.) So...how do your two friends have anything
to do with the schlocky crap you post? I have a friend
who was a fighter pilot, but I can't fly. I have two
friends who were Seals...but I know nothing of SCUBA
gear or advanced survival technique. I have quite a few
friends who are cops - but I can't arrest anyone. If
you have friends with perfect pitch...so what?
one is the outstanding Shirley Meyer-Blakekenship... yeah buddy, she be a drop dead virtuoso on three dissimilar instruments, Harp, violin, and piano.... she plays the shit nobody wants to because it's too hard.... she's eviscerate you in 2.5 seconds as a charlatan...
So what?
and get this fatass, one of her ex-husbands was a fucking kick-ass bop BLACK sax player... ha, few idiots here might've eve heard of him...
Well, there's no doubt about the fact that being
"BLACK" (as you put it) is a top requirement when
it comes to playing the saxophone. Frankly, I don't
see how any white person could dare to pick one up,
let alone put his inferior lips on it. I'm sure Stan
Getz, Paul Desmond, Art Pepper, Zoot Sims, Michael
Brecker, Pepper Adams, Tommy Newsome, Gerry Mulligan,
Jan Garbareck (sp?), Al Cohn, David Sanborn, Christopher
Hollyday, Steve Marcus and probably a couple of dozen
other cats I can't remember would agree, what with you
being a genius and all. Did I forget to mention Kenny
G? Yeah, he belongs on that list too, despite his
schmaltzy repertoire. (Please obsess.)
BTW - EX husbandS? Too bitchy to stay married? How
is this an accolade, or a desirable personality trait?
Don't you share the same trait? I've been married for
47 years. 'Nuff said.
shall I continue, because in this little old show and tell you got Wipeout, and Bruno (NOT BAD...POOR Jimmy gonna rue the day he took the Lord's side), and Tony the Tiger...not bad.... no contest.
Um...what does who you know have to do with how you
play? I know a few pretty famous players myself, but
so what?
Game over.
No, 'fraid not, schlockmeister.
My people are both improvisors and classical musicians, so you are righteously fucked....
"Your" people? Huh? This makes *you* a superior player how,
exactly?
still want to play Boss Hog Little Piggy? Your problem is you can't discern your own private love mess....
Look - if you don't start speaking a language that
most folks are familiar with, this is going nowhere.
it's all about being boss, you ain't and your politics are EVEN WORSE-- WANT MORE? I'm just warming up.....
Yes, politics in Shitcago are *ever* so superior
compared to elsewhere...

Post by s***@gmail.com
https://soundcloud.com/drshirley

An excellent player. Again - what does this have to do
with *your* shitty outlook and ridiculous "technique?"

Post by s***@gmail.com
play times over buddy, you smell and nobody but your hand puppet has your back....

...as opposed to the thundering hordes of topnotch
musicians who have leapt to your defense here, right?
Wait...never mind.
what's up with that?
Is one more than zero?
Lord Valve, ThD
Organist (fuck you)
M A G A !

yeah, we hang out, she's a peach, and a stone cold killer , and unlike you she has ears that work...and happens to love my music, and wants me to compose for harp, so you're not going to get anywhere there... I would assume she'd smell you right away for what you are a right wing blow hard, that doesn't even fucking play the guitar yet has co-opted this site into it's present state==

congratulations son, the sites looking better now... glad we have the time to have these chats before I come to Colorado for some tube amp advice... it's a public store right? Or are certain types or colors not allowed? Just askin Franklin? cu soon

s***@gmail.com

2019-04-07 17:53:24 UTC

Jeezuz on a Harley, you don't get funk at all.
Your flute chickie gets it a little; if you had
any idea how to LAY FUCKING BACK AND LET THE OTHER
CATS SOLO, she might've been able to hear the damn
chords. As it was, it was a valiant effort, if
insufficient. Ditto for the sax dude, although he
blew outside the tunnel quite a bit. Again, he
probably couldn't hear the fuckin' chords because
you were wanking all over the place. Funk is supposed
to have HOLES in it, so the rhythm can cook up something
tasty. You play EVERYTHING, fill all the holes, and
nothing is left for the other cats. YOU, SIR, DO NOT
KNOW HOW TO COMP! And your incessant wanking is the very
same shit you put into everything else you've posted
here.
So - there are a few of the dudes from back in the "old
days" lurking here, I know for a fact. I invite any of
'em - especially the ones who hate my guts - to comment
on my analysis of this track. Let's see if any of 'em
disagree with my critique.
Standing by...
Lord Valve, ThD
Organist (fuck you)
M A G A !

BTW Idiot, I have not one, but two friends with Perfect Pitch,

Plenty of folks with perfect pitch. Me, for instance.
(Relative.) So...how do your two friends have anything
to do with the schlocky crap you post? I have a friend
who was a fighter pilot, but I can't fly. I have two
friends who were Seals...but I know nothing of SCUBA
gear or advanced survival technique. I have quite a few
friends who are cops - but I can't arrest anyone. If
you have friends with perfect pitch...so what?
one is the outstanding Shirley Meyer-Blakekenship... yeah buddy, she be a drop dead virtuoso on three dissimilar instruments, Harp, violin, and piano.... she plays the shit nobody wants to because it's too hard.... she's eviscerate you in 2.5 seconds as a charlatan...
So what?
and get this fatass, one of her ex-husbands was a fucking kick-ass bop BLACK sax player... ha, few idiots here might've eve heard of him...
Well, there's no doubt about the fact that being
"BLACK" (as you put it) is a top requirement when
it comes to playing the saxophone. Frankly, I don't
see how any white person could dare to pick one up,
let alone put his inferior lips on it. I'm sure Stan
Getz, Paul Desmond, Art Pepper, Zoot Sims, Michael
Brecker, Pepper Adams, Tommy Newsome, Gerry Mulligan,
Jan Garbareck (sp?), Al Cohn, David Sanborn, Christopher
Hollyday, Steve Marcus and probably a couple of dozen
other cats I can't remember would agree, what with you
being a genius and all. Did I forget to mention Kenny
G? Yeah, he belongs on that list too, despite his
schmaltzy repertoire. (Please obsess.)
BTW - EX husbandS? Too bitchy to stay married? How
is this an accolade, or a desirable personality trait?
Don't you share the same trait? I've been married for
47 years. 'Nuff said.
shall I continue, because in this little old show and tell you got Wipeout, and Bruno (NOT BAD...POOR Jimmy gonna rue the day he took the Lord's side), and Tony the Tiger...not bad.... no contest.
Um...what does who you know have to do with how you
play? I know a few pretty famous players myself, but
so what?
Game over.
No, 'fraid not, schlockmeister.
My people are both improvisors and classical musicians, so you are righteously fucked....
"Your" people? Huh? This makes *you* a superior player how,
exactly?
still want to play Boss Hog Little Piggy? Your problem is you can't discern your own private love mess....
Look - if you don't start speaking a language that
most folks are familiar with, this is going nowhere.
it's all about being boss, you ain't and your politics are EVEN WORSE-- WANT MORE? I'm just warming up.....
Yes, politics in Shitcago are *ever* so superior
compared to elsewhere...

Post by s***@gmail.com
https://soundcloud.com/drshirley

An excellent player. Again - what does this have to do
with *your* shitty outlook and ridiculous "technique?"

Post by s***@gmail.com
play times over buddy, you smell and nobody but your hand puppet has your back....

...as opposed to the thundering hordes of topnotch
musicians who have leapt to your defense here, right?
Wait...never mind.
what's up with that?
Is one more than zero?
Lord Valve, ThD
Organist (fuck you)
M A G A !

yeah, we hang out, she's a peach, and a stone cold killer , and unlike you she has ears that work...and happens to love my music, and wants me to compose for harp, so you're not going to get anywhere there... I would assume she'd smell you right away for what you are a right wing blow hard, that doesn't even fucking play the guitar yet has co-opted this site into it's present state==
congratulations son, the sites looking better now... glad we have the time to have these chats before I come to Colorado for some tube amp advice... it's a public store right? Or are certain types or colors not allowed? Just askin Franklin? cu soon

Lord Valve

2019-04-07 23:44:36 UTC

Post by s***@gmail.com
http://youtu.be/SXxQ2JSIn4Q

Hmmmm...let's see here:

Sasquatch
Max Headroom TV hijack
Aliens
Brillo, from Ass-tard Galactic Command
We Are Not Alone
Pyramids
Crap circles
And So Forth

Looks like Danny de Shart is quarter past
bonkers, headed for half.

CLANG! HONK! TWEET!

Lord Valve, ThD
Proud Owner, Danny de Shart

Lord Valve

2019-04-07 20:35:55 UTC

Jeezuz on a Harley, you don't get funk at all.
Your flute chickie gets it a little; if you had
any idea how to LAY FUCKING BACK AND LET THE OTHER
CATS SOLO, she might've been able to hear the damn
chords. As it was, it was a valiant effort, if
insufficient. Ditto for the sax dude, although he
blew outside the tunnel quite a bit. Again, he
probably couldn't hear the fuckin' chords because
you were wanking all over the place. Funk is supposed
to have HOLES in it, so the rhythm can cook up something
tasty. You play EVERYTHING, fill all the holes, and
nothing is left for the other cats. YOU, SIR, DO NOT
KNOW HOW TO COMP! And your incessant wanking is the very
same shit you put into everything else you've posted
here.
So - there are a few of the dudes from back in the "old
days" lurking here, I know for a fact. I invite any of
'em - especially the ones who hate my guts - to comment
on my analysis of this track. Let's see if any of 'em
disagree with my critique.
Standing by...
Lord Valve, ThD
Organist (fuck you)
M A G A !

BTW Idiot, I have not one, but two friends with Perfect Pitch,

Plenty of folks with perfect pitch. Me, for instance.
(Relative.) So...how do your two friends have anything
to do with the schlocky crap you post? I have a friend
who was a fighter pilot, but I can't fly. I have two
friends who were Seals...but I know nothing of SCUBA
gear or advanced survival technique. I have quite a few
friends who are cops - but I can't arrest anyone. If
you have friends with perfect pitch...so what?
one is the outstanding Shirley Meyer-Blakekenship... yeah buddy, she be a drop dead virtuoso on three dissimilar instruments, Harp, violin, and piano.... she plays the shit nobody wants to because it's too hard.... she's eviscerate you in 2.5 seconds as a charlatan...
So what?
and get this fatass, one of her ex-husbands was a fucking kick-ass bop BLACK sax player... ha, few idiots here might've eve heard of him...
Well, there's no doubt about the fact that being
"BLACK" (as you put it) is a top requirement when
it comes to playing the saxophone. Frankly, I don't
see how any white person could dare to pick one up,
let alone put his inferior lips on it. I'm sure Stan
Getz, Paul Desmond, Art Pepper, Zoot Sims, Michael
Brecker, Pepper Adams, Tommy Newsome, Gerry Mulligan,
Jan Garbareck (sp?), Al Cohn, David Sanborn, Christopher
Hollyday, Steve Marcus and probably a couple of dozen
other cats I can't remember would agree, what with you
being a genius and all. Did I forget to mention Kenny
G? Yeah, he belongs on that list too, despite his
schmaltzy repertoire. (Please obsess.)
BTW - EX husbandS? Too bitchy to stay married? How
is this an accolade, or a desirable personality trait?
Don't you share the same trait? I've been married for
47 years. 'Nuff said.
shall I continue, because in this little old show and tell you got Wipeout, and Bruno (NOT BAD...POOR Jimmy gonna rue the day he took the Lord's side), and Tony the Tiger...not bad.... no contest.
Um...what does who you know have to do with how you
play? I know a few pretty famous players myself, but
so what?
Game over.
No, 'fraid not, schlockmeister.
My people are both improvisors and classical musicians, so you are righteously fucked....
"Your" people? Huh? This makes *you* a superior player how,
exactly?
still want to play Boss Hog Little Piggy? Your problem is you can't discern your own private love mess....
Look - if you don't start speaking a language that
most folks are familiar with, this is going nowhere.
it's all about being boss, you ain't and your politics are EVEN WORSE-- WANT MORE? I'm just warming up.....
Yes, politics in Shitcago are *ever* so superior
compared to elsewhere...

Post by s***@gmail.com
https://soundcloud.com/drshirley

An excellent player. Again - what does this have to do
with *your* shitty outlook and ridiculous "technique?"

Post by s***@gmail.com
play times over buddy, you smell and nobody but your hand puppet has your back....

...as opposed to the thundering hordes of topnotch
musicians who have leapt to your defense here, right?
Wait...never mind.
what's up with that?
Is one more than zero?
Lord Valve, ThD
Organist (fuck you)
M A G A !

yeah, we hang out, she's a peach, and a stone cold killer , and unlike you she has ears that work...

My ears work just fine - that's why I can hear your
stuff for the shit that it is.

and happens to love my music,

So she's crazy, then? <shrug>

and wants me to compose for harp, so you're not going to get anywhere there...

Why would I want to "get anywhere"? I don't give
a shit what you do in meatspace.

I would assume she'd smell you right away for what you are a right wing blow hard, that doesn't even fucking play the guitar

I'm not a Cordon Bleu-trained chef, either, but I
know a shit sandwich isn't going to taste good,
no matter what spices you put on it, and no matter
how much you pretend it's steak...

yet has co-opted this site into it's present state==

That ought to tell you something, but I'm pretty
sure you don't pack the smarts to figure it out.

Post by s***@gmail.com
congratulations son, the sites looking better now...

Looks the same as it always has...one crazy fuck posting
cacophonous turd-tunes you couldn't pay most people
to listen to (let alone the other way around) and one
sharpshooter lasering holes in them while a shitload
of lurkers laugh their asses off.

glad we have the time to have these chats before I come to Colorado for some tube amp advice...

I'll give you all the advice you need right here:
Don't buy a tube amp. The superior tone of tube
amps, especially the ones I build, which are surely
out of your price range - I don't take EBT cards, or
any other type of plastic for that matter (I do,
however, have an easy payment plan: half down, and
the rest right now) - where was I? Oh, yeah - the
superior tone produced by these devices is not going
to help you one bit - it would be like using a gold-
plated shovel to clean up after your dog (wait - you're
a cat-freak; ask me how I know this) or eating a Big
Mac with Oneida silverware. I mean, why bother? A great
amp isn't going to improve a shitty player. Stick to
whatever you can get from K-Mart or Wallgreens.

it's a public store right?

You'll find out.

Or are certain types or colors not allowed?

The only color I care about is green. Show green,
you're in. I guess that lets you out, eh? I hear
your tip jar has cobwebs in it.

Just askin Franklin?

Yes, Franklin. BENJAMIN Franklin. Bring 20 to 30
of those and you can leave with an amazing amp.
But as I said - it won't do you any good. It'll
just make you suck louder.

cu soon

We'll see, eh?

Lord Valve, ThD
Circuit Rider/Wizard

M A G A !

Defiant

2019-04-08 08:50:02 UTC

Jeezuz on a Harley, you don't get funk at all.
Your flute chickie gets it a little; if you had
any idea how to LAY FUCKING BACK AND LET THE OTHER
CATS SOLO, she might've been able to hear the damn
chords. As it was, it was a valiant effort, if
insufficient. Ditto for the sax dude, although he
blew outside the tunnel quite a bit. Again, he
probably couldn't hear the fuckin' chords because
you were wanking all over the place. Funk is supposed
to have HOLES in it, so the rhythm can cook up something
tasty. You play EVERYTHING, fill all the holes, and
nothing is left for the other cats. YOU, SIR, DO NOT
KNOW HOW TO COMP! And your incessant wanking is the very
same shit you put into everything else you've posted
here.
So - there are a few of the dudes from back in the "old
days" lurking here, I know for a fact. I invite any of
'em - especially the ones who hate my guts - to comment
on my analysis of this track. Let's see if any of 'em
disagree with my critique.
Standing by...
Lord Valve, ThD
Organist (fuck you)
M A G A !

No disagreement here. He's wanking and blowing his load all
over the fucking thing, and as one would expect it creates
quite a mess. Now, if he were, as you suggested, to lay back,
it may almost be listenable. Better yet would be for him to
turn the fuck down. And by down, I of course mean *OFF!!!*

s***@gmail.com

2019-04-07 20:52:49 UTC

so why are your "lurkers" so silent----bingo I only see you bub.....bring on the bad boys.... you guys are so pathetic, but it does keep me entertained, carry on///////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////

Lord Valve

2019-04-07 22:02:52 UTC

Lurkers - by definition - lurk. They don't
post, they just observe. Sort of like at the
zoo - the only organisms allowed in the cages
are the monkeys (you) and the zookeeper (me).

Enjoy the show, boyz! Keep those e-mails
comin'. ;-) And remember:

YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEHAW!

His High Holy Thermionic Radiance, Lord Valve, ThD
Oberrohrenfuhrer, Thousand Year Glass Reich
Founding Member, Vast Rightwing Conspiracy
Wing Commander, Black Helicopter Squadron 7734
Founder, Million Dollar Snob Team (defunct)
Founder, HARM (Heavily Armed Rightwing Maniacs)
Grand Dragoon, Knights of the Vacuum Klan
Generally Mean Sumbitch
And So Forth

funkifized

2019-04-07 23:24:59 UTC

I like it. Pretty cool. Got a bit of that Django-playing-funk thing, but I'm digging the flutist. I wouldn't mind doing something over that. Where is the backing track?

Defiant

2019-04-08 09:04:12 UTC