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s***@gmail.com
2019-03-19 23:49:47 UTC
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https://danstearns.bandcamp.com/album/every-dog-has-his-day
Lord Valve
2019-03-20 01:01:54 UTC
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Post by s***@gmail.com
https://danstearns.bandcamp.com/album/every-dog-has-his-day
Y'know, if your song titles were more descriptive,
your poots might sell better. Here - I'll re-name
your tracks for ya, so folks can connect with 'em...

1) Six-string vomit
2) Waiting Tables (Bad Cables)
3) The Girl's Gone Deaf (and now she's smilin')
4) (Don't) Know My Ass from a Hole in the Ground Beef
5) Anne Toilet/What's that White Stuff?

Needs a better album title, too. Hmmm...lemme see...

AHA! Got it! "I Noodle the Poodle."
© 2019 - Solid Tin Productions

As far as the price, I'm thinking you should take
a page out of Progress Hornsby's book and pay people
to download it. And promo items are always nice; I'd
say package it with some minor swag - a clothespin
and a couple of good earplugs ought to do it.

Glad to be of service.

Lord Valve, ThD
Music Critic


M A G A !
Defiant
2019-03-20 09:53:07 UTC
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Post by Lord Valve
Post by s***@gmail.com
https://danstearns.bandcamp.com/album/every-dog-has-his-day
Y'know, if your song titles were more descriptive,
your poots might sell better. Here - I'll re-name
your tracks for ya, so folks can connect with 'em...
1) Six-string vomit
2) Waiting Tables (Bad Cables)
3) The Girl's Gone Deaf (and now she's smilin')
4) (Don't) Know My Ass from a Hole in the Ground Beef
5) Anne Toilet/What's that White Stuff?
Needs a better album title, too. Hmmm...lemme see...
AHA! Got it! "I Noodle the Poodle."
© 2019 - Solid Tin Productions
As far as the price, I'm thinking you should take
a page out of Progress Hornsby's book and pay people
to download it. And promo items are always nice; I'd
say package it with some minor swag - a clothespin
and a couple of good earplugs ought to do it.
Glad to be of service.
Lord Valve, ThD
Music Critic
I'm guessing the rats have long since been driven from
his woodshed?
Lord Valve
2019-03-20 10:19:51 UTC
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Post by Defiant
Post by Lord Valve
Post by s***@gmail.com
https://danstearns.bandcamp.com/album/every-dog-has-his-day
Y'know, if your song titles were more descriptive,
your poots might sell better. Here - I'll re-name
your tracks for ya, so folks can connect with 'em...
1) Six-string vomit
2) Waiting Tables (Bad Cables)
3) The Girl's Gone Deaf (and now she's smilin')
4) (Don't) Know My Ass from a Hole in the Ground Beef
5) Anne Toilet/What's that White Stuff?
Needs a better album title, too. Hmmm...lemme see...
AHA! Got it! "I Noodle the Poodle."
© 2019 - Solid Tin Productions
As far as the price, I'm thinking you should take
a page out of Progress Hornsby's book and pay people
to download it. And promo items are always nice; I'd
say package it with some minor swag - a clothespin
and a couple of good earplugs ought to do it.
Glad to be of service.
Lord Valve, ThD
Music Critic
I'm guessing the rats have long since been driven from
his woodshed?
They died of cerebral hemorrhage induced
by ear poisoning.

Lord Valve, ThD
Expert (fuck you)
Defiant
2019-03-20 10:22:17 UTC
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Post by Lord Valve
Post by Defiant
Post by Lord Valve
Post by s***@gmail.com
https://danstearns.bandcamp.com/album/every-dog-has-his-day
Y'know, if your song titles were more descriptive,
your poots might sell better. Here - I'll re-name
your tracks for ya, so folks can connect with 'em...
1) Six-string vomit
2) Waiting Tables (Bad Cables)
3) The Girl's Gone Deaf (and now she's smilin')
4) (Don't) Know My Ass from a Hole in the Ground Beef
5) Anne Toilet/What's that White Stuff?
Needs a better album title, too. Hmmm...lemme see...
AHA! Got it! "I Noodle the Poodle."
© 2019 - Solid Tin Productions
As far as the price, I'm thinking you should take
a page out of Progress Hornsby's book and pay people
to download it. And promo items are always nice; I'd
say package it with some minor swag - a clothespin
and a couple of good earplugs ought to do it.
Glad to be of service.
Lord Valve, ThD
Music Critic
I'm guessing the rats have long since been driven from
his woodshed?
They died of cerebral hemorrhage induced
by ear poisoning.
Lord Valve, ThD
Expert (fuck you)
Yeah, I figured as much.

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