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Head of Flame
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d***@yahoo.com
2013-09-19 06:15:19 UTC
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I will be releasing my 20-plus-year-old recording of Opus Contra Naturam later this winter, and for anybody who might be interested this is a cut off of the CD called, Head of Flame:

http://homemademusic.com/daniel_stearns/info_768.php

It is not for everyone of course, but it is 2013 and fusion and quite a few other things happened quite a while back, so if you are at all interested it is a 13min instrumental piece with a lot of changes and a lot of my microtonal guitar playing and what my composing was like way back then---and after that kind of 7/8 intro bit of something like Maggot Brain, it opens up quite a bit too.....
*funny side-note here, my son transcribed the solo when he was only like 13 or 14and i never told him that i had played it backwards, but he got that intuitively, and nailed it pretty well too, so I knew he had quite a bit going on under the hood a bit after that
Lord Valve
2013-09-19 13:40:46 UTC
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http://homemademusic.com/daniel_stearns/info_768.php
It is not for everyone of course, but it is 2013 and fusion and quite a few other things happened quite a while back, so if you are at all interested it is a 13min instrumental piece with a lot of changes and a lot of my microtonal guitar playing and what my composing was like way back then---and after that kind of 7/8 intro bit of something like Maggot Brain, it opens up quite a bit too.....
*funny side-note here, my son transcribed the solo when he was only like 13 or 14and i never told him that i had played it backwards, but he got that intuitively, and nailed it pretty well too, so I knew he had quite a bit going on under the hood a bit after that
Cacophony.

Or phony caca, if you prefer. Outside of the intro, which
at times approached tolerability, it put me in mind of a
demented drunk noodling tunelessly on a slide whistle,
to the accompaniement of a garbage truck careening
down the alley on rims with no tires, banging into the
occasional dumpster whilst hapless winos run screaming
in front of it. It's better than beating oneself about the
head with an 8-ounce ball pein hammer, but only just..
I'd rather have a tooth pulled than listen to that twice.

Just sayin'...


Lord Valve
Organist
Lord Valve
2013-09-19 13:44:00 UTC
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http://homemademusic.com/daniel_stearns/info_768.php
It is not for everyone of course, but it is 2013 and fusion and quite a few other things happened quite a while back, so if you are at all interested it is a 13min instrumental piece with a lot of changes and a lot of my microtonal guitar playing and what my composing was like way back then---and after that kind of 7/8 intro bit of something like Maggot Brain, it opens up quite a bit too.....
*funny side-note here, my son transcribed the solo when he was only like 13 or 14and i never told him that i had played it backwards, but he got that intuitively, and nailed it pretty well too, so I knew he had quite a bit going on under the hood a bit after that
Cacophony.
Or phony caca, if you prefer. Outside of the intro, which
at times approached tolerability, it put me in mind of a
demented drunk noodling tunelessly on a slide whistle,
to the accompaniement of a garbage truck careening
down the alley on rims with no tires, banging into the
occasional dumpster whilst hapless winos run screaming
in front of it. It's better than beating oneself about the
head with an 8-ounce ball pein hammer, but only just..
I'd rather have a tooth pulled than listen to that twice.
Just sayin'...
Lord Valve
Organist
Perhaps a change of title is in order...

"Hair on Fire"? "Pray for Deafness"? "Audio Stank"?
I'm sure I could come up witha few more...
TD
2013-09-19 14:52:09 UTC
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http://homemademusic.com/daniel_stearns/info_768.php
It is not for everyone of course, but it is 2013 and fusion and quite a few other things happened quite a while back, so if you are at all interested it is a 13min instrumental piece with a lot of changes and a lot of my microtonal guitar playing and what my composing was like way back then---and after that kind of 7/8 intro bit of something like Maggot Brain, it opens up quite a bit too.....
*funny side-note here, my son transcribed the solo when he was only like 13 or 14and i never told him that i had played it backwards, but he got that intuitively, and nailed it pretty well too, so I knew he had quite a bit going on under the hood a bit after that
Why do you periodically come on this already fallen by the wayside newsgroup with your rubbish? Why do you make attempts to have good musicians listen to your noise? Then, when you accrue enough negative criticisms (sometimes we've noticed it only takes one of late), you get all teary typed and announce your 100th swan song, only to come back 6 moths to a year later with some more rubbish. Can't you find an appropriate newsgroup to beg for attention to your noise? Your easy to call treadmill act is almost as boring as your noise. Now, please don't leave; stay. At least, we might just respect your conviction, if you manage to muster some up.
Gerry
2013-09-19 16:30:02 UTC
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Why do you periodically come on this already fallen by the wayside
newsgroup with your rubbish? Why do you make attempts to have good
musicians listen to your noise?
It's a quandry: Where would his "real" audience be found?
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Then, when you accrue enough negative criticisms (sometimes we've
noticed it only takes one of late), you get all teary typed and
announce your 100th swan song, only to come back 6 moths to a year
later with some more rubbish.
As stated privately after a recent implosion: "Have you considered that
you've reinvented music without any cares about what other people
think, but then are angry because of what other people think?"

Not only angry, but wounded. It's a conundrum.
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Those who wish to sing always find a song. -- Swedish proverb
d***@yahoo.com
2013-09-19 22:14:32 UTC
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http://homemademusic.com/daniel_stearns/info_768.php
It is not for everyone of course, but it is 2013 and fusion and quite a few other things happened quite a while back, so if you are at all interested it is a 13min instrumental piece with a lot of changes and a lot of my microtonal guitar playing and what my composing was like way back then---and after that kind of 7/8 intro bit of something like Maggot Brain, it opens up quite a bit too.....
*funny side-note here, my son transcribed the solo when he was only like 13 or 14and i never told him that i had played it backwards, but he got that intuitively, and nailed it pretty well too, so I knew he had quite a bit going on under the hood a bit after that
This will be my second release on composer and educator, Bruce Hamilton's lable, Spectropol Records:

http://renewablemusic.blogspot.com/2012/05/stearns-some-visions-are-audible.html

This review is from Daniel J Wolf's (composer/educator) blog.

And you know, there are dozens and dozens of others too going back thirty, and i don't exactly pay these people (or in most cases know them) to write these things....hmm, must just be me, 'ey? Yes, you can lump your same story on them....but how far does that little nastiness go....hmmm.....food for though for you alegedly grown men.

As far as the responses here go, you guys really ought to get out of your own asses once and a while and see what the rest of the world smells like.....just saying. And man, a dude like TD (who i knew from day one was softer than softserve and ego-trippin on top) should watch the company he keeps with the other two low grade clown-cars here, but I think the old Three of a perfect Pair, or accidents happen in threes applies...if not, then the rest of you bozos out there should line up and be counted, honestly...man,you are what you eat, and the company you keep can't help either....again, just a friendly reminder:
Truthfulness, Compassion and Forbarence
I'm all good, but you old farts outa look a little deeper at the wider world around you that exists far *outside* of your clique/comfort zone.....hmmm, well no, of course not.... but hey, that's not my problem. It was just a post that you could take or leave, you all did a comendable job though, and that does actually prove my point.....which, as it turns out and any (smart, not arm-chair intellectual/hobbyist,like our friend Gerry neutral party would suss out in three seconds .Anyway, for all you folks with something under the hood who might also be trapped here for some god-awfull reason, please excuse the typos and i'll see you in a brighter place.....ha
TD
2013-09-19 22:26:19 UTC
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http://homemademusic.com/daniel_stearns/info_768.php
It is not for everyone of course, but it is 2013 and fusion and quite a few other things happened quite a while back, so if you are at all interested it is a 13min instrumental piece with a lot of changes and a lot of my microtonal guitar playing and what my composing was like way back then---and after that kind of 7/8 intro bit of something like Maggot Brain, it opens up quite a bit too.....
*funny side-note here, my son transcribed the solo when he was only like 13 or 14and i never told him that i had played it backwards, but he got that intuitively, and nailed it pretty well too, so I knew he had quite a bit going on under the hood a bit after that
http://renewablemusic.blogspot.com/2012/05/stearns-some-visions-are-audible.html
This review is from Daniel J Wolf's (composer/educator) blog.
And you know, there are dozens and dozens of others too going back thirty, and i don't exactly pay these people (or in most cases know them) to write these things....hmm, must just be me, 'ey? Yes, you can lump your same story on them....but how far does that little nastiness go....hmmm.....food for though for you alegedly grown men.
Truthfulness, Compassion and Forbarence
I'm all good, but you old farts outa look a little deeper at the wider world around you that exists far *outside* of your clique/comfort zone.....hmmm, well no, of course not.... but hey, that's not my problem. It was just a post that you could take or leave, you all did a comendable job though, and that does actually prove my point.....which, as it turns out and any (smart, not arm-chair intellectual/hobbyist,like our friend Gerry neutral party would suss out in three seconds .Anyway, for all you folks with something under the hood who might also be trapped here for some god-awfull reason, please excuse the typos and i'll see you in a brighter place.....ha
Get help for yourself you fool. You haven't a clue. And if you say you will never come back, then keep your word already. The ego trip is YOU and what's hilarious, it is a delusional ego. Get out of here. We don't want you here. You are jive. You are a very sick puppy...woof. And deeper, wider world? If you lived ten more lifetimes you would not touch the surface of my wide world; and some other real musicians here who have paid lots of dues and are more modern than you can imagine with your nauseating noise. Take your noise and armchair safe behind the scrim words and leave already. You don't belong here. You are a fraud.
d***@yahoo.com
2013-09-19 22:41:26 UTC
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http://homemademusic.com/daniel_stearns/info_768.php
It is not for everyone of course, but it is 2013 and fusion and quite a few other things happened quite a while back, so if you are at all interested it is a 13min instrumental piece with a lot of changes and a lot of my microtonal guitar playing and what my composing was like way back then---and after that kind of 7/8 intro bit of something like Maggot Brain, it opens up quite a bit too.....
*funny side-note here, my son transcribed the solo when he was only like 13 or 14and i never told him that i had played it backwards, but he got that intuitively, and nailed it pretty well too, so I knew he had quite a bit going on under the hood a bit after that
http://renewablemusic.blogspot.com/2012/05/stearns-some-visions-are-audible.html
This review is from Daniel J Wolf's (composer/educator) blog.
And you know, there are dozens and dozens of others too going back thirty, and i don't exactly pay these people (or in most cases know them) to write these things....hmm, must just be me, 'ey? Yes, you can lump your same story on them....but how far does that little nastiness go....hmmm.....food for though for you alegedly grown men.
Truthfulness, Compassion and Forbarence
I'm all good, but you old farts outa look a little deeper at the wider world around you that exists far *outside* of your clique/comfort zone.....hmmm, well no, of course not.... but hey, that's not my problem. It was just a post that you could take or leave, you all did a comendable job though, and that does actually prove my point.....which, as it turns out and any (smart, not arm-chair intellectual/hobbyist,like our friend Gerry neutral party would suss out in three seconds .Anyway, for all you folks with something under the hood who might also be trapped here for some god-awfull reason, please excuse the typos and i'll see you in a brighter place.....ha
Get help for yourself you fool. You haven't a clue. And if you say you will never come back, then keep your word already. The ego trip is YOU and what's hilarious, it is a delusional ego. Get out of here. We don't want you here. You are jive. You are a very sick puppy...woof. And deeper, wider world? If you lived ten more lifetimes you would not touch the surface of my wide world; and some other real musicians here who have paid lots of dues and are more modern than you can imagine with your nauseating noise. Take your noise and armchair safe behind the scrim words and leave already. You don't belong here. You are a fraud.
For me mister TD (whoever the ou are, ;cause i don't know you), it's called closure... and my God, I couldn't have scripted it better if I picked my three favorite blowhards, and wrote the script for them!!! Now personally i actually do regret my first time barking at you (for whatever that's worth) as it was a foolish punk move on my part (hmm, is that honest enough for you), however, I was right....and you only make it worse for yourself by writing what you've wrote...seriously, no joke. Now some guys here were keen to this early on.They are long gone. A few of them i speak to, and trust me sir, i'm not alone. Anyway, all that aside, which is fluff, you all need to ask yourselves why does this guy you so obviously hate and see as a ____________ get reviews year in and year out by not nobodies, that all have a similar narrative quitye diametrically opposed to you educated baddasses......start there, then *maybe*, just maybe, you can all have a little adult conversation amongst yourselves. If you don't do that, then your words speak for themselves, no? I, of corse will leave, and this one was ,mostly just for Gerry and his no talent, Jahovah sized ego, but i see he has even better company in you my dear whatever you are...a bigger, smellier fish, so to speak. So lay it on....but in your quiet moments, and definately for any other motherfucker out there with a brain and a modicum of common sense and TRUE open-mindedness will call you the same way i have....only not so well, because i know you better. Good luck gents, sitting on your vast laurals, you've earned them for sure, and are standing up and speaking your minds. Good, that's all i wanted
Love and kisses, Daniel
TD
2013-09-19 22:44:27 UTC
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http://homemademusic.com/daniel_stearns/info_768.php
It is not for everyone of course, but it is 2013 and fusion and quite a few other things happened quite a while back, so if you are at all interested it is a 13min instrumental piece with a lot of changes and a lot of my microtonal guitar playing and what my composing was like way back then---and after that kind of 7/8 intro bit of something like Maggot Brain, it opens up quite a bit too.....
*funny side-note here, my son transcribed the solo when he was only like 13 or 14and i never told him that i had played it backwards, but he got that intuitively, and nailed it pretty well too, so I knew he had quite a bit going on under the hood a bit after that
http://renewablemusic.blogspot.com/2012/05/stearns-some-visions-are-audible.html
This review is from Daniel J Wolf's (composer/educator) blog.
And you know, there are dozens and dozens of others too going back thirty, and i don't exactly pay these people (or in most cases know them) to write these things....hmm, must just be me, 'ey? Yes, you can lump your same story on them....but how far does that little nastiness go....hmmm.....food for though for you alegedly grown men.
Truthfulness, Compassion and Forbarence
I'm all good, but you old farts outa look a little deeper at the wider world around you that exists far *outside* of your clique/comfort zone.....hmmm, well no, of course not.... but hey, that's not my problem. It was just a post that you could take or leave, you all did a comendable job though, and that does actually prove my point.....which, as it turns out and any (smart, not arm-chair intellectual/hobbyist,like our friend Gerry neutral party would suss out in three seconds .Anyway, for all you folks with something under the hood who might also be trapped here for some god-awfull reason, please excuse the typos and i'll see you in a brighter place.....ha
Get help for yourself you fool. You haven't a clue. And if you say you will never come back, then keep your word already. The ego trip is YOU and what's hilarious, it is a delusional ego. Get out of here. We don't want you here. You are jive. You are a very sick puppy...woof. And deeper, wider world? If you lived ten more lifetimes you would not touch the surface of my wide world; and some other real musicians here who have paid lots of dues and are more modern than you can imagine with your nauseating noise. Take your noise and armchair safe behind the scrim words and leave already. You don't belong here. You are a fraud.
For me mister TD (whoever the ou are, ;cause i don't know you), it's called closure... and my God, I couldn't have scripted it better if I picked my three favorite blowhards, and wrote the script for them!!! Now personally i actually do regret my first time barking at you (for whatever that's worth) as it was a foolish punk move on my part (hmm, is that honest enough for you), however, I was right....and you only make it worse for yourself by writing what you've wrote...seriously, no joke. Now some guys here were keen to this early on.They are long gone. A few of them i speak to, and trust me sir, i'm not alone. Anyway, all that aside, which is fluff, you all need to ask yourselves why does this guy you so obviously hate and see as a ____________ get reviews year in and year out by not nobodies, that all have a similar narrative quitye diametrically opposed to you educated baddasses......start there, then *maybe*, just maybe, you can all have a little adult conversation amongst yourselves. If you don't do that, then your words speak for themselves, no? I, of corse will leave, and this one was ,mostly just for Gerry and his no talent, Jahovah sized ego, but i see he has even better company in you my dear whatever you are...a bigger, smellier fish, so to speak. So lay it on....but in your quiet moments, and definately for any other motherfucker out there with a brain and a modicum of common sense and TRUE open-mindedness will call you the same way i have....only not so well, because i know you better. Good luck gents, sitting on your vast laurals, you've earned them for sure, and are standing up and speaking your minds. Good, that's all i wanted
Love and kisses, Daniel
Is this another departure or merely a dry run. OH SECURITY??!!??
David J. Littleboy
2013-09-19 23:18:53 UTC
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Get help for yourself you fool. You haven't a clue.
Truer words never spoken.
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Is this another departure or merely a dry run. OH SECURITY??!!??
Hopefully, you've finally driven his drivel away. Thanks, Tony.
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d***@yahoo.com
2013-09-19 23:23:30 UTC
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Unfortunately, this is a very small insular little clique, but in my fantasy nirvana, this would be broadcast to humanity and we'd find out in hurry who is what, and what is what. That ain't gonna happen of course, so here we are, and I must say, for such a negative little bit of nastiness you girls put out here, I honestly couldn't be happier, as you've quite literally made my day. Now that's perspective and thinking....I don't really know what to tell you guys other than that....but hey, goood luck with your own badass selves....and TD, OMG, you've made me a proud man today my friend....unfortunately for you, you literally nave no idea, seriously...
peace brothers
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http://homemademusic.com/daniel_stearns/info_768.php
It is not for everyone of course, but it is 2013 and fusion and quite a few other things happened quite a while back, so if you are at all interested it is a 13min instrumental piece with a lot of changes and a lot of my microtonal guitar playing and what my composing was like way back then---and after that kind of 7/8 intro bit of something like Maggot Brain, it opens up quite a bit too.....
*funny side-note here, my son transcribed the solo when he was only like 13 or 14and i never told him that i had played it backwards, but he got that intuitively, and nailed it pretty well too, so I knew he had quite a bit going on under the hood a bit after that
http://renewablemusic.blogspot.com/2012/05/stearns-some-visions-are-audible.html
This review is from Daniel J Wolf's (composer/educator) blog.
And you know, there are dozens and dozens of others too going back thirty, and i don't exactly pay these people (or in most cases know them) to write these things....hmm, must just be me, 'ey? Yes, you can lump your same story on them....but how far does that little nastiness go....hmmm.....food for though for you alegedly grown men.
Truthfulness, Compassion and Forbarence
I'm all good, but you old farts outa look a little deeper at the wider world around you that exists far *outside* of your clique/comfort zone.....hmmm, well no, of course not.... but hey, that's not my problem. It was just a post that you could take or leave, you all did a comendable job though, and that does actually prove my point.....which, as it turns out and any (smart, not arm-chair intellectual/hobbyist,like our friend Gerry neutral party would suss out in three seconds .Anyway, for all you folks with something under the hood who might also be trapped here for some god-awfull reason, please excuse the typos and i'll see you in a brighter place.....ha
Get help for yourself you fool. You haven't a clue. And if you say you will never come back, then keep your word already. The ego trip is YOU and what's hilarious, it is a delusional ego. Get out of here. We don't want you here. You are jive. You are a very sick puppy...woof. And deeper, wider world? If you lived ten more lifetimes you would not touch the surface of my wide world; and some other real musicians here who have paid lots of dues and are more modern than you can imagine with your nauseating noise. Take your noise and armchair safe behind the scrim words and leave already. You don't belong here. You are a fraud.
For me mister TD (whoever the ou are, ;cause i don't know you), it's called closure... and my God, I couldn't have scripted it better if I picked my three favorite blowhards, and wrote the script for them!!! Now personally i actually do regret my first time barking at you (for whatever that's worth) as it was a foolish punk move on my part (hmm, is that honest enough for you), however, I was right....and you only make it worse for yourself by writing what you've wrote...seriously, no joke. Now some guys here were keen to this early on.They are long gone. A few of them i speak to, and trust me sir, i'm not alone. Anyway, all that aside, which is fluff, you all need to ask yourselves why does this guy you so obviously hate and see as a ____________ get reviews year in and year out by not nobodies, that all have a similar narrative quitye diametrically opposed to you educated baddasses......start there, then *maybe*, just maybe, you can all have a little adult conversation amongst yourselves. If you don't do that, then your words speak for themselves, no? I, of corse will leave, and this one was ,mostly just for Gerry and his no talent, Jahovah sized ego, but i see he has even better company in you my dear whatever you are...a bigger, smellier fish, so to speak. So lay it on....but in your quiet moments, and definately for any other motherfucker out there with a brain and a modicum of common sense and TRUE open-mindedness will call you the same way i have....only not so well, because i know you better. Good luck gents, sitting on your vast laurals, you've earned them for sure, and are standing up and speaking your minds. Good, that's all i wanted
Love and kisses, Daniel
Is this another departure or merely a dry run. OH SECURITY??!!??
TD
2013-09-19 23:32:32 UTC
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Unfortunately, this is a very small insular little clique, but in my fantasy nirvana, this would be broadcast to humanity and we'd find out in hurry who is what, and what is what. That ain't gonna happen of course, so here we are, and I must say, for such a negative little bit of nastiness you girls put out here, I honestly couldn't be happier, as you've quite literally made my day. Now that's perspective and thinking....I don't really know what to tell you guys other than that....but hey, goood luck with your own badass selves....and TD, OMG, you've made me a proud man today my friend....unfortunately for you, you literally nave no idea, seriously...
peace brothers
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http://homemademusic.com/daniel_stearns/info_768.php
It is not for everyone of course, but it is 2013 and fusion and quite a few other things happened quite a while back, so if you are at all interested it is a 13min instrumental piece with a lot of changes and a lot of my microtonal guitar playing and what my composing was like way back then---and after that kind of 7/8 intro bit of something like Maggot Brain, it opens up quite a bit too.....
*funny side-note here, my son transcribed the solo when he was only like 13 or 14and i never told him that i had played it backwards, but he got that intuitively, and nailed it pretty well too, so I knew he had quite a bit going on under the hood a bit after that
http://renewablemusic.blogspot.com/2012/05/stearns-some-visions-are-audible.html
This review is from Daniel J Wolf's (composer/educator) blog.
And you know, there are dozens and dozens of others too going back thirty, and i don't exactly pay these people (or in most cases know them) to write these things....hmm, must just be me, 'ey? Yes, you can lump your same story on them....but how far does that little nastiness go....hmmm.....food for though for you alegedly grown men.
Truthfulness, Compassion and Forbarence
I'm all good, but you old farts outa look a little deeper at the wider world around you that exists far *outside* of your clique/comfort zone.....hmmm, well no, of course not.... but hey, that's not my problem. It was just a post that you could take or leave, you all did a comendable job though, and that does actually prove my point.....which, as it turns out and any (smart, not arm-chair intellectual/hobbyist,like our friend Gerry neutral party would suss out in three seconds .Anyway, for all you folks with something under the hood who might also be trapped here for some god-awfull reason, please excuse the typos and i'll see you in a brighter place.....ha
Get help for yourself you fool. You haven't a clue. And if you say you will never come back, then keep your word already. The ego trip is YOU and what's hilarious, it is a delusional ego. Get out of here. We don't want you here. You are jive. You are a very sick puppy...woof. And deeper, wider world? If you lived ten more lifetimes you would not touch the surface of my wide world; and some other real musicians here who have paid lots of dues and are more modern than you can imagine with your nauseating noise. Take your noise and armchair safe behind the scrim words and leave already. You don't belong here. You are a fraud.
For me mister TD (whoever the ou are, ;cause i don't know you), it's called closure... and my God, I couldn't have scripted it better if I picked my three favorite blowhards, and wrote the script for them!!! Now personally i actually do regret my first time barking at you (for whatever that's worth) as it was a foolish punk move on my part (hmm, is that honest enough for you), however, I was right....and you only make it worse for yourself by writing what you've wrote...seriously, no joke. Now some guys here were keen to this early on.They are long gone. A few of them i speak to, and trust me sir, i'm not alone. Anyway, all that aside, which is fluff, you all need to ask yourselves why does this guy you so obviously hate and see as a ____________ get reviews year in and year out by not nobodies, that all have a similar narrative quitye diametrically opposed to you educated baddasses......start there, then *maybe*, just maybe, you can all have a little adult conversation amongst yourselves. If you don't do that, then your words speak for themselves, no? I, of corse will leave, and this one was ,mostly just for Gerry and his no talent, Jahovah sized ego, but i see he has even better company in you my dear whatever you are...a bigger, smellier fish, so to speak. So lay it on....but in your quiet moments, and definately for any other motherfucker out there with a brain and a modicum of common sense and TRUE open-mindedness will call you the same way i have....only not so well, because i know you better. Good luck gents, sitting on your vast laurals, you've earned them for sure, and are standing up and speaking your minds. Good, that's all i wanted
Love and kisses, Daniel
Is this another departure or merely a dry run. OH SECURITY??!!??
Wait, look up on the web, it's a bird, no it's a plane, no it's super-psychotic!!! Our house champion speller. You mean, you are back so soon? I think I've got it. You came to us for help. I am sorry to have not read between the jive. You need our help. The first step is to stop lying. Just stop lying? When you say you will not come back; STAY OUT. Because, you enjoy punishment. We see this now. Just leave. But, you cannot leave, correct? Because, you need us. You need our help. You rely on us and wish to lean on us. You love the attention no matter how you can get it. You can't have it both ways. Begin by abstaining from the lie. Everything will be OK for you. We understand now.
d***@yahoo.com
2013-09-19 23:51:44 UTC
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well, ok then. So here we have a perfect little opportunity for any objective human out there to read between the lines a just a little bit here.... as this is, in a fucking brilliant little microcosom I couldn't have planned to turn out this way in a million years if i had a wish list, to actually see what "normal" people like these folks here do....people who what? Teach your children....hmm.....entertain you with their art......come on people, just go back...read what's been writen here, and THEN and only then, if you have the balls, well stand up and tell these fuckers what's what.....there ain;t many better chances than this one...seriously.
love Dan
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Post by d***@yahoo.com
Unfortunately, this is a very small insular little clique, but in my fantasy nirvana, this would be broadcast to humanity and we'd find out in hurry who is what, and what is what. That ain't gonna happen of course, so here we are, and I must say, for such a negative little bit of nastiness you girls put out here, I honestly couldn't be happier, as you've quite literally made my day. Now that's perspective and thinking....I don't really know what to tell you guys other than that....but hey, goood luck with your own badass selves....and TD, OMG, you've made me a proud man today my friend....unfortunately for you, you literally nave no idea, seriously...
peace brothers
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Post by d***@yahoo.com
Post by TD
Post by d***@yahoo.com
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http://homemademusic.com/daniel_stearns/info_768.php
It is not for everyone of course, but it is 2013 and fusion and quite a few other things happened quite a while back, so if you are at all interested it is a 13min instrumental piece with a lot of changes and a lot of my microtonal guitar playing and what my composing was like way back then---and after that kind of 7/8 intro bit of something like Maggot Brain, it opens up quite a bit too.....
*funny side-note here, my son transcribed the solo when he was only like 13 or 14and i never told him that i had played it backwards, but he got that intuitively, and nailed it pretty well too, so I knew he had quite a bit going on under the hood a bit after that
http://renewablemusic.blogspot.com/2012/05/stearns-some-visions-are-audible.html
This review is from Daniel J Wolf's (composer/educator) blog.
And you know, there are dozens and dozens of others too going back thirty, and i don't exactly pay these people (or in most cases know them) to write these things....hmm, must just be me, 'ey? Yes, you can lump your same story on them....but how far does that little nastiness go....hmmm.....food for though for you alegedly grown men.
Truthfulness, Compassion and Forbarence
I'm all good, but you old farts outa look a little deeper at the wider world around you that exists far *outside* of your clique/comfort zone.....hmmm, well no, of course not.... but hey, that's not my problem. It was just a post that you could take or leave, you all did a comendable job though, and that does actually prove my point.....which, as it turns out and any (smart, not arm-chair intellectual/hobbyist,like our friend Gerry neutral party would suss out in three seconds .Anyway, for all you folks with something under the hood who might also be trapped here for some god-awfull reason, please excuse the typos and i'll see you in a brighter place.....ha
Get help for yourself you fool. You haven't a clue. And if you say you will never come back, then keep your word already. The ego trip is YOU and what's hilarious, it is a delusional ego. Get out of here. We don't want you here. You are jive. You are a very sick puppy...woof. And deeper, wider world? If you lived ten more lifetimes you would not touch the surface of my wide world; and some other real musicians here who have paid lots of dues and are more modern than you can imagine with your nauseating noise. Take your noise and armchair safe behind the scrim words and leave already. You don't belong here. You are a fraud.
For me mister TD (whoever the ou are, ;cause i don't know you), it's called closure... and my God, I couldn't have scripted it better if I picked my three favorite blowhards, and wrote the script for them!!! Now personally i actually do regret my first time barking at you (for whatever that's worth) as it was a foolish punk move on my part (hmm, is that honest enough for you), however, I was right....and you only make it worse for yourself by writing what you've wrote...seriously, no joke. Now some guys here were keen to this early on.They are long gone. A few of them i speak to, and trust me sir, i'm not alone. Anyway, all that aside, which is fluff, you all need to ask yourselves why does this guy you so obviously hate and see as a ____________ get reviews year in and year out by not nobodies, that all have a similar narrative quitye diametrically opposed to you educated baddasses......start there, then *maybe*, just maybe, you can all have a little adult conversation amongst yourselves. If you don't do that, then your words speak for themselves, no? I, of corse will leave, and this one was ,mostly just for Gerry and his no talent, Jahovah sized ego, but i see he has even better company in you my dear whatever you are...a bigger, smellier fish, so to speak. So lay it on....but in your quiet moments, and definately for any other motherfucker out there with a brain and a modicum of common sense and TRUE open-mindedness will call you the same way i have....only not so well, because i know you better. Good luck gents, sitting on your vast laurals, you've earned them for sure, and are standing up and speaking your minds. Good, that's all i wanted
Love and kisses, Daniel
Is this another departure or merely a dry run. OH SECURITY??!!??
Wait, look up on the web, it's a bird, no it's a plane, no it's super-psychotic!!! Our house champion speller. You mean, you are back so soon? I think I've got it. You came to us for help. I am sorry to have not read between the jive. You need our help. The first step is to stop lying. Just stop lying? When you say you will not come back; STAY OUT. Because, you enjoy punishment. We see this now. Just leave. But, you cannot leave, correct? Because, you need us. You need our help. You rely on us and wish to lean on us. You love the attention no matter how you can get it. You can't have it both ways. Begin by abstaining from the lie. Everything will be OK for you. We understand now.
TD
2013-09-20 00:37:54 UTC
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Post by d***@yahoo.com
well, ok then. So here we have a perfect little opportunity for any objective human out there to read between the lines a just a little bit here.... as this is, in a fucking brilliant little microcosom I couldn't have planned to turn out this way in a million years if i had a wish list, to actually see what "normal" people like these folks here do....people who what? Teach your children....hmm.....entertain you with their art......come on people, just go back...read what's been writen here, and THEN and only then, if you have the balls, well stand up and tell these fuckers what's what.....there ain;t many better chances than this one...seriously.
love Dan
Post by TD
Post by d***@yahoo.com
Unfortunately, this is a very small insular little clique, but in my fantasy nirvana, this would be broadcast to humanity and we'd find out in hurry who is what, and what is what. That ain't gonna happen of course, so here we are, and I must say, for such a negative little bit of nastiness you girls put out here, I honestly couldn't be happier, as you've quite literally made my day. Now that's perspective and thinking....I don't really know what to tell you guys other than that....but hey, goood luck with your own badass selves....and TD, OMG, you've made me a proud man today my friend....unfortunately for you, you literally nave no idea, seriously...
peace brothers
Post by TD
Post by d***@yahoo.com
Post by TD
Post by d***@yahoo.com
Post by d***@yahoo.com
http://homemademusic.com/daniel_stearns/info_768.php
It is not for everyone of course, but it is 2013 and fusion and quite a few other things happened quite a while back, so if you are at all interested it is a 13min instrumental piece with a lot of changes and a lot of my microtonal guitar playing and what my composing was like way back then---and after that kind of 7/8 intro bit of something like Maggot Brain, it opens up quite a bit too.....
*funny side-note here, my son transcribed the solo when he was only like 13 or 14and i never told him that i had played it backwards, but he got that intuitively, and nailed it pretty well too, so I knew he had quite a bit going on under the hood a bit after that
http://renewablemusic.blogspot.com/2012/05/stearns-some-visions-are-audible.html
This review is from Daniel J Wolf's (composer/educator) blog.
And you know, there are dozens and dozens of others too going back thirty, and i don't exactly pay these people (or in most cases know them) to write these things....hmm, must just be me, 'ey? Yes, you can lump your same story on them....but how far does that little nastiness go....hmmm.....food for though for you alegedly grown men.
Truthfulness, Compassion and Forbarence
I'm all good, but you old farts outa look a little deeper at the wider world around you that exists far *outside* of your clique/comfort zone.....hmmm, well no, of course not.... but hey, that's not my problem. It was just a post that you could take or leave, you all did a comendable job though, and that does actually prove my point.....which, as it turns out and any (smart, not arm-chair intellectual/hobbyist,like our friend Gerry neutral party would suss out in three seconds .Anyway, for all you folks with something under the hood who might also be trapped here for some god-awfull reason, please excuse the typos and i'll see you in a brighter place.....ha
Get help for yourself you fool. You haven't a clue. And if you say you will never come back, then keep your word already. The ego trip is YOU and what's hilarious, it is a delusional ego. Get out of here. We don't want you here. You are jive. You are a very sick puppy...woof. And deeper, wider world? If you lived ten more lifetimes you would not touch the surface of my wide world; and some other real musicians here who have paid lots of dues and are more modern than you can imagine with your nauseating noise. Take your noise and armchair safe behind the scrim words and leave already. You don't belong here. You are a fraud.
For me mister TD (whoever the ou are, ;cause i don't know you), it's called closure... and my God, I couldn't have scripted it better if I picked my three favorite blowhards, and wrote the script for them!!! Now personally i actually do regret my first time barking at you (for whatever that's worth) as it was a foolish punk move on my part (hmm, is that honest enough for you), however, I was right....and you only make it worse for yourself by writing what you've wrote...seriously, no joke. Now some guys here were keen to this early on.They are long gone. A few of them i speak to, and trust me sir, i'm not alone. Anyway, all that aside, which is fluff, you all need to ask yourselves why does this guy you so obviously hate and see as a ____________ get reviews year in and year out by not nobodies, that all have a similar narrative quitye diametrically opposed to you educated baddasses......start there, then *maybe*, just maybe, you can all have a little adult conversation amongst yourselves. If you don't do that, then your words speak for themselves, no? I, of corse will leave, and this one was ,mostly just for Gerry and his no talent, Jahovah sized ego, but i see he has even better company in you my dear whatever you are...a bigger, smellier fish, so to speak. So lay it on....but in your quiet moments, and definately for any other motherfucker out there with a brain and a modicum of common sense and TRUE open-mindedness will call you the same way i have....only not so well, because i know you better. Good luck gents, sitting on your vast laurals, you've earned them for sure, and are standing up and speaking your minds. Good, that's all i wanted
Love and kisses, Daniel
Is this another departure or merely a dry run. OH SECURITY??!!??
Wait, look up on the web, it's a bird, no it's a plane, no it's super-psychotic!!! Our house champion speller. You mean, you are back so soon? I think I've got it. You came to us for help. I am sorry to have not read between the jive. You need our help. The first step is to stop lying. Just stop lying? When you say you will not come back; STAY OUT. Because, you enjoy punishment. We see this now. Just leave. But, you cannot leave, correct? Because, you need us. You need our help. You rely on us and wish to lean on us. You love the attention no matter how you can get it. You can't have it both ways. Begin by abstaining from the lie. Everything will be OK for you. We understand now.
Your use of constant expletives further underscores your insanity and your constant defeat. We beat you. We win, but you set us up to win (Sure, grab on to any straw and tell us we are jerks for calling it a game. We call it a game for your benefit otherwise we would be calling the police on you), because you thrive on self-flagellation. You are a constant loser and I must say, it is actually quite refreshing, if even for a wee, microcosmic moment it can deflect from your noise factor. You are flustered...so angered that you can't keep your composure and yet, you STILL return, you still maintain the lie. And, such a sitting contradiction. If this truly is such a "microcosm", why do you allow yourself to wallow in it? If we are so "insular", why don't you insulate yourself somewhere else, like maybe Siberia? You should cop a lot of attention there. You constantly confirm to us that you didn't get enough milk as a baby. You need us. You thrive on the communication in this wee bit of a microcosm. Why punish yourself by pretending that we punish you. Added on to the noise, we all think it's a bit much now. But do carry on. We'll baby sit you for a little while longer, but not much.
d***@yahoo.com
2013-09-20 01:00:13 UTC
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Truth is Tony, I run into guys like you and the others here who "got your back" everday, and on the streets that shit is over in a hurry. However, here, i will let my music and words speak for themselves, as you have as well. That called as even a playing field as we have. I'm ok
cmuk
Post by TD
Post by d***@yahoo.com
well, ok then. So here we have a perfect little opportunity for any objective human out there to read between the lines a just a little bit here.... as this is, in a fucking brilliant little microcosom I couldn't have planned to turn out this way in a million years if i had a wish list, to actually see what "normal" people like these folks here do....people who what? Teach your children....hmm.....entertain you with their art......come on people, just go back...read what's been writen here, and THEN and only then, if you have the balls, well stand up and tell these fuckers what's what.....there ain;t many better chances than this one...seriously.
love Dan
Post by TD
Post by d***@yahoo.com
Unfortunately, this is a very small insular little clique, but in my fantasy nirvana, this would be broadcast to humanity and we'd find out in hurry who is what, and what is what. That ain't gonna happen of course, so here we are, and I must say, for such a negative little bit of nastiness you girls put out here, I honestly couldn't be happier, as you've quite literally made my day. Now that's perspective and thinking....I don't really know what to tell you guys other than that....but hey, goood luck with your own badass selves....and TD, OMG, you've made me a proud man today my friend....unfortunately for you, you literally nave no idea, seriously...
peace brothers
Post by TD
Post by d***@yahoo.com
Post by TD
Post by d***@yahoo.com
Post by d***@yahoo.com
http://homemademusic.com/daniel_stearns/info_768.php
It is not for everyone of course, but it is 2013 and fusion and quite a few other things happened quite a while back, so if you are at all interested it is a 13min instrumental piece with a lot of changes and a lot of my microtonal guitar playing and what my composing was like way back then---and after that kind of 7/8 intro bit of something like Maggot Brain, it opens up quite a bit too.....
*funny side-note here, my son transcribed the solo when he was only like 13 or 14and i never told him that i had played it backwards, but he got that intuitively, and nailed it pretty well too, so I knew he had quite a bit going on under the hood a bit after that
http://renewablemusic.blogspot.com/2012/05/stearns-some-visions-are-audible.html
This review is from Daniel J Wolf's (composer/educator) blog.
And you know, there are dozens and dozens of others too going back thirty, and i don't exactly pay these people (or in most cases know them) to write these things....hmm, must just be me, 'ey? Yes, you can lump your same story on them....but how far does that little nastiness go....hmmm.....food for though for you alegedly grown men.
Truthfulness, Compassion and Forbarence
I'm all good, but you old farts outa look a little deeper at the wider world around you that exists far *outside* of your clique/comfort zone.....hmmm, well no, of course not.... but hey, that's not my problem. It was just a post that you could take or leave, you all did a comendable job though, and that does actually prove my point.....which, as it turns out and any (smart, not arm-chair intellectual/hobbyist,like our friend Gerry neutral party would suss out in three seconds .Anyway, for all you folks with something under the hood who might also be trapped here for some god-awfull reason, please excuse the typos and i'll see you in a brighter place.....ha
Get help for yourself you fool. You haven't a clue. And if you say you will never come back, then keep your word already. The ego trip is YOU and what's hilarious, it is a delusional ego. Get out of here. We don't want you here. You are jive. You are a very sick puppy...woof. And deeper, wider world? If you lived ten more lifetimes you would not touch the surface of my wide world; and some other real musicians here who have paid lots of dues and are more modern than you can imagine with your nauseating noise. Take your noise and armchair safe behind the scrim words and leave already. You don't belong here. You are a fraud.
For me mister TD (whoever the ou are, ;cause i don't know you), it's called closure... and my God, I couldn't have scripted it better if I picked my three favorite blowhards, and wrote the script for them!!! Now personally i actually do regret my first time barking at you (for whatever that's worth) as it was a foolish punk move on my part (hmm, is that honest enough for you), however, I was right....and you only make it worse for yourself by writing what you've wrote...seriously, no joke. Now some guys here were keen to this early on.They are long gone. A few of them i speak to, and trust me sir, i'm not alone. Anyway, all that aside, which is fluff, you all need to ask yourselves why does this guy you so obviously hate and see as a ____________ get reviews year in and year out by not nobodies, that all have a similar narrative quitye diametrically opposed to you educated baddasses......start there, then *maybe*, just maybe, you can all have a little adult conversation amongst yourselves. If you don't do that, then your words speak for themselves, no? I, of corse will leave, and this one was ,mostly just for Gerry and his no talent, Jahovah sized ego, but i see he has even better company in you my dear whatever you are...a bigger, smellier fish, so to speak. So lay it on....but in your quiet moments, and definately for any other motherfucker out there with a brain and a modicum of common sense and TRUE open-mindedness will call you the same way i have....only not so well, because i know you better. Good luck gents, sitting on your vast laurals, you've earned them for sure, and are standing up and speaking your minds. Good, that's all i wanted
Love and kisses, Daniel
Is this another departure or merely a dry run. OH SECURITY??!!??
Wait, look up on the web, it's a bird, no it's a plane, no it's super-psychotic!!! Our house champion speller. You mean, you are back so soon? I think I've got it. You came to us for help. I am sorry to have not read between the jive. You need our help. The first step is to stop lying. Just stop lying? When you say you will not come back; STAY OUT. Because, you enjoy punishment. We see this now. Just leave. But, you cannot leave, correct? Because, you need us. You need our help. You rely on us and wish to lean on us. You love the attention no matter how you can get it. You can't have it both ways. Begin by abstaining from the lie. Everything will be OK for you. We understand now.
Your use of constant expletives further underscores your insanity and your constant defeat. We beat you. We win, but you set us up to win (Sure, grab on to any straw and tell us we are jerks for calling it a game. We call it a game for your benefit otherwise we would be calling the police on you), because you thrive on self-flagellation. You are a constant loser and I must say, it is actually quite refreshing, if even for a wee, microcosmic moment it can deflect from your noise factor. You are flustered...so angered that you can't keep your composure and yet, you STILL return, you still maintain the lie. And, such a sitting contradiction. If this truly is such a "microcosm", why do you allow yourself to wallow in it? If we are so "insular", why don't you insulate yourself somewhere else, like maybe Siberia? You should cop a lot of attention there. You constantly confirm to us that you didn't get enough milk as a baby. You need us. You thrive on the communication in this wee bit of a microcosm. Why punish yourself by pretending that we punish you. Added on to the noise, we all think it's a bit much now. But do carry on. We'll baby sit you for a little while longer, but not much.
unknownguitarplayer
2013-09-20 02:17:54 UTC
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I don't get it. Why is everybody on the rag with Stearns all of a sudden? He's been posting the same kind of stuff here for maybe 10 or 12 years, and nobody gave a crap. I don't remember ever seeing many responses to any of his posts beyond polite acknowledgement (some nice folks used to hang around here), now all of a sudden he's the devil incarnate?

Personally, I can't listen to the stuff he plays, and haven't touched a clip of his in years. I cracked up when Valve broke the code of silence a few years ago and started saying what a lot of us had been thinking about Stearns' clips (the piano playing seemed to open the floodgates). Yeah, the guy takes himself way too seriously and would benefit from guitar lessons and a spell checker. And all the artist as martyr and Charles Ives wannabe stuff is beyond laughable (there's a great Betty Carter quote about a guy like that. She tell's him "you don't decide if you're an artist, we do!").

But even given all that, why the sudden "Lord of the Flies" outbreak? He's got an ego? Lord, bring me the smelling salts, I think I have a case of the vapors! He repeatedly announces he's leaving the building but slithers back quietly and starts the cycle all over again? Everybody here who hasn't done that at least a dozen times raise their hand (seems to me that most people that actually leave here just leave. They don't bother to say goodbye).

So what's the deal? I've never seen anybody get chased out of here so overtly. Why not let Stearns storm out and come back when he feels like it, let Valve review the crap that Stearns posts, and let me never listen to another one of his clips again. But this current round of thuggery...really guys, it ain't pretty!
d***@yahoo.com
2013-09-20 03:14:56 UTC
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well, I'm glad you stood up too and spoke like a real man....i was waiting for you, actually. Thank you
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I don't get it. Why is everybody on the rag with Stearns all of a sudden? He's been posting the same kind of stuff here for maybe 10 or 12 years, and nobody gave a crap. I don't remember ever seeing many responses to any of his posts beyond polite acknowledgement (some nice folks used to hang around here), now all of a sudden he's the devil incarnate?
Personally, I can't listen to the stuff he plays, and haven't touched a clip of his in years. I cracked up when Valve broke the code of silence a few years ago and started saying what a lot of us had been thinking about Stearns' clips (the piano playing seemed to open the floodgates). Yeah, the guy takes himself way too seriously and would benefit from guitar lessons and a spell checker. And all the artist as martyr and Charles Ives wannabe stuff is beyond laughable (there's a great Betty Carter quote about a guy like that. She tell's him "you don't decide if you're an artist, we do!").
But even given all that, why the sudden "Lord of the Flies" outbreak? He's got an ego? Lord, bring me the smelling salts, I think I have a case of the vapors! He repeatedly announces he's leaving the building but slithers back quietly and starts the cycle all over again? Everybody here who hasn't done that at least a dozen times raise their hand (seems to me that most people that actually leave here just leave. They don't bother to say goodbye).
So what's the deal? I've never seen anybody get chased out of here so overtly. Why not let Stearns storm out and come back when he feels like it, let Valve review the crap that Stearns posts, and let me never listen to another one of his clips again. But this current round of thuggery...really guys, it ain't pretty!
d***@yahoo.com
2013-09-20 03:16:31 UTC
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maybe now you'll put an actual name to that mouth, BTW....just sayin
Post by d***@yahoo.com
well, I'm glad you stood up too and spoke like a real man....i was waiting for you, actually. Thank you
Post by unknownguitarplayer
I don't get it. Why is everybody on the rag with Stearns all of a sudden? He's been posting the same kind of stuff here for maybe 10 or 12 years, and nobody gave a crap. I don't remember ever seeing many responses to any of his posts beyond polite acknowledgement (some nice folks used to hang around here), now all of a sudden he's the devil incarnate?
Personally, I can't listen to the stuff he plays, and haven't touched a clip of his in years. I cracked up when Valve broke the code of silence a few years ago and started saying what a lot of us had been thinking about Stearns' clips (the piano playing seemed to open the floodgates). Yeah, the guy takes himself way too seriously and would benefit from guitar lessons and a spell checker. And all the artist as martyr and Charles Ives wannabe stuff is beyond laughable (there's a great Betty Carter quote about a guy like that. She tell's him "you don't decide if you're an artist, we do!").
But even given all that, why the sudden "Lord of the Flies" outbreak? He's got an ego? Lord, bring me the smelling salts, I think I have a case of the vapors! He repeatedly announces he's leaving the building but slithers back quietly and starts the cycle all over again? Everybody here who hasn't done that at least a dozen times raise their hand (seems to me that most people that actually leave here just leave. They don't bother to say goodbye).
So what's the deal? I've never seen anybody get chased out of here so overtly. Why not let Stearns storm out and come back when he feels like it, let Valve review the crap that Stearns posts, and let me never listen to another one of his clips again. But this current round of thuggery...really guys, it ain't pretty!
d***@yahoo.com
2013-09-20 03:21:45 UTC
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and while we are on the subject, you actually are the only one out of these clowns that can actually play a little...I give Gerry credit for thinking and some compassion, and that's the real shit for anybody who actually has fucking ears.....oh....sorry, a brain.
Post by unknownguitarplayer
I don't get it. Why is everybody on the rag with Stearns all of a sudden? He's been posting the same kind of stuff here for maybe 10 or 12 years, and nobody gave a crap. I don't remember ever seeing many responses to any of his posts beyond polite acknowledgement (some nice folks used to hang around here), now all of a sudden he's the devil incarnate?
Personally, I can't listen to the stuff he plays, and haven't touched a clip of his in years. I cracked up when Valve broke the code of silence a few years ago and started saying what a lot of us had been thinking about Stearns' clips (the piano playing seemed to open the floodgates). Yeah, the guy takes himself way too seriously and would benefit from guitar lessons and a spell checker. And all the artist as martyr and Charles Ives wannabe stuff is beyond laughable (there's a great Betty Carter quote about a guy like that. She tell's him "you don't decide if you're an artist, we do!").
But even given all that, why the sudden "Lord of the Flies" outbreak? He's got an ego? Lord, bring me the smelling salts, I think I have a case of the vapors! He repeatedly announces he's leaving the building but slithers back quietly and starts the cycle all over again? Everybody here who hasn't done that at least a dozen times raise their hand (seems to me that most people that actually leave here just leave. They don't bother to say goodbye).
So what's the deal? I've never seen anybody get chased out of here so overtly. Why not let Stearns storm out and come back when he feels like it, let Valve review the crap that Stearns posts, and let me never listen to another one of his clips again. But this current round of thuggery...really guys, it ain't pretty!
d***@yahoo.com
2013-09-20 03:35:38 UTC
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I'll try to make this as simple as possible for you guys....i'm the kid who dropped out of high-school and was born to a teenage mother at a time when that wasn't the norn....my name was changed twice trough legal adoption before i was a teenager. I had what you might not call a silver spoon in my mouth, ok. That's that, and i was immediately aware by the age of 3 that the world was in slow motion and dudes like you were in the fucking way....get it? No education....no music lessons.....get it. Ok, now i was blessed to have met an enlightened being in my grandmother, and she naile my moral compass to a steady rig.....get it. These days, I live by a code....I laid it on you all up there somewhere in this grteat varnival of normal humans who call thermselves my better. No more, that kindergaten class cashed out dudes....you al got to live with yourselves....try it....maybe you will change. It is hard, and that my friends is why NOBODY does what i do
Post by d***@yahoo.com
and while we are on the subject, you actually are the only one out of these clowns that can actually play a little...I give Gerry credit for thinking and some compassion, and that's the real shit for anybody who actually has fucking ears.....oh....sorry, a brain.
Post by unknownguitarplayer
I don't get it. Why is everybody on the rag with Stearns all of a sudden? He's been posting the same kind of stuff here for maybe 10 or 12 years, and nobody gave a crap. I don't remember ever seeing many responses to any of his posts beyond polite acknowledgement (some nice folks used to hang around here), now all of a sudden he's the devil incarnate?
Personally, I can't listen to the stuff he plays, and haven't touched a clip of his in years. I cracked up when Valve broke the code of silence a few years ago and started saying what a lot of us had been thinking about Stearns' clips (the piano playing seemed to open the floodgates). Yeah, the guy takes himself way too seriously and would benefit from guitar lessons and a spell checker. And all the artist as martyr and Charles Ives wannabe stuff is beyond laughable (there's a great Betty Carter quote about a guy like that. She tell's him "you don't decide if you're an artist, we do!").
But even given all that, why the sudden "Lord of the Flies" outbreak? He's got an ego? Lord, bring me the smelling salts, I think I have a case of the vapors! He repeatedly announces he's leaving the building but slithers back quietly and starts the cycle all over again? Everybody here who hasn't done that at least a dozen times raise their hand (seems to me that most people that actually leave here just leave. They don't bother to say goodbye).
So what's the deal? I've never seen anybody get chased out of here so overtly. Why not let Stearns storm out and come back when he feels like it, let Valve review the crap that Stearns posts, and let me never listen to another one of his clips again. But this current round of thuggery...really guys, it ain't pretty!
Gerry
2013-09-20 04:44:30 UTC
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Post by d***@yahoo.com
and while we are on the subject, you actually are the only one out of
these clowns that can actually play a little...I give Gerry credit for
thinking and some compassion, and that's the real shit for anybody who
actually has fucking ears.....oh....sorry, a brain.
All this crying ain't gonna fix your boo-boos, Dan.
--
Those who wish to sing always find a song. -- Swedish proverb
RS
2013-09-20 04:32:16 UTC
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On Thu, 19 Sep 2013 19:17:54 -0700 (PDT), unknownguitarplayer
Post by unknownguitarplayer
I don't get it. Why is everybody on the rag with Stearns all of a sudden?
But even given all that, why the sudden "Lord of the Flies" outbreak?
LOL! Yeah, that was surprising, and uncharacteristic of this group.
"Lord Valve" is a schoolyard bully (and ugly racist to boot), so even
if there's some agreement with his butthurt poetry about Stearns, that
kind of belligerence is not a good tone to set for any newsgroup. See
alt.guitar.amps or the other formerly-musical forums Valve frequents.
rmmgj has always been above that.

As for Daniel, his posts of occasional music/cacaphony/whatever seem
relatively harmless. First time I listened to any of it was because I
got curious about all the commotion. Is it my cup of tea? Not
really. But is it worth getting upset about? I don't see why.
d***@yahoo.com
2013-09-20 04:39:13 UTC
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ha, OMG, not you....RB? yes/no? I think, but i'm old and losing track of you dudes who can't put a fuckin name to your tag! but if, and ONLY if, it is you, i don't much care, because at least you can play for christ's sake.......
Post by RS
On Thu, 19 Sep 2013 19:17:54 -0700 (PDT), unknownguitarplayer
Post by unknownguitarplayer
I don't get it. Why is everybody on the rag with Stearns all of a sudden?
But even given all that, why the sudden "Lord of the Flies" outbreak?
LOL! Yeah, that was surprising, and uncharacteristic of this group.
"Lord Valve" is a schoolyard bully (and ugly racist to boot), so even
if there's some agreement with his butthurt poetry about Stearns, that
kind of belligerence is not a good tone to set for any newsgroup. See
alt.guitar.amps or the other formerly-musical forums Valve frequents.
rmmgj has always been above that.
As for Daniel, his posts of occasional music/cacaphony/whatever seem
relatively harmless. First time I listened to any of it was because I
got curious about all the commotion. Is it my cup of tea? Not
really. But is it worth getting upset about? I don't see why.
TD
2013-09-20 12:47:41 UTC
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Post by RS
On Thu, 19 Sep 2013 19:17:54 -0700 (PDT), unknownguitarplayer
Post by unknownguitarplayer
I don't get it. Why is everybody on the rag with Stearns all of a sudden?
But even given all that, why the sudden "Lord of the Flies" outbreak?
LOL! Yeah, that was surprising, and uncharacteristic of this group.
"Lord Valve" is a schoolyard bully (and ugly racist to boot), so even
if there's some agreement with his butthurt poetry about Stearns, that
kind of belligerence is not a good tone to set for any newsgroup. See
alt.guitar.amps or the other formerly-musical forums Valve frequents.
rmmgj has always been above that.
As for Daniel, his posts of occasional music/cacaphony/whatever seem
relatively harmless. First time I listened to any of it was because I
got curious about all the commotion. Is it my cup of tea? Not
really. But is it worth getting upset about? I don't see why.
Straw that broke the camel's back? Insult to many musicians and music in general? There are underlying factors involved that apparently are not seen or simply ignored by a certain few. Having the quasi-Gandhi brigade come in to help perpetuate and comfort will only encourage it. Those who wish to encourage it while at the same time admitting to not caring to listen to the noise part of it; and/or now wishing to actually validating it, be my guest. However, I took it at 'can't take it anymore' face value. Baffling or not, it's not the first time. I just decided to take a few extra choruses on it. But, after reading the recent posts, I realize that there is a deeply rooted psychological activity present. Upon realizing this, I have no more words to add. Had I known the severity of the matter, I would have stayed silent, which is the best thing now.
Lord Valve
2013-09-20 13:02:13 UTC
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Post by RS
On Thu, 19 Sep 2013 19:17:54 -0700 (PDT), unknownguitarplayer
Post by unknownguitarplayer
I don't get it. Why is everybody on the rag with Stearns all of a sudden?
But even given all that, why the sudden "Lord of the Flies" outbreak?
LOL! Yeah, that was surprising, and uncharacteristic of this group.
"Lord Valve" is a schoolyard bully (and ugly racist to boot), so even
if there's some agreement with his butthurt poetry about Stearns, that
kind of belligerence is not a good tone to set for any newsgroup. See
alt.guitar.amps or the other formerly-musical forums Valve frequents.
rmmgj has always been above that.
As for Daniel, his posts of occasional music/cacaphony/whatever seem
relatively harmless. First time I listened to any of it was because I
got curious about all the commotion. Is it my cup of tea? Not
really. But is it worth getting upset about? I don't see why.
Straw that broke the camel's back? Insult to many musicians and music in general? There are underlying factors involved that apparently are not seen or simply ignored by a certain few. Having the quasi-Gandhi brigade come in to help perpetuate and comfort will only encourage it. Those who wish to encourage it while at the same time admitting to not caring to listen to the noise part of it; and/or now wishing to actually validating it, be my guest. However, I took it at 'can't take it anymore' face value. Baffling or not, it's not the first time. I just decided to take a few extra choruses on it. But, after reading the recent posts, I realize that there is a deeply rooted psychological activity present. Upon realizing this, I have no more words to add. Had I known the severity of the matter, I would have stayed silent, which is the best thing now.
...

Information-dense translation: "The motherfucker is crazier
than a shit-house rat, and I'm afraid it may be contagious.
A tactical retreat is indicated. Buh-bye."


Lord Valve
Organist
d***@yahoo.com
2013-09-20 13:38:28 UTC
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Unfortunately Tony, you opened your mouth and look what fell out...look at it dude, that IS you. So, while I'm at it, i'll try to help you a little bit more here...no, i'm not a "jazz guitarist", that should be clear to any fool like you (though you are something of a specialist in the ego-mad department there) so that shit is a fluff....however, i AM a guitarist, and one you'll never know if he can play or noy.You my friend, ain't that smart, sorry. However, i am a jazz enthusiast, and my music has TONS to do with that for anyone with a brain that isn't turned off to everything else but their own little shit....get it? No, you don't.However, a guy of your standing and agr ought to know a lot better....sad fact is you don't, and every fucking word you've wrote here, and everyone who ain't up to your speed as a player who chimed in, proves all that in spades....get it? No......you don't, and THAT my friend is what THIS little ecsercise is all about. Grow up.
Daniel
Post by TD
Post by RS
On Thu, 19 Sep 2013 19:17:54 -0700 (PDT), unknownguitarplayer
Post by unknownguitarplayer
I don't get it. Why is everybody on the rag with Stearns all of a sudden?
But even given all that, why the sudden "Lord of the Flies" outbreak?
LOL! Yeah, that was surprising, and uncharacteristic of this group.
"Lord Valve" is a schoolyard bully (and ugly racist to boot), so even
if there's some agreement with his butthurt poetry about Stearns, that
kind of belligerence is not a good tone to set for any newsgroup. See
alt.guitar.amps or the other formerly-musical forums Valve frequents.
rmmgj has always been above that.
As for Daniel, his posts of occasional music/cacaphony/whatever seem
relatively harmless. First time I listened to any of it was because I
got curious about all the commotion. Is it my cup of tea? Not
really. But is it worth getting upset about? I don't see why.
Straw that broke the camel's back? Insult to many musicians and music in general? There are underlying factors involved that apparently are not seen or simply ignored by a certain few. Having the quasi-Gandhi brigade come in to help perpetuate and comfort will only encourage it. Those who wish to encourage it while at the same time admitting to not caring to listen to the noise part of it; and/or now wishing to actually validating it, be my guest. However, I took it at 'can't take it anymore' face value. Baffling or not, it's not the first time. I just decided to take a few extra choruses on it. But, after reading the recent posts, I realize that there is a deeply rooted psychological activity present. Upon realizing this, I have no more words to add. Had I known the severity of the matter, I would have stayed silent, which is the best thing now.
Lord Valve
2013-09-20 12:56:14 UTC
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Post by RS
On Thu, 19 Sep 2013 19:17:54 -0700 (PDT), unknownguitarplayer
Post by unknownguitarplayer
I don't get it. Why is everybody on the rag with Stearns all of a sudden?
But even given all that, why the sudden "Lord of the Flies" outbreak?
LOL! Yeah, that was surprising, and uncharacteristic of this group.
"Lord Valve" is a schoolyard bully (and ugly racist to boot), so even
if there's some agreement with his butthurt poetry about Stearns, that
kind of belligerence is not a good tone to set for any newsgroup. See
alt.guitar.amps or the other formerly-musical forums Valve frequents.
rmmgj has always been above that.
Go fuck a dead rat up the ass, nigger.

You slimy cracker, you heeb, you wop, you jigaboo,
you chink, you beaner, you redneck trailer-trash
fellator of dead monkeys, you musloid scumwad,
you bloody wog, you zipperhead frog motherfucker,
you kraut-mick polack bohunk wetback sheeny
shoeshine boy chimp blubberlipped jerry-curl
juice pothead dipshit fishtwat turd-burgling rump
ranger, jump up your own ass and roll around
until you disappear. I'd tell you to go fuck your
mother, but you probably don't have time to stand
in the line...

If I missed anyone, please don't feel slighted - or unslighted,
as the case may be; plenty more high-quality race-based
epithets are available at http://www.rsdb.org/full . Please feel
free to apply any or all to your worthless ass, and become as
offended (or amused) as you feel is necessary.

Lord Valve
Ugly Racist (to boot)
Gerry
2013-09-20 04:43:33 UTC
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Post by unknownguitarplayer
I don't get it. Why is everybody on the rag with Stearns all of a
sudden? He's been posting the same kind of stuff here for maybe 10 or
12 years, and nobody gave a crap. I don't remember ever seeing many
responses to any of his posts beyond polite acknowledgement (some nice
folks used to hang around here), now all of a sudden he's the devil
incarnate?
He made a big show about leaving this group, the implications were that
we were unable to understand his stuff. I've always kinda liked his
"mavericky" attitude about music, though didn't care greatly for his
work. Still I've given him kudos for taking his own road.

But somehow I got on the Dan Stearns Show feed on my email, and
apparently these fights and this bickering is a dominant part of his
profile. Asking to be rid of it suddently he turned very personal and
insutling. That's my story. Three days later he turns up here spewing
invective on everybody.
Post by unknownguitarplayer
Personally, I can't listen to the stuff he plays, and haven't touched a
clip of his in years. I cracked up when Valve broke the code of
silence a few years ago and started saying what a lot of us had been
thinking about Stearns' clips (the piano playing seemed to open the
floodgates). Yeah, the guy takes himself way too seriously and would
benefit from guitar lessons and a spell checker.
Precisely my view: He won't study music or rhetoric. He's above that,
he's "better" than that, and so he music an prose that no one can
understand. But gets really angry that we don't get it, and don't like
it!
Post by unknownguitarplayer
And all the artist as martyr and Charles Ives wannabe stuff is beyond
laughable (there's a great Betty Carter quote about a guy like that.
She tell's him "you don't decide if you're an artist, we do!").
Yeah, particularly Ives: Ives reached his odd little outpost after a
lifetime involved in the rigid approaches of his own time. He didn't
just decide to reject the current theory and styles and invent his own
out nothing whatever. He was a product of his time. Stearns seems to
be a product of *avoiding* his own time. Too much work, too much
bother.
Post by unknownguitarplayer
But even given all that, why the sudden "Lord of the Flies" outbreak?
He's got an ego? Lord, bring me the smelling salts, I think I have a
case of the vapors! He repeatedly announces he's leaving the building
but slithers back quietly and starts the cycle all over again?
Everybody here who hasn't done that at least a dozen times raise their
hand (seems to me that most people that actually leave here just leave.
They don't bother to say goodbye).
So what's the deal? I've never seen anybody get chased out of here so
overtly. Why not let Stearns storm out and come back when he feels
like it, let Valve review the crap that Stearns posts, and let me never
listen to another one of his clips again. But this current round of
thuggery...really guys, it ain't pretty!
He can do what he wants but when he now comes here specifically to
insult participants he's just a troll. A trolls a troll and killfiles
is where they lives.
--
Those who wish to sing always find a song. -- Swedish proverb
d***@yahoo.com
2013-09-20 01:53:27 UTC
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ego....ha, yes ego. Ok, kindergarten class is over for you guys.I do this for my children, and for anyone else out there like me and perhaps, hopefully, their chidren. What don't you get here....go back, look what's been posted....there we are walking as humans side by side...see who is who......i dare you....look, That's what this is all about for everyone that i've got to fucking spoonfeed it to.....is THAT, any clearer?
TD
2013-09-20 03:13:01 UTC
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Post by d***@yahoo.com
ego....ha, yes ego. Ok, kindergarten class is over for you guys.I do this for my children, and for anyone else out there like me and perhaps, hopefully, their chidren. What don't you get here....go back, look what's been posted....there we are walking as humans side by side...see who is who......i dare you....look, That's what this is all about for everyone that i've got to fucking spoonfeed it to.....is THAT, any clearer?
Get help. You are insane. Go away. You are diseased. Is that any clearer? We know who we are. That's the point, psycho. You come here and insult us with your noise and now you just "spoon-feed" us your insanity. Get out psycho. Just get out. But you can't, can you? Others have left and come back sure, but not in the beat it to the ground manner that you have, and certainly without the noise factor. This is just another example of why this newsgroup can't work. Human virus infiltration such as yourself. You are sick; very sick. Get help. You are infantile, as well. But, I guess that is redundant. Go insult other musicians somewhere else with your noise, psycho. You lost.
Gerry
2013-09-20 04:46:36 UTC
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Post by d***@yahoo.com
ego....ha, yes ego. Ok, kindergarten class is over for you guys.I do
this for my children, and for anyone else out there like me and
perhaps, hopefully, their chidren. What don't you get here....go back,
look what's been posted....there we are walking as humans side by
side...see who is who......i dare you....look, That's what this is all
about for everyone that i've got to fucking spoonfeed it to.....is
THAT, any clearer?
This is what's clear: You're in pain, and you're in the wrong place to
deal with it.
--
Those who wish to sing always find a song. -- Swedish proverb
d***@yahoo.com
2013-09-20 04:53:05 UTC
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This is the usual soft serve guys like Gerry try to feed you as caring and informed opinions.I'm ok, a bit insulted...hmmm, yeah, i guess. But it all went down from day one exactly as i knew it would and you all have to live with your words and the dude up in your head they are supposedly wired to. It's really that simple.....take a walk, have a smoke... and have another listen....another look...read....learn, etc. I know, not likely, but rather kind of me given the present company i think, no?
Post by Gerry
Post by d***@yahoo.com
ego....ha, yes ego. Ok, kindergarten class is over for you guys.I do
this for my children, and for anyone else out there like me and
perhaps, hopefully, their chidren. What don't you get here....go back,
look what's been posted....there we are walking as humans side by
side...see who is who......i dare you....look, That's what this is all
about for everyone that i've got to fucking spoonfeed it to.....is
THAT, any clearer?
This is what's clear: You're in pain, and you're in the wrong place to
deal with it.
--
Those who wish to sing always find a song. -- Swedish proverb
d***@yahoo.com
2013-09-20 04:58:49 UTC
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BTW, you already said your say, let someone else come up here and read this little opera here...i mean, my kung-fu is the best of course, but I'm fighting...what, 5 guys at once....alone...thinking on my feet with my thoughts and my words.....hmm, ok, if there actually is anybody out there with a brain who has something of value to say (besides commenting on my presently aggressive attidude here), please step up and say it...that, my friends is all i really want, ok?
Post by d***@yahoo.com
This is the usual soft serve guys like Gerry try to feed you as caring and informed opinions.I'm ok, a bit insulted...hmmm, yeah, i guess. But it all went down from day one exactly as i knew it would and you all have to live with your words and the dude up in your head they are supposedly wired to. It's really that simple.....take a walk, have a smoke... and have another listen....another look...read....learn, etc. I know, not likely, but rather kind of me given the present company i think, no?
Post by Gerry
Post by d***@yahoo.com
ego....ha, yes ego. Ok, kindergarten class is over for you guys.I do
this for my children, and for anyone else out there like me and
perhaps, hopefully, their chidren. What don't you get here....go back,
look what's been posted....there we are walking as humans side by
side...see who is who......i dare you....look, That's what this is all
about for everyone that i've got to fucking spoonfeed it to.....is
THAT, any clearer?
This is what's clear: You're in pain, and you're in the wrong place to
deal with it.
--
Those who wish to sing always find a song. -- Swedish proverb
Lord Valve
2013-09-20 12:29:57 UTC
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Post by d***@yahoo.com
BTW, you already said your say, let someone else come up here and read this little opera here...i mean, my kung-fu is the best of course, but I'm fighting...what, 5 guys at once....alone...thinking on my feet with my thoughts and my words.....hmm, ok, if there actually is anybody out there with a brain who has something of value to say (besides commenting on my presently aggressive attidude here), please step up and say it...that, my friends is all i really want, ok?
Dude - it's fucking crap. Deal with it.

Lord Valve
Organist
Gerry
2013-09-20 17:27:30 UTC
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Post by d***@yahoo.com
BTW, you already said your say,
And you haven't?
Post by d***@yahoo.com
...let someone else come up here and read this little opera here...i
mean, my kung-fu is the best of course, but I'm fighting...what, 5 guys
at once....alone...thinking on my feet with my thoughts and my
words.....hmm, ok, if there actually is anybody out there with a brain
who has something of value to say (besides commenting on my presently
aggressive attidude here), please step up and say it...that, my friends
is all i really want, ok?
You're only battling yourself, and I'm unsure what good it does you. If
you want to have others "step up" and be a part of the Dan Stearns Show
and it's search for a plot, characters and narrative, you'll likely
need to call them by name as you have Tony and myself, wrap it in
invective and push it in their eye.

I'm sure you'll then get responses from them.
--
Those who wish to sing always find a song. -- Swedish proverb
d***@yahoo.com
2013-09-20 17:33:05 UTC
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Gerry Scott-Moore:closer, but not quite....keep reading, you're getting there at least
Daniel Stearns
Post by Gerry
Post by d***@yahoo.com
BTW, you already said your say,
And you haven't?
Post by d***@yahoo.com
...let someone else come up here and read this little opera here...i
mean, my kung-fu is the best of course, but I'm fighting...what, 5 guys
at once....alone...thinking on my feet with my thoughts and my
words.....hmm, ok, if there actually is anybody out there with a brain
who has something of value to say (besides commenting on my presently
aggressive attidude here), please step up and say it...that, my friends
is all i really want, ok?
You're only battling yourself, and I'm unsure what good it does you. If
you want to have others "step up" and be a part of the Dan Stearns Show
and it's search for a plot, characters and narrative, you'll likely
need to call them by name as you have Tony and myself, wrap it in
invective and push it in their eye.
I'm sure you'll then get responses from them.
--
Those who wish to sing always find a song. -- Swedish proverb
d***@yahoo.com
2013-09-20 17:46:58 UTC
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Gerry, if i were cut from your cloth, i'd laugh you off, and that would be that i guess. But i've bent over backwards to let you know i dig you as a human heart, but you're not worth my time to hate on by arguing aesthetics....get it? Now a guy like Bruno, who i called out on his own actions and nothing more, well, where is he? Or anyone else of that stature who who stand for this bullshit? Do you think i enjoy coming in here and wallowing in this kind of business....really? No, i said who i do it for: ME and nybody else like me who doesn't have the street experience of standing up for themselves to you guys, and my children....that's it. You disrespected me time and time again with your own mouth. For my part, i simply decided to cut the bullshit out of the chain and talk real life....now not everybody is ready for that understandably, but maybe ,just maybe, yhey ought to watch what they say and who they hang around with a little closer....does anybody NOT get that?
Daniel
Post by d***@yahoo.com
Gerry Scott-Moore:closer, but not quite....keep reading, you're getting there at least
Daniel Stearns
Post by Gerry
Post by d***@yahoo.com
BTW, you already said your say,
And you haven't?
Post by d***@yahoo.com
...let someone else come up here and read this little opera here...i
mean, my kung-fu is the best of course, but I'm fighting...what, 5 guys
at once....alone...thinking on my feet with my thoughts and my
words.....hmm, ok, if there actually is anybody out there with a brain
who has something of value to say (besides commenting on my presently
aggressive attidude here), please step up and say it...that, my friends
is all i really want, ok?
You're only battling yourself, and I'm unsure what good it does you. If
you want to have others "step up" and be a part of the Dan Stearns Show
and it's search for a plot, characters and narrative, you'll likely
need to call them by name as you have Tony and myself, wrap it in
invective and push it in their eye.
I'm sure you'll then get responses from them.
--
Those who wish to sing always find a song. -- Swedish proverb
d***@yahoo.com
2013-09-20 18:13:06 UTC
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TRUTH: I only run into guys like Lord Rollo on the street, that's shit's over quick, and someone of us two or both got the tatoos to prove that happened with missing teeth and such....guys like TD, i only run into at work, because there ass woulda got its due on the street by that age. So with concieted pricks like him, I beat them itellectually and morally,though it usually is a war of attrition...but i'm good at that shit, and i'm too smart and too much in the right in the end, so they get theirs eventually. Guys like you i only meet here and at the open mics and coffee shops and art galleries and college rooms....ok? Are you following me? After that it's a longer and harder story, because generally i DON'T have any animosity to those guys like you. However, if provoked and duly insulted, I will do the same kung-fu i do everywhere lse i meet intollerance and missplaced egos....now, if all that ain't spit'clean clear then we really DON'T have anything elsae to talk about and i'm all groovy with that dude, ok?
respect- Daniel
Post by d***@yahoo.com
Gerry, if i were cut from your cloth, i'd laugh you off, and that would be that i guess. But i've bent over backwards to let you know i dig you as a human heart, but you're not worth my time to hate on by arguing aesthetics....get it? Now a guy like Bruno, who i called out on his own actions and nothing more, well, where is he? Or anyone else of that stature who who stand for this bullshit? Do you think i enjoy coming in here and wallowing in this kind of business....really? No, i said who i do it for: ME and nybody else like me who doesn't have the street experience of standing up for themselves to you guys, and my children....that's it. You disrespected me time and time again with your own mouth. For my part, i simply decided to cut the bullshit out of the chain and talk real life....now not everybody is ready for that understandably, but maybe ,just maybe, yhey ought to watch what they say and who they hang around with a little closer....does anybody NOT get that?
Daniel
Post by d***@yahoo.com
Gerry Scott-Moore:closer, but not quite....keep reading, you're getting there at least
Daniel Stearns
Post by Gerry
Post by d***@yahoo.com
BTW, you already said your say,
And you haven't?
Post by d***@yahoo.com
...let someone else come up here and read this little opera here...i
mean, my kung-fu is the best of course, but I'm fighting...what, 5 guys
at once....alone...thinking on my feet with my thoughts and my
words.....hmm, ok, if there actually is anybody out there with a brain
who has something of value to say (besides commenting on my presently
aggressive attidude here), please step up and say it...that, my friends
is all i really want, ok?
You're only battling yourself, and I'm unsure what good it does you. If
you want to have others "step up" and be a part of the Dan Stearns Show
and it's search for a plot, characters and narrative, you'll likely
need to call them by name as you have Tony and myself, wrap it in
invective and push it in their eye.
I'm sure you'll then get responses from them.
--
Those who wish to sing always find a song. -- Swedish proverb
d***@yahoo.com
2013-09-20 18:21:10 UTC
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And guys like Jimmy Bruno I meet on their CDs and concerts, and i do my accounting there in private.He's in this on behalf of someome else and something else i happen to despise, so if he hears this maybe he'll drop in and clarify things....i just hope he listens to the clip and readfs EVERYTHING that's been said here carefully....that, is again the whole point of this post and my delayed goodbye. Again. if that ain't the truth, call me out, because i'd love to hear it....honestly.
Daniel Anthony Stearns
Post by d***@yahoo.com
TRUTH: I only run into guys like Lord Rollo on the street, that's shit's over quick, and someone of us two or both got the tatoos to prove that happened with missing teeth and such....guys like TD, i only run into at work, because there ass woulda got its due on the street by that age. So with concieted pricks like him, I beat them itellectually and morally,though it usually is a war of attrition...but i'm good at that shit, and i'm too smart and too much in the right in the end, so they get theirs eventually. Guys like you i only meet here and at the open mics and coffee shops and art galleries and college rooms....ok? Are you following me? After that it's a longer and harder story, because generally i DON'T have any animosity to those guys like you. However, if provoked and duly insulted, I will do the same kung-fu i do everywhere lse i meet intollerance and missplaced egos....now, if all that ain't spit'clean clear then we really DON'T have anything elsae to talk about and i'm all groovy with that dude, ok?
respect- Daniel
Post by d***@yahoo.com
Gerry, if i were cut from your cloth, i'd laugh you off, and that would be that i guess. But i've bent over backwards to let you know i dig you as a human heart, but you're not worth my time to hate on by arguing aesthetics....get it? Now a guy like Bruno, who i called out on his own actions and nothing more, well, where is he? Or anyone else of that stature who who stand for this bullshit? Do you think i enjoy coming in here and wallowing in this kind of business....really? No, i said who i do it for: ME and nybody else like me who doesn't have the street experience of standing up for themselves to you guys, and my children....that's it. You disrespected me time and time again with your own mouth. For my part, i simply decided to cut the bullshit out of the chain and talk real life....now not everybody is ready for that understandably, but maybe ,just maybe, yhey ought to watch what they say and who they hang around with a little closer....does anybody NOT get that?
Daniel
Post by d***@yahoo.com
Gerry Scott-Moore:closer, but not quite....keep reading, you're getting there at least
Daniel Stearns
Post by Gerry
Post by d***@yahoo.com
BTW, you already said your say,
And you haven't?
Post by d***@yahoo.com
...let someone else come up here and read this little opera here...i
mean, my kung-fu is the best of course, but I'm fighting...what, 5 guys
at once....alone...thinking on my feet with my thoughts and my
words.....hmm, ok, if there actually is anybody out there with a brain
who has something of value to say (besides commenting on my presently
aggressive attidude here), please step up and say it...that, my friends
is all i really want, ok?
You're only battling yourself, and I'm unsure what good it does you. If
you want to have others "step up" and be a part of the Dan Stearns Show
and it's search for a plot, characters and narrative, you'll likely
need to call them by name as you have Tony and myself, wrap it in
invective and push it in their eye.
I'm sure you'll then get responses from them.
--
Those who wish to sing always find a song. -- Swedish proverb
Lord Valve
2013-09-20 18:25:14 UTC
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Post by d***@yahoo.com
TRUTH: I only run into guys like Lord Rollo on the street, that's shit's over quick, and someone of us two or both got the tatoos to prove that happened with missing teeth and such....
Ruh-oh...Scooby see BAD-ASS! Rook out!
Post by d***@yahoo.com
guys like TD, i only run into at work, because there ass woulda got its due on the street by that age. So with concieted pricks like him, I beat them itellectually and morally,though it usually is a war of attrition...but i'm good at that shit, and i'm too smart and too much in the right in the end, so they get theirs eventually.
Ruh-oh...Scooby see MEGABRAINIAC! Rook the FUCK out!
Post by d***@yahoo.com
Guys like you i only meet here and at the open mics and coffee shops and art galleries and college rooms....ok? Are you following me?
...

Yes, I'm following you. You work the leftwing artsy-fartsy
poser circuit, mostly for free. Check.
Post by d***@yahoo.com
After that it's a longer and harder story, because generally i DON'T have any animosity to those guys like you. However, if provoked and duly insulted, I will do the same kung-fu i do everywhere lse i meet intollerance and missplaced egos...
No ego here folks. Move on.
Post by d***@yahoo.com
.now, if all that ain't spit'clean clear then we really DON'T have anything elsae to talk about and i'm all groovy with that dude, ok?
http://nexua.org/niji/butthurt-form/

Lord Valve
Organist
d***@yahoo.com
2013-09-20 18:57:18 UTC
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This aout setting the record straight... now we all tend to drop that little love note on each other from time to time, but as the culture is so soft, well ,so is the message. In my case I had a grandmother who knew better and wasn't afraid to tell my punk-ass so in a way that the punk-ass could't rightfully refute without resigning his balls and collecting his pension...get it? What she also showed me was unconditional love, and in the end, that's what saved this dude's life....is that the type of honesty you guys can understand? If not, please stand up and tell me otherwise, or i really ain't got a lot to add now, as it is all lid out in plain english in one thread with a cast of charecters others will have to suss out on their own
respect-Daniel
Post by d***@yahoo.com
TRUTH: I only run into guys like Lord Rollo on the street, that's shit's over quick, and someone of us two or both got the tatoos to prove that happened with missing teeth and such....guys like TD, i only run into at work, because there ass woulda got its due on the street by that age. So with concieted pricks like him, I beat them itellectually and morally,though it usually is a war of attrition...but i'm good at that shit, and i'm too smart and too much in the right in the end, so they get theirs eventually. Guys like you i only meet here and at the open mics and coffee shops and art galleries and college rooms....ok? Are you following me? After that it's a longer and harder story, because generally i DON'T have any animosity to those guys like you. However, if provoked and duly insulted, I will do the same kung-fu i do everywhere lse i meet intollerance and missplaced egos....now, if all that ain't spit'clean clear then we really DON'T have anything elsae to talk about and i'm all groovy with that dude, ok?
respect- Daniel
Post by d***@yahoo.com
Gerry, if i were cut from your cloth, i'd laugh you off, and that would be that i guess. But i've bent over backwards to let you know i dig you as a human heart, but you're not worth my time to hate on by arguing aesthetics....get it? Now a guy like Bruno, who i called out on his own actions and nothing more, well, where is he? Or anyone else of that stature who who stand for this bullshit? Do you think i enjoy coming in here and wallowing in this kind of business....really? No, i said who i do it for: ME and nybody else like me who doesn't have the street experience of standing up for themselves to you guys, and my children....that's it. You disrespected me time and time again with your own mouth. For my part, i simply decided to cut the bullshit out of the chain and talk real life....now not everybody is ready for that understandably, but maybe ,just maybe, yhey ought to watch what they say and who they hang around with a little closer....does anybody NOT get that?
Daniel
Post by d***@yahoo.com
Gerry Scott-Moore:closer, but not quite....keep reading, you're getting there at least
Daniel Stearns
Post by Gerry
Post by d***@yahoo.com
BTW, you already said your say,
And you haven't?
Post by d***@yahoo.com
...let someone else come up here and read this little opera here...i
mean, my kung-fu is the best of course, but I'm fighting...what, 5 guys
at once....alone...thinking on my feet with my thoughts and my
words.....hmm, ok, if there actually is anybody out there with a brain
who has something of value to say (besides commenting on my presently
aggressive attidude here), please step up and say it...that, my friends
is all i really want, ok?
You're only battling yourself, and I'm unsure what good it does you. If
you want to have others "step up" and be a part of the Dan Stearns Show
and it's search for a plot, characters and narrative, you'll likely
need to call them by name as you have Tony and myself, wrap it in
invective and push it in their eye.
I'm sure you'll then get responses from them.
--
Those who wish to sing always find a song. -- Swedish proverb
d***@yahoo.com
2013-09-20 19:25:46 UTC
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For my part, I think I've pretty much closed up shop here...if Bruno comes back, well maybe i will too. Anyway, I will leave you guys with this:

Carry on...okay, and if all this was fluff,gibberish and nonsense....well, i can't help you.Honestly, it really is that fuckin simple. I am down with the Sriners; or at least the ones who get were it came from and what it's supposed to be representing properly. I live by that code, and i'll move on living by it hoping you guys get it together
respect- Daniel Anthony Stearns
Post by d***@yahoo.com
This aout setting the record straight... now we all tend to drop that little love note on each other from time to time, but as the culture is so soft, well ,so is the message. In my case I had a grandmother who knew better and wasn't afraid to tell my punk-ass so in a way that the punk-ass could't rightfully refute without resigning his balls and collecting his pension...get it? What she also showed me was unconditional love, and in the end, that's what saved this dude's life....is that the type of honesty you guys can understand? If not, please stand up and tell me otherwise, or i really ain't got a lot to add now, as it is all lid out in plain english in one thread with a cast of charecters others will have to suss out on their own
respect-Daniel
Post by d***@yahoo.com
TRUTH: I only run into guys like Lord Rollo on the street, that's shit's over quick, and someone of us two or both got the tatoos to prove that happened with missing teeth and such....guys like TD, i only run into at work, because there ass woulda got its due on the street by that age. So with concieted pricks like him, I beat them itellectually and morally,though it usually is a war of attrition...but i'm good at that shit, and i'm too smart and too much in the right in the end, so they get theirs eventually. Guys like you i only meet here and at the open mics and coffee shops and art galleries and college rooms....ok? Are you following me? After that it's a longer and harder story, because generally i DON'T have any animosity to those guys like you. However, if provoked and duly insulted, I will do the same kung-fu i do everywhere lse i meet intollerance and missplaced egos....now, if all that ain't spit'clean clear then we really DON'T have anything elsae to talk about and i'm all groovy with that dude, ok?
respect- Daniel
Post by d***@yahoo.com
Gerry, if i were cut from your cloth, i'd laugh you off, and that would be that i guess. But i've bent over backwards to let you know i dig you as a human heart, but you're not worth my time to hate on by arguing aesthetics....get it? Now a guy like Bruno, who i called out on his own actions and nothing more, well, where is he? Or anyone else of that stature who who stand for this bullshit? Do you think i enjoy coming in here and wallowing in this kind of business....really? No, i said who i do it for: ME and nybody else like me who doesn't have the street experience of standing up for themselves to you guys, and my children....that's it. You disrespected me time and time again with your own mouth. For my part, i simply decided to cut the bullshit out of the chain and talk real life....now not everybody is ready for that understandably, but maybe ,just maybe, yhey ought to watch what they say and who they hang around with a little closer....does anybody NOT get that?
Daniel
Post by d***@yahoo.com
Gerry Scott-Moore:closer, but not quite....keep reading, you're getting there at least
Daniel Stearns
Post by Gerry
Post by d***@yahoo.com
BTW, you already said your say,
And you haven't?
Post by d***@yahoo.com
...let someone else come up here and read this little opera here...i
mean, my kung-fu is the best of course, but I'm fighting...what, 5 guys
at once....alone...thinking on my feet with my thoughts and my
words.....hmm, ok, if there actually is anybody out there with a brain
who has something of value to say (besides commenting on my presently
aggressive attidude here), please step up and say it...that, my friends
is all i really want, ok?
You're only battling yourself, and I'm unsure what good it does you. If
you want to have others "step up" and be a part of the Dan Stearns Show
and it's search for a plot, characters and narrative, you'll likely
need to call them by name as you have Tony and myself, wrap it in
invective and push it in their eye.
I'm sure you'll then get responses from them.
--
Those who wish to sing always find a song. -- Swedish proverb
d***@yahoo.com
2013-09-20 20:51:41 UTC
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BTW, if you've ever watched the movie Pulp Fiction, you'll know the bad mother fucker wallet reference. In my back pocket i carry a wallet too, it was my Grandfather's, and it is ingraved with his initials: AJR, papa, Anthony Rodrigues...he was a soldier and a cop, and he was a bad-ass motherfucker too...and every day i get on my knees and i pray he sees what i'm doing down here on his behalf.....that's me, ok
Post by d***@yahoo.com
Carry on...okay, and if all this was fluff,gibberish and nonsense....well, i can't help you.Honestly, it really is that fuckin simple. I am down with the Sriners; or at least the ones who get were it came from and what it's supposed to be representing properly. I live by that code, and i'll move on living by it hoping you guys get it together
respect- Daniel Anthony Stearns
Post by d***@yahoo.com
This aout setting the record straight... now we all tend to drop that little love note on each other from time to time, but as the culture is so soft, well ,so is the message. In my case I had a grandmother who knew better and wasn't afraid to tell my punk-ass so in a way that the punk-ass could't rightfully refute without resigning his balls and collecting his pension...get it? What she also showed me was unconditional love, and in the end, that's what saved this dude's life....is that the type of honesty you guys can understand? If not, please stand up and tell me otherwise, or i really ain't got a lot to add now, as it is all lid out in plain english in one thread with a cast of charecters others will have to suss out on their own
respect-Daniel
Post by d***@yahoo.com
TRUTH: I only run into guys like Lord Rollo on the street, that's shit's over quick, and someone of us two or both got the tatoos to prove that happened with missing teeth and such....guys like TD, i only run into at work, because there ass woulda got its due on the street by that age. So with concieted pricks like him, I beat them itellectually and morally,though it usually is a war of attrition...but i'm good at that shit, and i'm too smart and too much in the right in the end, so they get theirs eventually. Guys like you i only meet here and at the open mics and coffee shops and art galleries and college rooms....ok? Are you following me? After that it's a longer and harder story, because generally i DON'T have any animosity to those guys like you. However, if provoked and duly insulted, I will do the same kung-fu i do everywhere lse i meet intollerance and missplaced egos....now, if all that ain't spit'clean clear then we really DON'T have anything elsae to talk about and i'm all groovy with that dude, ok?
respect- Daniel
Post by d***@yahoo.com
Gerry, if i were cut from your cloth, i'd laugh you off, and that would be that i guess. But i've bent over backwards to let you know i dig you as a human heart, but you're not worth my time to hate on by arguing aesthetics....get it? Now a guy like Bruno, who i called out on his own actions and nothing more, well, where is he? Or anyone else of that stature who who stand for this bullshit? Do you think i enjoy coming in here and wallowing in this kind of business....really? No, i said who i do it for: ME and nybody else like me who doesn't have the street experience of standing up for themselves to you guys, and my children....that's it. You disrespected me time and time again with your own mouth. For my part, i simply decided to cut the bullshit out of the chain and talk real life....now not everybody is ready for that understandably, but maybe ,just maybe, yhey ought to watch what they say and who they hang around with a little closer....does anybody NOT get that?
Daniel
Post by d***@yahoo.com
Gerry Scott-Moore:closer, but not quite....keep reading, you're getting there at least
Daniel Stearns
Post by Gerry
Post by d***@yahoo.com
BTW, you already said your say,
And you haven't?
Post by d***@yahoo.com
...let someone else come up here and read this little opera here...i
mean, my kung-fu is the best of course, but I'm fighting...what, 5 guys
at once....alone...thinking on my feet with my thoughts and my
words.....hmm, ok, if there actually is anybody out there with a brain
who has something of value to say (besides commenting on my presently
aggressive attidude here), please step up and say it...that, my friends
is all i really want, ok?
You're only battling yourself, and I'm unsure what good it does you. If
you want to have others "step up" and be a part of the Dan Stearns Show
and it's search for a plot, characters and narrative, you'll likely
need to call them by name as you have Tony and myself, wrap it in
invective and push it in their eye.
I'm sure you'll then get responses from them.
--
Those who wish to sing always find a song. -- Swedish proverb
d***@yahoo.com
2013-09-21 02:34:48 UTC
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I want you guys to carry on here and do what you do, but there are a few of you who i think have some soul-searching and inventory taking and, perhaps even applogising to to. For over ten years I posted here. I've seen the world change a lot in that 10-plus years, and a lot of that, for some godbeknownst reason came to the surface here of all places.

But if you look back with a little care, you'll see a line of good people who exited this little funneling nastiness and decay of civil discourse and critical thinking and, for God's sake, some common sense and manners. For me the watershed moment of clarity came from a particularly nasty individual here some of you to this day still defend, and a certain truly outstanding northern european guitarist who came to my defense in a moment of profound clarity, and then left as i did shorty later.

With a few of you, and one guy in particular, Gerry, i never quite gave up trying to mend fences and talk sense, but he eventually killfilied me as he always does like a child in a temper tantrum when faced with just the slightest bit of uphill road... that was it. I came back, in defense of first and foremost, MYSELF, who oooooh so many of you pooooh-hoooed out your ass with less talent than i care to talk about...but i also did it for all the good but kind of soft people who politely let bullies and other even far worse things into their children and me as "informed opinions" of "normal" "good" people.....well, i ain't playing around anymore, and I will undress anyone foolish enough to tell me i'm wrong here....until it all goes quiet.....then you motherfuckers, will do whatever the fuck you want.
Daniel
Post by d***@yahoo.com
BTW, if you've ever watched the movie Pulp Fiction, you'll know the bad mother fucker wallet reference. In my back pocket i carry a wallet too, it was my Grandfather's, and it is ingraved with his initials: AJR, papa, Anthony Rodrigues...he was a soldier and a cop, and he was a bad-ass motherfucker too...and every day i get on my knees and i pray he sees what i'm doing down here on his behalf.....that's me, ok
Post by d***@yahoo.com
Carry on...okay, and if all this was fluff,gibberish and nonsense....well, i can't help you.Honestly, it really is that fuckin simple. I am down with the Sriners; or at least the ones who get were it came from and what it's supposed to be representing properly. I live by that code, and i'll move on living by it hoping you guys get it together
respect- Daniel Anthony Stearns
Post by d***@yahoo.com
This aout setting the record straight... now we all tend to drop that little love note on each other from time to time, but as the culture is so soft, well ,so is the message. In my case I had a grandmother who knew better and wasn't afraid to tell my punk-ass so in a way that the punk-ass could't rightfully refute without resigning his balls and collecting his pension...get it? What she also showed me was unconditional love, and in the end, that's what saved this dude's life....is that the type of honesty you guys can understand? If not, please stand up and tell me otherwise, or i really ain't got a lot to add now, as it is all lid out in plain english in one thread with a cast of charecters others will have to suss out on their own
respect-Daniel
Post by d***@yahoo.com
TRUTH: I only run into guys like Lord Rollo on the street, that's shit's over quick, and someone of us two or both got the tatoos to prove that happened with missing teeth and such....guys like TD, i only run into at work, because there ass woulda got its due on the street by that age. So with concieted pricks like him, I beat them itellectually and morally,though it usually is a war of attrition...but i'm good at that shit, and i'm too smart and too much in the right in the end, so they get theirs eventually. Guys like you i only meet here and at the open mics and coffee shops and art galleries and college rooms....ok? Are you following me? After that it's a longer and harder story, because generally i DON'T have any animosity to those guys like you. However, if provoked and duly insulted, I will do the same kung-fu i do everywhere lse i meet intollerance and missplaced egos....now, if all that ain't spit'clean clear then we really DON'T have anything elsae to talk about and i'm all groovy with that dude, ok?
respect- Daniel
Post by d***@yahoo.com
Gerry, if i were cut from your cloth, i'd laugh you off, and that would be that i guess. But i've bent over backwards to let you know i dig you as a human heart, but you're not worth my time to hate on by arguing aesthetics....get it? Now a guy like Bruno, who i called out on his own actions and nothing more, well, where is he? Or anyone else of that stature who who stand for this bullshit? Do you think i enjoy coming in here and wallowing in this kind of business....really? No, i said who i do it for: ME and nybody else like me who doesn't have the street experience of standing up for themselves to you guys, and my children....that's it. You disrespected me time and time again with your own mouth. For my part, i simply decided to cut the bullshit out of the chain and talk real life....now not everybody is ready for that understandably, but maybe ,just maybe, yhey ought to watch what they say and who they hang around with a little closer....does anybody NOT get that?
Daniel
Post by d***@yahoo.com
Gerry Scott-Moore:closer, but not quite....keep reading, you're getting there at least
Daniel Stearns
Post by Gerry
Post by d***@yahoo.com
BTW, you already said your say,
And you haven't?
Post by d***@yahoo.com
...let someone else come up here and read this little opera here...i
mean, my kung-fu is the best of course, but I'm fighting...what, 5 guys
at once....alone...thinking on my feet with my thoughts and my
words.....hmm, ok, if there actually is anybody out there with a brain
who has something of value to say (besides commenting on my presently
aggressive attidude here), please step up and say it...that, my friends
is all i really want, ok?
You're only battling yourself, and I'm unsure what good it does you. If
you want to have others "step up" and be a part of the Dan Stearns Show
and it's search for a plot, characters and narrative, you'll likely
need to call them by name as you have Tony and myself, wrap it in
invective and push it in their eye.
I'm sure you'll then get responses from them.
--
Those who wish to sing always find a song. -- Swedish proverb
Lord Valve
2013-09-21 15:22:08 UTC
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Post by d***@yahoo.com
I want you guys to carry on here and do what you do, but there are a few of you who i think have some soul-searching and inventory taking and, perhaps even applogising to to. For over ten years I posted here. I've seen the world change a lot in that 10-plus years, and a lot of that, for some godbeknownst reason came to the surface here of all places.
But if you look back with a little care, you'll see a line of good people who exited this little funneling nastiness and decay of civil discourse and critical thinking and, for God's sake, some common sense and manners. For me the watershed moment of clarity came from a particularly nasty individual here some of you to this day still defend, and a certain truly outstanding northern european guitarist who came to my defense in a moment of profound clarity, and then left as i did shorty later.
With a few of you, and one guy in particular, Gerry, i never quite gave up trying to mend fences and talk sense, but he eventually killfilied me as he always does like a child in a temper tantrum when faced with just the slightest bit of uphill road... that was it. I came back, in defense of first and foremost, MYSELF, who oooooh so many of you pooooh-hoooed out your ass with less talent than i care to talk about...but i also did it for all the good but kind of soft people who politely let bullies and other even far worse things into their children and me as "informed opinions" of "normal" "good" people.....well, i ain't playing around anymore, and I will undress anyone foolish enough to tell me i'm wrong here....until it all goes quiet.....then you motherfuckers, will do whatever the fuck you want.
Daniel
Ruh-oh...Scooby see bad-ass! Rook out!
Lord Valve
2013-09-20 18:14:59 UTC
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Post by d***@yahoo.com
Now a guy like Bruno, who i called out on his own actions and nothing more, well, where is he?
Probably doing a session with some guys YOU have to pay to get in to see.
Post by d***@yahoo.com
Do you think i enjoy coming in here and wallowing in this kind of business....really?
...

Wow...so, the DEVIL clicked yer mouse when you weren't
lookin', and HERE YOU ARE! Man, that's *heavy*!

http://nexua.org/niji/butthurt-form/


The Eeeeeevyyylll VLAVE
Organist
Gerry
2013-09-20 17:24:58 UTC
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Post by d***@yahoo.com
This is the usual soft serve guys like Gerry try to feed you as caring
and informed opinions.
Instead of my "secret agenda" of malevolence, insult and angst? How
clever of me.
Post by d***@yahoo.com
I'm ok, a bit insulted...hmmm, yeah, i guess. But it all went down from
day one exactly as i knew it would and you all have to live with your
words and the dude up in your head they are supposedly wired to. It's
really that simple.....take a walk, have a smoke... and have another
listen....another look...read....learn, etc. I know, not likely, but
rather kind of me given the present company i think, no?
I don't know what you're talking about: But again, your pain will not
be provided a balm by your anger, whether vented at us or the world at
large. As best I can understand you're embittered that the
idiosyncratic musical approach you've spent a lifetime inventing goes
generally unappreciated. Somehow you've got it in your mind it's
because it's in this tiny micro-cul-de-sac of your own invention, but
that is not the problem.

Flash: Most of our music and efforts go unappreciated. We don't need to
pummel one another for that sad fact of life. Jazz guitarists, a
grouping that clearly doesn't include you, are alread a tiny little
unappreciated niche and though it may occasionally keep us awake at
night that we should picked another instrument, field of endeavor or
passion we keep on doing what pleases us and derive what pleasure we
can despite not receiving much notice. Why can't you?
--
Those who wish to sing always find a song. -- Swedish proverb
Gerry
2013-09-20 04:32:34 UTC
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Post by d***@yahoo.com
That ain't gonna happen of course, so here we are, and I must say, for
such a negative little bit of nastiness you girls put out here,
People have been endlessly kind and reserved about their reaction to
your music here, with a couple of exceptions. It's a friggin' jazz
guitar group--you know quite clearly that is not what you do. But here
you are, full of this bitter anger because--what? We don't like your
music. Why don't you just say we pedestrians don't *understand* your
music, and like many other musicians and 95% of music listeners it
makes no sense to us. Pity us and go elsewhere for your marketing.
Consider us "uneducated" in what it is like to be inside Dan Stearns
brain. That would be logical.

So this churning burning misery you attribute to "negative little bit
of nastiness", you are LIVING that for our entertainment. Not very
entertaining. Is your life really so full of angst that you have to
come here and show everyone your ass? We've seen it. It's not our cup
of tea.

Hell, most of the musicians here quibble with *one another's* approach
to pretty much the same music. Are you supposed to be some sort of
"special case" that gets gentle "reserve judgement" about something
*radically* different and get accolades while we are busting one
another's chops? I don't think so.
Post by d***@yahoo.com
I honestly couldn't be happier, as you've quite literally made my day.
Now that's perspective and thinking....I don't really know what to tell
you guys other than that....but hey, goood luck with your own badass
selves....and TD, OMG, you've made me a proud man today my
friend....unfortunately for you, you literally nave no idea,
seriously...
I'm glad you've found happiness. Can you take it somewhere else to eat it?
--
Those who wish to sing always find a song. -- Swedish proverb
Lord Valve
2013-09-19 23:06:30 UTC
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Post by d***@yahoo.com
http://homemademusic.com/daniel_stearns/info_768.php
It is not for everyone of course, but it is 2013 and fusion and quite a few other things happened quite a while back, so if you are at all interested it is a 13min instrumental piece with a lot of changes and a lot of my microtonal guitar playing and what my composing was like way back then---and after that kind of 7/8 intro bit of something like Maggot Brain, it opens up quite a bit too.....
*funny side-note here, my son transcribed the solo when he was only like 13 or 14and i never told him that i had played it backwards, but he got that intuitively, and nailed it pretty well too, so I knew he had quite a bit going on under the hood a bit after that
http://renewablemusic.blogspot.com/2012/05/stearns-some-visions-are-audible.html
This review is from Daniel J Wolf's (composer/educator) blog.
And you know, there are dozens and dozens of others too going back thirty, and i don't exactly pay these people (or in most cases know them) to write these things....hmm, must just be me, 'ey? Yes, you can lump your same story on them....but how far does that little nastiness go....hmmm.....food for though for you alegedly grown men.
Truthfulness, Compassion and Forbarence
I'm all good, but you old farts outa look a little deeper at the wider world around you that exists far *outside* of your clique/comfort zone.....hmmm, well no, of course not.... but hey, that's not my problem. It was just a post that you could take or leave, you all did a comendable job though, and that does actually prove my point.....which, as it turns out and any (smart, not arm-chair intellectual/hobbyist,like our friend Gerry neutral party would suss out in three seconds .Anyway, for all you folks with something under the hood who might also be trapped here for some god-awfull reason, please excuse the typos and i'll see you in a brighter place.....ha
It's fucking crap.

Of course, we've been down this road with you before...
you've posted shit that sounded like it was played by
an intoxicated monkey, and then raved about how
fuckin' wonderful it all was. Sure, there are other
obsessed microtonal wankers out there who are
every bit as tonedeaf/bonkers as you are - Neil
Haverstank, for instance - who will listen and smile,
because to do otherwise would get them ousted from
the club, and then they'd have to change the Secret
Handshake and everything. Bummer!

Feh.

People who see musical worth in shit like you produce
remind me of toad-lickers, a bent little drug cult made
up of idjits who aren't even together enough to find real
dope. I mean, who was the first dude who decided, "Hey,
I think I'll lick this disgusting little animal and see what
happens..." What the fuck was he thinking, eh? And what
the fuck were YOU thinking when you recorded that laughable
piece of sonic shit that you posted? Was dope involved?
Toads? Jenkem? Whatever possessed you to beat some
hapless piano out of tune with a sledgehammer and then play
it with boxing gloves on whilst facing the wrong direction? Don't
try to tell me how rarefied and cerebral your pile of audible
excrement is, don't tell me I'm low-class and don't "get" it, that
I'm just not hip enough to understand it, that I lack the ear to hear
all the subtle nuances and mystical textures and wankity-wankity-
WANK, you ain't foolin' anyone but other twisted wierdos into thinkin'
that mess is even remotely musical. And BTW - don't forget to post
this over to wherever it is the rest of your girlfriends hang out so you
can all have a good cry about that mean old organ player in Denver.
Stick those ghastly shimmerings up your seven-limit hiney, wanker...


Lord Valve
Organist
Gerry
2013-09-20 04:21:06 UTC
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And you know, there are dozens and dozens of others too going back
thirty, and i don't exactly pay these people (or in most cases know
them) to write these things....hmm, must just be me, 'ey? Yes, you can
lump your same story on them....but how far does that little nastiness
go....hmmm.....food for though for you alegedly grown men.
What is is that you want?
Post by d***@yahoo.com
As far as the responses here go, you guys really ought to get out of
your own asses once and a while and see what the rest of the world
smells like...
Would that lead us to microtonal music? We live with our heads outside
our asses; in this way we can make a connection to the outside world
using more-or-less universal values of symmetry, logic, aesthetics.
Sound familar? Or confusing?
Post by d***@yahoo.com
And man, a dude like TD (who i knew from day one was softer than
softserve and ego-trippin on top) should watch the company he keeps
with the other two low grade clown-cars here, but I think the old Three
of a perfect Pair, or accidents happen in threes applies...if not, then
the rest of you bozos out there should line up and be counted,
honestly...man,you are what you eat, and the company you keep can't
help either...
Is this making your music more tolerable? Is personal invective really
the way you defend your music?
Post by d***@yahoo.com
which, as it turns out and any (smart, not arm-chair
intellectual/hobbyist,like our friend Gerry neutral party would suss
out in three seconds .Anyway, for all you folks with something under
the hood who might also be trapped here for some god-awfull reason,
please excuse the typos and i'll see you in a brighter place.....ha
You clearly are in a lot of pain. There's nothing we can do for that.
--
Those who wish to sing always find a song. -- Swedish proverb
d***@yahoo.com
2013-09-20 04:32:36 UTC
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did i actually say that you had critical thinking skills? Oh my, I hope not, if so, please retract.....boys boys boys....my god, have you no dignity?
Post by Gerry
Post by d***@yahoo.com
And you know, there are dozens and dozens of others too going back
thirty, and i don't exactly pay these people (or in most cases know
them) to write these things....hmm, must just be me, 'ey? Yes, you can
lump your same story on them....but how far does that little nastiness
go....hmmm.....food for though for you alegedly grown men.
What is is that you want?
Post by d***@yahoo.com
As far as the responses here go, you guys really ought to get out of
your own asses once and a while and see what the rest of the world
smells like...
Would that lead us to microtonal music? We live with our heads outside
our asses; in this way we can make a connection to the outside world
using more-or-less universal values of symmetry, logic, aesthetics.
Sound familar? Or confusing?
Post by d***@yahoo.com
And man, a dude like TD (who i knew from day one was softer than
softserve and ego-trippin on top) should watch the company he keeps
with the other two low grade clown-cars here, but I think the old Three
of a perfect Pair, or accidents happen in threes applies...if not, then
the rest of you bozos out there should line up and be counted,
honestly...man,you are what you eat, and the company you keep can't
help either...
Is this making your music more tolerable? Is personal invective really
the way you defend your music?
Post by d***@yahoo.com
which, as it turns out and any (smart, not arm-chair
intellectual/hobbyist,like our friend Gerry neutral party would suss
out in three seconds .Anyway, for all you folks with something under
the hood who might also be trapped here for some god-awfull reason,
please excuse the typos and i'll see you in a brighter place.....ha
You clearly are in a lot of pain. There's nothing we can do for that.
--
Those who wish to sing always find a song. -- Swedish proverb
Gerry
2013-09-20 16:59:02 UTC
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did i actually say that you had critical thinking skills? Oh my, I hope
not, if so, please retract.....boys boys boys....my god, have you no
dignity?
Cute, snarky insult. To what end?
--
Those who wish to sing always find a song. -- Swedish proverb
d***@yahoo.com
2013-09-20 17:17:57 UTC
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Gerry, you already know that i consider you head and shoulders above a guy like Wittaker as both a man and a thinker and especially a civil dude, but christ...that's not saying much. You've rode me up and down one side and the other over the years.One day you even called me a genius...go look it up, it was for this solo guitar piece way back when doug wambly was here, and even he and a few others i won't mention who aren't here anymore seemed to get that it was pretty legit; cool at the very least. Yet, over the years you've tried to lecture to me on this and that, and evertime i said, "hey...wooooh, wait a minute here, what about ___ and _____?" You blew me off with your credentials. I call that cowardise. I like you to a point, but sir....you ain't all that, and while that's what you (and others) are trying to tell me, I'm pretty ok with where i'm at all the way baby....ok. Now if that is too honest, welll............................................(?)
Daniel Stearns
Post by Gerry
Post by d***@yahoo.com
did i actually say that you had critical thinking skills? Oh my, I hope
not, if so, please retract.....boys boys boys....my god, have you no
dignity?
Cute, snarky insult. To what end?
--
Those who wish to sing always find a song. -- Swedish proverb
Lord Valve
2013-09-20 17:33:44 UTC
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Gerry, you already know that i consider you head and shoulders above a guy like Wittaker as both a man and a thinker and especially a civil dude, but christ...that's not saying much. You've rode me up and down one side and the other over the years.One day you even called me a genius...go look it up, it was for this solo guitar piece way back when doug wambly was here, and even he and a few others i won't mention who aren't here anymore seemed to get that it was pretty legit; cool at the very least. Yet, over the years you've tried to lecture to me on this and that, and evertime i said, "hey...wooooh, wait a minute here, what about ___ and _____?" You blew me off with your credentials. I call that cowardise. I like you to a point, but sir....you ain't all that, and while that's what you (and others) are trying to tell me, I'm pretty ok with where i'm at all the way baby....ok. Now if that is too honest, welll............................................(?)
Daniel Stearns
Dude! Use this quick, before it expires: http://nexua.org/niji/butthurt-form/

No need for thanks...


Lord Valve
Organist
Gerry
2013-09-20 17:46:08 UTC
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Post by d***@yahoo.com
Gerry, you already know that i consider you head and shoulders above a
guy like Wittaker as both a man and a thinker and especially a civil
dude, but christ...that's not saying much.
So far it doesn't seem to be saying anything.
Post by d***@yahoo.com
You've rode me up and down one side and the other over the years.
I don't know what that means. I've asked you lots of questions about
the way in which you work, by which your aesthetics are formed, the
intent of your self-expression and what you percieve as your audience.
To date you've hardly answered almost none of these questions.
Post by d***@yahoo.com
One day you even called me a genius...go look it up.
If you pull quote; I'd still believe you doctored it: I don't call
anybody "genius"Ω; that's a pet peeve of mine. If you read any of my
posts, instead of skimming for your own name, you'd likely know that.
It came after 20 years of every pop artist,--Hendrix/Beatles/Dylan/Joni
Mitchell/Clapton etc.--being called "genius". I reserve the word for
about 10 people in the last century and I don't think any were
musicians. That's just me.
Post by d***@yahoo.com
it was for this solo guitar piece way back when doug wambly was here,
and even he and a few others i won't mention who aren't here anymore
seemed to get that it was pretty legit; cool at the very least. Yet,
over the years you've tried to lecture to me on this and that, and
evertime i said, "hey...wooooh, wait a minute here, what about ___ and
_____?" You blew me off with your credentials.
I'mpossible: I have no credentials! Unless you call touring in motel
bands and working in a couple of pit orchestras "credentials". I don't.
See, you're just making shit up now: I called you a genius and lorded
over you with my non-existant credentials. At least fabricate something
credible!
Post by d***@yahoo.com
I call that cowardise. I like you to a point, but sir....you ain't all
that, and while that's what you (and others) are trying to tell me, I'm
pretty ok with where i'm at all the way baby....ok. Now if that is too
honest,...
No, it's not honest: It's self-serving, false "recollections", and I've
concluded after reading it repeatedly, incomprehensible.

I'll have to kill file you now. It's too bad really. I think you have
something to offer--despite the good/bad aspects of your art. Let's
face it, I don't really care to talk too much about the best gauge of D
string, how to set pole-pieces or replacing the tubes on my amp. I
can't get the head of steam up that I once could to do the Goldstein
analysis with chords and scales. But aesthetics and concepts and
personal approaches; musics outside jazz that can inform our playing,
ways to expand our artistic vision--that's the stuff I generally care
more about discussing.

It would seem you'd prefer that too. But no, you prefer to talk about
the participants. I don't have anything more to say about the Dan
Stearns Show. It doesn't know whether it wants to be a comedy or drama,
a documentary or a fantasy. It's too much work with no payback.
--
Those who wish to sing always find a song. -- Swedish proverb
Lord Valve
2013-09-20 17:23:55 UTC
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Post by d***@yahoo.com
did i actually say that you had critical thinking skills? Oh my, I hope
not, if so, please retract.....boys boys boys....my god, have you no
dignity?
Cute, snarky insult. To what end?
Man, you're like, El Seven, dig?

There are so many levels and subtle harmonies in
that insult that you just can't comprehend it, certainly
not on the level upon which it was delivered. Here,
lemme hip ya...

Wynton Marsalis dies and goes to Heaven. While
he's waiting for St. Peter to interrogate him, he
notices a scruffy-looking dude hopping around,
playing an out-of-tune harmonica and beating
on a dented aluminum pot with a wooden spoon
and looking down his nose at everyone. Wynton
turns to a nearby angel and asks, "What's up with
that wierdo over there?" The angel replies, "Shhhhh!
That's just God - he thinks he's Daniel Anthony Stearns."


Lord Valve
Organist
Joey Goldstein
2013-09-20 12:03:11 UTC
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http://homemademusic.com/daniel_stearns/info_768.php
It is not for everyone of course, but it is 2013 and fusion and quite a few other things happened quite a while back, so if you are at all interested it is a 13min instrumental piece with a lot of changes and a lot of my microtonal guitar playing and what my composing was like way back then---and after that kind of 7/8 intro bit of something like Maggot Brain, it opens up quite a bit too.....
*funny side-note here, my son transcribed the solo when he was only like 13 or 14and i never told him that i had played it backwards, but he got that intuitively, and nailed it pretty well too, so I knew he had quite a bit going on under the hood a bit after that
Like all your stuff, not an easy listen.
Reminds me of some of Zappa's stuff.
Metheny's Song X too.
Definitely passionate.
Interesting sense of organization.
Interesting the way it evolves.
Certain types of metal-heads probably like this piece a lot what with
the distorted guitar and all.

Not saying *I* like it or will ever listen to it again. :-)
You're always you and I appreciate that.

Ignore the haters and the pack mentality here.
Those guys are just being dicks.
If you don't like this stuff, feel free to say so (it's posted in a
public forum after-all) then move on.
There's no need for all the personal and psychological attacks.
It doesn't make Dan look bad.
It makes you look bad.
--
Joey Goldstein
<http://www.joeygoldstein.com>
<http://www.cdbaby.com/Artist/JoeyGoldstein>
Lord Valve
2013-09-20 12:31:48 UTC
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Post by d***@yahoo.com
http://homemademusic.com/daniel_stearns/info_768.php
It is not for everyone of course, but it is 2013 and fusion and quite a few other things happened quite a while back, so if you are at all interested it is a 13min instrumental piece with a lot of changes and a lot of my microtonal guitar playing and what my composing was like way back then---and after that kind of 7/8 intro bit of something like Maggot Brain, it opens up quite a bit too.....
*funny side-note here, my son transcribed the solo when he was only like 13 or 14and i never told him that i had played it backwards, but he got that intuitively, and nailed it pretty well too, so I knew he had quite a bit going on under the hood a bit after that
Like all your stuff, not an easy listen.
Reminds me of some of Zappa's stuff.
Metheny's Song X too.
Definitely passionate.
Interesting sense of organization.
Interesting the way it evolves.
Certain types of metal-heads probably like this piece a lot what with
the distorted guitar and all.
Not saying *I* like it or will ever listen to it again. :-)
You're always you and I appreciate that.
Ignore the haters and the pack mentality here.
Those guys are just being dicks.
If you don't like this stuff, feel free to say so (it's posted in a
public forum after-all) then move on.
There's no need for all the personal and psychological attacks.
It doesn't make Dan look bad.
It makes you look bad.
It's fucking crap. <shrug>

Lord Valve
Organist
j***@gmail.com
2013-09-20 12:40:03 UTC
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Hello Guitar Forum.... My name is Joseph Benzola. I am a drummer-percussionist working in the realm of open improvisation. Yes, I know that I'm not a guitarist but Dan and I have been friends and musical associates for the past 15+ years and I thought it was only right that I make a few comments and observations.

As humans, we are want to have our likes and dislikes. One persons heaven is another persons hell but as artists...creative artists, I thought that we would have been a little more open minded! To dismiss Dan as a crazy recluse who doesn't know the first thing about music is a grand mistake. I have heard Dan play in all types of formats, from bop with changes to the music that you are listening to now. Though he considers himself "self taught", he is non the less a highly schooled musician-composer-guitarist. Yes Dan knows the basics and he knows standard western theory but he has forged ahead and created his own vocabulary and sonic universe. Is that a bad thing? Isn't this what Bird did? Monk? Coltrane? Varese? Would you dismiss them as "caca". Armstrong dismissed bop as "Chinese Music" so maybe you would... that is your own prerogative.

I guess the problem here is that the piece he posted was not "Jazz". Can someone here please tell me what jazz is? Is it Jelly Roll Morton? Louis Armstrong? Parker? Monk? Miles? Sun Ra? Wynton? Taylor?
If there are no changes...does it cease to be jazz? No steady pulse? Modal? Atonal? If we are to go by what I think your definition is, we might have a very narrow margin of sounds that would be approved!

Dans playing does not sound like Charlie Christian, or Joe Pass, or Jim Hall... but I can hear the influence of these players on him plus John McLaughlin (Is he a jazz guitarist??), Sonny Sharrock (Is he a jazz guitarist???), Derek Bailey (Wait... I know the answer to this!)... All filtered through the vision of Ives.

I think that the intro to Dans piece is BEAUTIFUL! It reminds me quite a bit of Trane's out of tempo ballad work such as "Welcome' or "Love". The way the guitar bends and wraps around the piano chords. The SOUND... The FEELING.... I cannot dismiss this. You don't have to like it... But you cannot dismiss it as garbage... Shame on you all for feeling that way!!! Please post your music so I can have a listen. And yes.... I understand that when you post your music in public that it is subject to criticism... that is absolutely fair. But to be INCREDIBLY mean spirited and say nothing of value is a shame. Aren't you guys musicians? You mean you cannot appreciate or find value in art that is out of your comfort zone? Maybe Dan should not have posted this piece to this particular group but conversely... why not???? Again Lord Valve and company.... Where is your music?????

I'll leave you with this quote....

"Well, that is one of the main causes of this arrogance-the idea of power. Then
you loose your true power, which is to be part of all, and the only way you can
be part of all is to understand it. And when you don't understand, you have to
go humbly to it. You don't go to school and say, "I know what you're going
to teach me".

-John Coltrane-

Thanks for allowing me to post my thoughts here. A good weekend to all.

Best regards,
Joseph Benzola
Lord Valve
2013-09-20 14:04:07 UTC
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Hello Guitar Forum....
...

Well boy howdy, looky here - Stearns ported his whine-fest
to another forum, and his pack of angry girlfriends is starting
to show up to mount his defense.
Post by j***@gmail.com
My name is Joseph Benzola. I am a drummer-percussionist working
in the realm of open improvisation. Yes, I know that I'm not a guitarist
but Dan and I have been friends and musical associates for the past
15+ years and I thought it was only right that I make a few comments
and observations.

Post by j***@gmail.com
As humans,
Speak for yourself. I'm a Bioflavonoid from Beta Carotene.
Post by j***@gmail.com
we are want to have our likes and dislikes. One persons heaven is
another persons hell but as artists...creative artists, I thought that
we would have been a little more open minded!
...

Arteests - that would include painters, writers, photographers,
dancers, musicians, rock guitarists (not at all the same thing,
but...), poets, sculptors, singers (did y'all know that singers
have to join the actors union, or at least, used to?) and even
drummers have been waging critical war on each other since
before recorded history. Anyone who has a mind to can find
artistic feuds of epic proportion going back to the dawn of time.
Peeing lustily upon "compositions" (note that the root word here
is "compost") that do not find favor with the purveyor of the peewee
is a time-honored tradition, and not to be lightly dismissed.
The fact that a charter member of the Obsessed Microtonal
Wankers Society has his nose out of joint over some well-
deserved derision engendered by his sonic poo shouldn't
stop anyone from rendering an opinion, negative or positive.
(Won't find too many of the latter, I would reckon, save among
Stearns' hormonal girlfriends. It is, come to think of it, the time
of the full moon, which might explain much.)
Post by j***@gmail.com
To dismiss Dan as a crazy recluse
...

That's not a dismissal, it's simply an accurate observation.
The boy is batshit crazy; shit-house rats come off like
William Buckley compared to Stearns.
Post by j***@gmail.com
who doesn't know the first thing about music is a grand mistake.
I have heard Dan play in all types of formats, from bop with
changes to the music that you are listening to now. Though
he considers himself "self taught", he is non the less a highly
schooled musician-composer-guitarist. Yes Dan knows the
basics and he knows standard western theory but he has
forged ahead and created his own vocabulary and sonic universe.
Is that a bad thing? Isn't this what Bird did? Monk? Coltrane?
Varese? Would you dismiss them as "caca". Armstrong
dismissed bop as "Chinese Music" so maybe you would...
that is your own prerogative.
...

No, Armstrong never said that. Cab Calloway said it in
reference to Dizzy Gillespie's gestational proto-bebop
stylings. Diz later stabbed Calloway on the stand. Just
another standard artistic dispute, I suppose.
Post by j***@gmail.com
I guess the problem here is that the piece he posted was
not "Jazz".
The problem here is that the "piece" (perhaps "lump"
is a more accurate term) was not only not jazz, it wasn't
much of anything besides whiny-sounding random slop
puntuated with garbage-truck noises. It's fucking crap.
Post by j***@gmail.com
Can someone here please tell me what jazz is?
It's like porno. You know it when you see (hear) it.
Post by j***@gmail.com
Is it Jelly Roll Morton? Louis Armstrong? Parker? Monk?
Miles? Sun Ra? Wynton? Taylor? If there are no changes...
does it cease to be jazz? No steady pulse? Modal? Atonal?
If we are to go by what I think your definition is, we might have
a very narrow margin of sounds that would be approved!
...

One thing's for sure - it doesn't sound like rabid weasels
fighting in a dumpster, and that's how Stearns' godawful
aural feces sounds.
Post by j***@gmail.com
Dans playing does not sound like Charlie Christian, or Joe
Pass, or Jim Hall... but I can hear the influence of these players
on him plus John McLaughlin (Is he a jazz guitarist??), Sonny
Sharrock (Is he a jazz guitarist???), Derek Bailey (Wait...
I know the answer to this!)... All filtered through the vision of Ives.
Where can I get some of that shit you been smokin', holmes?
Post by j***@gmail.com
I think that the intro to Dans piece is BEAUTIFUL!
See above.
Post by j***@gmail.com
It reminds me quite a bit of Trane's out of tempo ballad work
such as "Welcome' or "Love". The way the guitar bends and
wraps around the piano chords. The SOUND... The FEELING....
I cannot dismiss this.
Try a dose of Ex-Lax.
Post by j***@gmail.com
You don't have to like it... But you cannot dismiss it as garbage...
Sure I can. It's fucking crap.
Post by j***@gmail.com
Shame on you all for feeling that way!!! Please post your music
so I can have a listen.
No. Neener-neener.

(Some sod will put up a link to some five year-old shit
on YouTube I put up for fun. It sucks, I admit it in advance.)
BTW - where's yours? I might point out that I don't need to
be a Cordon Bleu-trained master chef to know that I'm not
going to like a shit sandwich.
Post by j***@gmail.com
And yes.... I understand that when you post your music in
public that it is subject to criticism... that is absolutely fair.
But to be INCREDIBLY mean spirited and say nothing of
value is a shame.
...

Uh-oh...the Mean Spirited Card has been dealt.
Looks like we got us an Obama Voter here...
Post by j***@gmail.com
Aren't you guys musicians?
Whuzzit tooya?
Post by j***@gmail.com
You mean you cannot appreciate or find value in art that is out of your comfort zone?
....

Hey, do you suppose you could get one of the olfactory
experts at Chanel to critique this fart I just cut? I mean,
it's a *smell,* right? Why should he not appreciate an
odor outside his comfor zone?
Post by j***@gmail.com
Maybe Dan should not have posted this piece to this
particular group but conversely... why not???? Again
Lord Valve and company.... Where is your music?????
Where would you like it to be? And - where's yours?
Post by j***@gmail.com
I'll leave you with this quote....
"Well, that is one of the main causes of this arrogance-the idea of power. Then
you loose your true power, which is to be part of all, and the only way you can
be part of all is to understand it. And when you don't understand, you have to
go humbly to it. You don't go to school and say, "I know what you're going
to teach me".
-John Coltrane-
Well, hell...as long as we're quoting famous arteests -

"If somebody told me I had only one hour to live,
I'd spend it choking a white man. I'd do it nice
and slow."

- Miles Davis

Or how about this one:

"Posterity will ne'er survey
a Nobler grave than this:
Here lie the bones of Castlereagh:
Stop, traveller, and piss!"

- Lord Byron, on Lord Castlereagh, c. 1822
Post by j***@gmail.com
Thanks for allowing me to post my thoughts here. A good weekend to all.
Best regards,
Joseph Benzola
Knock yerself out, Hoss.


Lord Valve
Organist
d***@yahoo.com
2013-09-20 15:41:24 UTC
Permalink
The one AND ONLY thing i'll say to you bozo, is that you actually had Jimmy Bruno here jerkin your little dick for you....however, that is to his lasting discrace and not to your benefit...trust me, and if HE don't know any better then he should show his face and try that *shit* now...so that's it for you, and that was for HIM, dig it?
Daniel Anthony Stearns
Post by Lord Valve
Post by j***@gmail.com
Hello Guitar Forum....
...
Well boy howdy, looky here - Stearns ported his whine-fest
to another forum, and his pack of angry girlfriends is starting
to show up to mount his defense.
Post by j***@gmail.com
My name is Joseph Benzola. I am a drummer-percussionist working
in the realm of open improvisation. Yes, I know that I'm not a guitarist
but Dan and I have been friends and musical associates for the past
15+ years and I thought it was only right that I make a few comments
and observations.
http://youtu.be/xvDCa1NJPz0
Post by j***@gmail.com
As humans,
Speak for yourself. I'm a Bioflavonoid from Beta Carotene.
Post by j***@gmail.com
we are want to have our likes and dislikes. One persons heaven is
another persons hell but as artists...creative artists, I thought that
we would have been a little more open minded!
...
Arteests - that would include painters, writers, photographers,
dancers, musicians, rock guitarists (not at all the same thing,
but...), poets, sculptors, singers (did y'all know that singers
have to join the actors union, or at least, used to?) and even
drummers have been waging critical war on each other since
before recorded history. Anyone who has a mind to can find
artistic feuds of epic proportion going back to the dawn of time.
Peeing lustily upon "compositions" (note that the root word here
is "compost") that do not find favor with the purveyor of the peewee
is a time-honored tradition, and not to be lightly dismissed.
The fact that a charter member of the Obsessed Microtonal
Wankers Society has his nose out of joint over some well-
deserved derision engendered by his sonic poo shouldn't
stop anyone from rendering an opinion, negative or positive.
(Won't find too many of the latter, I would reckon, save among
Stearns' hormonal girlfriends. It is, come to think of it, the time
of the full moon, which might explain much.)
Post by j***@gmail.com
To dismiss Dan as a crazy recluse
...
That's not a dismissal, it's simply an accurate observation.
The boy is batshit crazy; shit-house rats come off like
William Buckley compared to Stearns.
Post by j***@gmail.com
who doesn't know the first thing about music is a grand mistake.
I have heard Dan play in all types of formats, from bop with
changes to the music that you are listening to now. Though
he considers himself "self taught", he is non the less a highly
schooled musician-composer-guitarist. Yes Dan knows the
basics and he knows standard western theory but he has
forged ahead and created his own vocabulary and sonic universe.
Is that a bad thing? Isn't this what Bird did? Monk? Coltrane?
Varese? Would you dismiss them as "caca". Armstrong
dismissed bop as "Chinese Music" so maybe you would...
that is your own prerogative.
...
No, Armstrong never said that. Cab Calloway said it in
reference to Dizzy Gillespie's gestational proto-bebop
stylings. Diz later stabbed Calloway on the stand. Just
another standard artistic dispute, I suppose.
Post by j***@gmail.com
I guess the problem here is that the piece he posted was
not "Jazz".
The problem here is that the "piece" (perhaps "lump"
is a more accurate term) was not only not jazz, it wasn't
much of anything besides whiny-sounding random slop
puntuated with garbage-truck noises. It's fucking crap.
Post by j***@gmail.com
Can someone here please tell me what jazz is?
It's like porno. You know it when you see (hear) it.
Post by j***@gmail.com
Is it Jelly Roll Morton? Louis Armstrong? Parker? Monk?
Miles? Sun Ra? Wynton? Taylor? If there are no changes...
does it cease to be jazz? No steady pulse? Modal? Atonal?
If we are to go by what I think your definition is, we might have
a very narrow margin of sounds that would be approved!
...
One thing's for sure - it doesn't sound like rabid weasels
fighting in a dumpster, and that's how Stearns' godawful
aural feces sounds.
Post by j***@gmail.com
Dans playing does not sound like Charlie Christian, or Joe
Pass, or Jim Hall... but I can hear the influence of these players
on him plus John McLaughlin (Is he a jazz guitarist??), Sonny
Sharrock (Is he a jazz guitarist???), Derek Bailey (Wait...
I know the answer to this!)... All filtered through the vision of Ives.
Where can I get some of that shit you been smokin', holmes?
Post by j***@gmail.com
I think that the intro to Dans piece is BEAUTIFUL!
See above.
Post by j***@gmail.com
It reminds me quite a bit of Trane's out of tempo ballad work
such as "Welcome' or "Love". The way the guitar bends and
wraps around the piano chords. The SOUND... The FEELING....
I cannot dismiss this.
Try a dose of Ex-Lax.
Post by j***@gmail.com
You don't have to like it... But you cannot dismiss it as garbage...
Sure I can. It's fucking crap.
Post by j***@gmail.com
Shame on you all for feeling that way!!! Please post your music
so I can have a listen.
No. Neener-neener.
(Some sod will put up a link to some five year-old shit
on YouTube I put up for fun. It sucks, I admit it in advance.)
BTW - where's yours? I might point out that I don't need to
be a Cordon Bleu-trained master chef to know that I'm not
going to like a shit sandwich.
Post by j***@gmail.com
And yes.... I understand that when you post your music in
public that it is subject to criticism... that is absolutely fair.
But to be INCREDIBLY mean spirited and say nothing of
value is a shame.
...
Uh-oh...the Mean Spirited Card has been dealt.
Looks like we got us an Obama Voter here...
Post by j***@gmail.com
Aren't you guys musicians?
Whuzzit tooya?
Post by j***@gmail.com
You mean you cannot appreciate or find value in art that is out of your comfort zone?
....
Hey, do you suppose you could get one of the olfactory
experts at Chanel to critique this fart I just cut? I mean,
it's a *smell,* right? Why should he not appreciate an
odor outside his comfor zone?
Post by j***@gmail.com
Maybe Dan should not have posted this piece to this
particular group but conversely... why not???? Again
Lord Valve and company.... Where is your music?????
Where would you like it to be? And - where's yours?
Post by j***@gmail.com
I'll leave you with this quote....
"Well, that is one of the main causes of this arrogance-the idea of power. Then
you loose your true power, which is to be part of all, and the only way you can
be part of all is to understand it. And when you don't understand, you have to
go humbly to it. You don't go to school and say, "I know what you're going
to teach me".
-John Coltrane-
Well, hell...as long as we're quoting famous arteests -
"If somebody told me I had only one hour to live,
I'd spend it choking a white man. I'd do it nice
and slow."
- Miles Davis
"Posterity will ne'er survey
Stop, traveller, and piss!"
- Lord Byron, on Lord Castlereagh, c. 1822
Post by j***@gmail.com
Thanks for allowing me to post my thoughts here. A good weekend to all.
Best regards,
Joseph Benzola
Knock yerself out, Hoss.
Lord Valve
Organist
d***@yahoo.com
2013-09-20 16:00:53 UTC
Permalink
One thing i'd like to add to that for the general listening audience, and specifically for those of you like TONY who have now decide to slither away on the "he's a loon" easy escapr hatch hoping no one might actually go back and take a close look at all of the above about what I and THEY have actually said or done here.... well I mentioned Jimmy Bruno. I know his playing well. He's no one i'm interested in besides the obviouse fucking RESPECT I have for him as a master of the instrument we allegedly all play here....and people, for the LOVE OF GOD-------*THAT* is what this is all about: fundamentally understanding THAT difference inside one's own self and acting accordingly.....is all that really too difficult for grown men (some of you who get paid for this garbage and perhaps even pass it along a sage advive to innocents and the unsuspecting and otherwise unablt to tell the difference) to understand? That is the shit I want to talk about always....and for anyone who goes back and follows this littele social study lesson,well god damn, that dude might actually have something called human dignity and smarts....a lot of you here think yoiu got both in great abundance and especially all over me.....really? Are you fucking even kidding....go back...listen to MY POST,. READ WHAT I WROTE. It's all there if anyone actually gives a fuck anymore
Post by d***@yahoo.com
The one AND ONLY thing i'll say to you bozo, is that you actually had Jimmy Bruno here jerkin your little dick for you....however, that is to his lasting discrace and not to your benefit...trust me, and if HE don't know any better then he should show his face and try that *shit* now...so that's it for you, and that was for HIM, dig it?
Daniel Anthony Stearns
Post by Lord Valve
Post by j***@gmail.com
Hello Guitar Forum....
...
Well boy howdy, looky here - Stearns ported his whine-fest
to another forum, and his pack of angry girlfriends is starting
to show up to mount his defense.
Post by j***@gmail.com
My name is Joseph Benzola. I am a drummer-percussionist working
in the realm of open improvisation. Yes, I know that I'm not a guitarist
but Dan and I have been friends and musical associates for the past
15+ years and I thought it was only right that I make a few comments
and observations.
http://youtu.be/xvDCa1NJPz0
Post by j***@gmail.com
As humans,
Speak for yourself. I'm a Bioflavonoid from Beta Carotene.
Post by j***@gmail.com
we are want to have our likes and dislikes. One persons heaven is
another persons hell but as artists...creative artists, I thought that
we would have been a little more open minded!
...
Arteests - that would include painters, writers, photographers,
dancers, musicians, rock guitarists (not at all the same thing,
but...), poets, sculptors, singers (did y'all know that singers
have to join the actors union, or at least, used to?) and even
drummers have been waging critical war on each other since
before recorded history. Anyone who has a mind to can find
artistic feuds of epic proportion going back to the dawn of time.
Peeing lustily upon "compositions" (note that the root word here
is "compost") that do not find favor with the purveyor of the peewee
is a time-honored tradition, and not to be lightly dismissed.
The fact that a charter member of the Obsessed Microtonal
Wankers Society has his nose out of joint over some well-
deserved derision engendered by his sonic poo shouldn't
stop anyone from rendering an opinion, negative or positive.
(Won't find too many of the latter, I would reckon, save among
Stearns' hormonal girlfriends. It is, come to think of it, the time
of the full moon, which might explain much.)
Post by j***@gmail.com
To dismiss Dan as a crazy recluse
...
That's not a dismissal, it's simply an accurate observation.
The boy is batshit crazy; shit-house rats come off like
William Buckley compared to Stearns.
Post by j***@gmail.com
who doesn't know the first thing about music is a grand mistake.
I have heard Dan play in all types of formats, from bop with
changes to the music that you are listening to now. Though
he considers himself "self taught", he is non the less a highly
schooled musician-composer-guitarist. Yes Dan knows the
basics and he knows standard western theory but he has
forged ahead and created his own vocabulary and sonic universe.
Is that a bad thing? Isn't this what Bird did? Monk? Coltrane?
Varese? Would you dismiss them as "caca". Armstrong
dismissed bop as "Chinese Music" so maybe you would...
that is your own prerogative.
...
No, Armstrong never said that. Cab Calloway said it in
reference to Dizzy Gillespie's gestational proto-bebop
stylings. Diz later stabbed Calloway on the stand. Just
another standard artistic dispute, I suppose.
Post by j***@gmail.com
I guess the problem here is that the piece he posted was
not "Jazz".
The problem here is that the "piece" (perhaps "lump"
is a more accurate term) was not only not jazz, it wasn't
much of anything besides whiny-sounding random slop
puntuated with garbage-truck noises. It's fucking crap.
Post by j***@gmail.com
Can someone here please tell me what jazz is?
It's like porno. You know it when you see (hear) it.
Post by j***@gmail.com
Is it Jelly Roll Morton? Louis Armstrong? Parker? Monk?
Miles? Sun Ra? Wynton? Taylor? If there are no changes...
does it cease to be jazz? No steady pulse? Modal? Atonal?
If we are to go by what I think your definition is, we might have
a very narrow margin of sounds that would be approved!
...
One thing's for sure - it doesn't sound like rabid weasels
fighting in a dumpster, and that's how Stearns' godawful
aural feces sounds.
Post by j***@gmail.com
Dans playing does not sound like Charlie Christian, or Joe
Pass, or Jim Hall... but I can hear the influence of these players
on him plus John McLaughlin (Is he a jazz guitarist??), Sonny
Sharrock (Is he a jazz guitarist???), Derek Bailey (Wait...
I know the answer to this!)... All filtered through the vision of Ives.
Where can I get some of that shit you been smokin', holmes?
Post by j***@gmail.com
I think that the intro to Dans piece is BEAUTIFUL!
See above.
Post by j***@gmail.com
It reminds me quite a bit of Trane's out of tempo ballad work
such as "Welcome' or "Love". The way the guitar bends and
wraps around the piano chords. The SOUND... The FEELING....
I cannot dismiss this.
Try a dose of Ex-Lax.
Post by j***@gmail.com
You don't have to like it... But you cannot dismiss it as garbage...
Sure I can. It's fucking crap.
Post by j***@gmail.com
Shame on you all for feeling that way!!! Please post your music
so I can have a listen.
No. Neener-neener.
(Some sod will put up a link to some five year-old shit
on YouTube I put up for fun. It sucks, I admit it in advance.)
BTW - where's yours? I might point out that I don't need to
be a Cordon Bleu-trained master chef to know that I'm not
going to like a shit sandwich.
Post by j***@gmail.com
And yes.... I understand that when you post your music in
public that it is subject to criticism... that is absolutely fair.
But to be INCREDIBLY mean spirited and say nothing of
value is a shame.
...
Uh-oh...the Mean Spirited Card has been dealt.
Looks like we got us an Obama Voter here...
Post by j***@gmail.com
Aren't you guys musicians?
Whuzzit tooya?
Post by j***@gmail.com
You mean you cannot appreciate or find value in art that is out of your comfort zone?
....
Hey, do you suppose you could get one of the olfactory
experts at Chanel to critique this fart I just cut? I mean,
it's a *smell,* right? Why should he not appreciate an
odor outside his comfor zone?
Post by j***@gmail.com
Maybe Dan should not have posted this piece to this
particular group but conversely... why not???? Again
Lord Valve and company.... Where is your music?????
Where would you like it to be? And - where's yours?
Post by j***@gmail.com
I'll leave you with this quote....
"Well, that is one of the main causes of this arrogance-the idea of power. Then
you loose your true power, which is to be part of all, and the only way you can
be part of all is to understand it. And when you don't understand, you have to
go humbly to it. You don't go to school and say, "I know what you're going
to teach me".
-John Coltrane-
Well, hell...as long as we're quoting famous arteests -
"If somebody told me I had only one hour to live,
I'd spend it choking a white man. I'd do it nice
and slow."
- Miles Davis
"Posterity will ne'er survey
Stop, traveller, and piss!"
- Lord Byron, on Lord Castlereagh, c. 1822
Post by j***@gmail.com
Thanks for allowing me to post my thoughts here. A good weekend to all.
Best regards,
Joseph Benzola
Knock yerself out, Hoss.
Lord Valve
Organist
Lord Valve
2013-09-20 16:43:34 UTC
Permalink
It's all there if anyone actually gives a fuck anymore.
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Lord Valve
2013-09-20 16:35:46 UTC
Permalink
Post by d***@yahoo.com
The one AND ONLY thing i'll say to you bozo,
Betcha can't post just ONE....
Post by d***@yahoo.com
is that you actually had Jimmy Bruno here jerkin your
little dick for you...
My little dick?

A penis flame? And here I thought this was gonna be
all artsy-farty an' cerebral-like an' shit...*you* know,
ghostly shimmerings in the seventh limit and stuff...
What would Ives do? Not mention my dick, I'd wager.
Oh, well - such is "art" in the twenty-first century...the
hoi polloi will just have to be content with whatever dribs
and drabs highfalutin' maestros like you deign to, um,
trickle down upon them. My little dick, indeed. <sniff>
Anyone have a Kleenex?
Post by d***@yahoo.com
however, that is to his lasting discrace and not to
your benefit...trust me,
Oh, I do, I *do*! You've been *ever* so accurate up until now...
Post by d***@yahoo.com
and if HE don't know any
better then he should show his face and try that
*shit* now...so that's it for you, and that was for HIM,
dig it?
...

The only thing around here that's getting dug is the big
fat hole you've erected around yourself. No-one has
any idea what you're on about; perhaps we could enlist
the services of a shithouse rat, or Charles Manson or
Hannibal Lecter as a translator.
Post by d***@yahoo.com
Daniel Anthony Stearns
Are you sure?

Dude, you are *so* pWn3D. You need some quality time
with yourself; why not work on that opus you've had on the
back burner for the last twenty years; "Passacaglia and
Fudge for eleven jew's harps and three garbage can lids
in the key of R flatus, after Johann Suggestion Bachs." I
promise we'll all give it a good listen, if you'll provide the
URL and some barf-bags. Mmmmmkay?


Lord Valve
Organist
Post by d***@yahoo.com
Post by Lord Valve
Post by j***@gmail.com
Hello Guitar Forum....
Well boy howdy, looky here - Stearns ported his whine-fest
to another forum, and his pack of angry girlfriends is starting
to show up to mount his defense.
Post by j***@gmail.com
My name is Joseph Benzola. I am a drummer-percussionist working
in the realm of open improvisation. Yes, I know that I'm not a guitarist
but Dan and I have been friends and musical associates for the past
15+ years and I thought it was only right that I make a few comments
and observations.
http://youtu.be/xvDCa1NJPz0
Post by j***@gmail.com
As humans,
Speak for yourself. I'm a Bioflavonoid from Beta Carotene.
Post by j***@gmail.com
we are want to have our likes and dislikes. One persons heaven is
another persons hell but as artists...creative artists, I thought that
we would have been a little more open minded!
Arteests - that would include painters, writers, photographers,
dancers, musicians, rock guitarists (not at all the same thing,
but...), poets, sculptors, singers (did y'all know that singers
have to join the actors union, or at least, used to?) and even
drummers have been waging critical war on each other since
before recorded history. Anyone who has a mind to can find
artistic feuds of epic proportion going back to the dawn of time.
Peeing lustily upon "compositions" (note that the root word here
is "compost") that do not find favor with the purveyor of the peewee
is a time-honored tradition, and not to be lightly dismissed.
The fact that a charter member of the Obsessed Microtonal
Wankers Society has his nose out of joint over some well-
deserved derision engendered by his sonic poo shouldn't
stop anyone from rendering an opinion, negative or positive.
(Won't find too many of the latter, I would reckon, save among
Stearns' hormonal girlfriends. It is, come to think of it, the time
of the full moon, which might explain much.)
Post by j***@gmail.com
To dismiss Dan as a crazy recluse
That's not a dismissal, it's simply an accurate observation.
The boy is batshit crazy; shit-house rats come off like
William Buckley compared to Stearns.
Post by j***@gmail.com
who doesn't know the first thing about music is a grand mistake.
I have heard Dan play in all types of formats, from bop with
changes to the music that you are listening to now. Though
he considers himself "self taught", he is non the less a highly
schooled musician-composer-guitarist. Yes Dan knows the
basics and he knows standard western theory but he has
forged ahead and created his own vocabulary and sonic universe.
Is that a bad thing? Isn't this what Bird did? Monk? Coltrane?
Varese? Would you dismiss them as "caca". Armstrong
dismissed bop as "Chinese Music" so maybe you would...
that is your own prerogative.
No, Armstrong never said that. Cab Calloway said it in
reference to Dizzy Gillespie's gestational proto-bebop
stylings. Diz later stabbed Calloway on the stand. Just
another standard artistic dispute, I suppose.
Post by j***@gmail.com
I guess the problem here is that the piece he posted was
not "Jazz".
The problem here is that the "piece" (perhaps "lump"
is a more accurate term) was not only not jazz, it wasn't
much of anything besides whiny-sounding random slop
puntuated with garbage-truck noises. It's fucking crap.
Post by j***@gmail.com
Can someone here please tell me what jazz is?
It's like porno. You know it when you see (hear) it.
Post by j***@gmail.com
Is it Jelly Roll Morton? Louis Armstrong? Parker? Monk?
Miles? Sun Ra? Wynton? Taylor? If there are no changes...
does it cease to be jazz? No steady pulse? Modal? Atonal?
If we are to go by what I think your definition is, we might have
a very narrow margin of sounds that would be approved.
One thing's for sure - it doesn't sound like rabid weasels
fighting in a dumpster, and that's how Stearns' godawful
aural feces sounds.
Post by j***@gmail.com
Dans playing does not sound like Charlie Christian, or Joe
Pass, or Jim Hall... but I can hear the influence of these players
on him plus John McLaughlin (Is he a jazz guitarist??), Sonny
Sharrock (Is he a jazz guitarist???), Derek Bailey (Wait...
I know the answer to this!)... All filtered through the vision of Ives.
Where can I get some of that shit you been smokin', holmes?
Post by j***@gmail.com
I think that the intro to Dans piece is BEAUTIFUL!
See above.
Post by j***@gmail.com
It reminds me quite a bit of Trane's out of tempo ballad work
such as "Welcome' or "Love". The way the guitar bends and
wraps around the piano chords. The SOUND... The FEELING....
I cannot dismiss this.
Try a dose of Ex-Lax.
Post by j***@gmail.com
You don't have to like it... But you cannot dismiss it as garbage...
Sure I can. It's fucking crap.
Post by j***@gmail.com
Shame on you all for feeling that way!!! Please post your music
so I can have a listen.
No. Neener-neener.
(Some sod will put up a link to some five year-old shit
on YouTube I put up for fun. It sucks, I admit it in advance.)
BTW - where's yours? I might point out that I don't need to
be a Cordon Bleu-trained master chef to know that I'm not
going to like a shit sandwich.
Post by j***@gmail.com
And yes.... I understand that when you post your music in
public that it is subject to criticism... that is absolutely fair.
But to be INCREDIBLY mean spirited and say nothing of
value is a shame.
Uh-oh...the Mean Spirited Card has been dealt.
Looks like we got us an Obama Voter here...
Post by j***@gmail.com
Aren't you guys musicians?
Whuzzit tooya?
Post by j***@gmail.com
You mean you cannot appreciate or find value in art that is out of your comfort zone?
Hey, do you suppose you could get one of the olfactory
experts at Chanel to critique this fart I just cut? I mean,
it's a *smell,* right? Why should he not appreciate an
odor outside his comfort zone?
Post by j***@gmail.com
Maybe Dan should not have posted this piece to this
particular group but conversely... why not???? Again
Lord Valve and company.... Where is your music?????
Where would you like it to be? And - where's yours?
Post by j***@gmail.com
I'll leave you with this quote....
"Well, that is one of the main causes of this arrogance-the idea of power. Then
you loose your true power, which is to be part of all, and the only way you can
be part of all is to understand it. And when you don't understand, you have to
go humbly to it. You don't go to school and say, "I know what you're going
to teach me".
-John Coltrane-
Well, hell...as long as we're quoting famous arteests -
"If somebody told me I had only one hour to live,
I'd spend it choking a white man. I'd do it nice
and slow."
- Miles Davis
"Posterity will ne'er survey
Stop, traveller, and piss!"
- Lord Byron, on Lord Castlereagh, c. 1822
Post by j***@gmail.com
Thanks for allowing me to post my thoughts here. A good weekend to all.
Best regards,
Joseph Benzola
Knock yerself out, Hoss.
Lord Valve
Organist
d***@yahoo.com
2013-09-20 16:38:47 UTC
Permalink
Good to see some people (you and Joey) actually not afraid to sep out for a sec and take a little deeper look at it all...but this one is on me, and i--thanks to my grandmother--got some broad shoulders when i was a boy,so don't drag it out, but don't be afraid to stand and be counted either..BTW, in the great comedy of life (and if you can't laugh, and especially at your own self, folks, then it REALLY is all over) it just occured to me that piece was originally titled "Not Even Love"....as in not evenm love can get above, which i stole from my dear and now deceesed friend, Joe Maneri. Irony and synchronicity make important bedfellows for those who are that sensitive...i fear this world has worn that edge out of most of you shortly after someone got in your ear and you turned out the way you have
Daniel
Post by j***@gmail.com
Hello Guitar Forum.... My name is Joseph Benzola. I am a drummer-percussionist working in the realm of open improvisation. Yes, I know that I'm not a guitarist but Dan and I have been friends and musical associates for the past 15+ years and I thought it was only right that I make a few comments and observations.
As humans, we are want to have our likes and dislikes. One persons heaven is another persons hell but as artists...creative artists, I thought that we would have been a little more open minded! To dismiss Dan as a crazy recluse who doesn't know the first thing about music is a grand mistake. I have heard Dan play in all types of formats, from bop with changes to the music that you are listening to now. Though he considers himself "self taught", he is non the less a highly schooled musician-composer-guitarist. Yes Dan knows the basics and he knows standard western theory but he has forged ahead and created his own vocabulary and sonic universe. Is that a bad thing? Isn't this what Bird did? Monk? Coltrane? Varese? Would you dismiss them as "caca". Armstrong dismissed bop as "Chinese Music" so maybe you would... that is your own prerogative.
I guess the problem here is that the piece he posted was not "Jazz". Can someone here please tell me what jazz is? Is it Jelly Roll Morton? Louis Armstrong? Parker? Monk? Miles? Sun Ra? Wynton? Taylor?
If there are no changes...does it cease to be jazz? No steady pulse? Modal? Atonal? If we are to go by what I think your definition is, we might have a very narrow margin of sounds that would be approved!
Dans playing does not sound like Charlie Christian, or Joe Pass, or Jim Hall... but I can hear the influence of these players on him plus John McLaughlin (Is he a jazz guitarist??), Sonny Sharrock (Is he a jazz guitarist???), Derek Bailey (Wait... I know the answer to this!)... All filtered through the vision of Ives.
I think that the intro to Dans piece is BEAUTIFUL! It reminds me quite a bit of Trane's out of tempo ballad work such as "Welcome' or "Love". The way the guitar bends and wraps around the piano chords. The SOUND... The FEELING.... I cannot dismiss this. You don't have to like it... But you cannot dismiss it as garbage... Shame on you all for feeling that way!!! Please post your music so I can have a listen. And yes.... I understand that when you post your music in public that it is subject to criticism... that is absolutely fair. But to be INCREDIBLY mean spirited and say nothing of value is a shame. Aren't you guys musicians? You mean you cannot appreciate or find value in art that is out of your comfort zone? Maybe Dan should not have posted this piece to this particular group but conversely... why not???? Again Lord Valve and company.... Where is your music?????
I'll leave you with this quote....
"Well, that is one of the main causes of this arrogance-the idea of power. Then
you loose your true power, which is to be part of all, and the only way you can
be part of all is to understand it. And when you don't understand, you have to
go humbly to it. You don't go to school and say, "I know what you're going
to teach me".
-John Coltrane-
Thanks for allowing me to post my thoughts here. A good weekend to all.
Best regards,
Joseph Benzola
p***@gmail.com
2013-09-21 03:24:01 UTC
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God what a pit of losers. Just like 99% of Usenet.
Gerry
2013-09-21 05:24:08 UTC
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Post by p***@gmail.com
God what a pit of losers. Just like 99% of Usenet.
And 99% of the world. It seems so unfair!
--
Those who wish to sing always find a song. -- Swedish proverb
Neil Haverstick
2013-09-21 16:14:24 UTC
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I just got on here, and followed the thread regarding Dan Stearn's music, and the rather astonishing anger it aroused in a few folks, mostly Lord Valve (aka Fat Willie), and TD, who I do not know. First...it's ok not to like the music that someone does, nothing wrong with that...we all have our likes and dislikes. What IS wrong, I feel, is childish name calling and viciousness for no real reason, which both LV and TD seem to deal in a great deal. Of course, I can't know why people decide to be so angry on a public forum. I often think it's because they feel safe, hiding behind a computer screen, where they really don't have to account for their actions face to face with someone. Cowardly is a word that comes to mind, and others as well.

I personally think Dan is a brilliant guitarist/composer. I've listened to him for many years, and although we've never met, I consider him a spiritual brother. His sense of creativity and imagination is a real inspiration to me. As for myself, I feel real centered about who I am as a musician...as a professional for the last 42 years, I've played many thousands of gigs, taught hundreds of students, released 10 CD's of original (mostly microtonal) music, played on many more recordings, performed many Pops concerts with the Colorado Symphony (including with Bernadette Peters, Bill Conti, Judy Collins and many others), won Guitar Player mag's 1992 Ultimate Guitar Competition (Experimental Category) for a 19 tone microtonal piece, and was also featured in their Feb 2007 issue, "101 Forgotten Greats and Unsung Heroes." My last CD, "Hide & Seek," got a 4 star review in the 2011 issue of Downbeat mag, and was one of their picks for CD of the Year for 2011. I also wrote a Master Class article for them in July 2011, on the microtonal 19 tone system. Oh yeah, I also wrote 3articles in 1986 for Guitar Player mag, on the art of freelancing.

I routinely play with great musicians in the Denver area, including the Bill Hill Quintet. Bill is the long term timpanist with the Colorado Symph (32 years,) and a master percussionist and composer. His 3rd Symphony was premiered with the Symph in 2012, and his jazz charts are among the most difficult music I've ever played. And I recently struck up a deep friendship with Iraqi Oud maestro Rahim Alhaj, who is also my Oud teacher (which I have been playing for 4years, a helluva axe).

As I said, I feel real good about who I am, both as a man and an artist. If I disagree with someone about their art, or whatever, I feel there's an honorable way to approach that. If I don't like, or understand, what they're doing, I see no need to attack them, as was done here with Dan. My feeling is, basically, that most of you here who attacked him have no idea whatsoever what he's doing, and your anger comes from the frustration of realizing that you are very limited indeed as musicians. When I don't understand something, I always attempt to learn what that person is doing, rather than spray my ignorance all over the internet, where everybody can see just how uninformed I am. That might be good advice for the folks here who don't seem to know how to have an intelligent and honorable conversation with people that they disagree with...best from sunny Denver...Stickman
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http://homemademusic.com/daniel_stearns/info_768.php
It is not for everyone of course, but it is 2013 and fusion and quite a few other things happened quite a while back, so if you are at all interested it is a 13min instrumental piece with a lot of changes and a lot of my microtonal guitar playing and what my composing was like way back then---and after that kind of 7/8 intro bit of something like Maggot Brain, it opens up quite a bit too.....
*funny side-note here, my son transcribed the solo when he was only like 13 or 14and i never told him that i had played it backwards, but he got that intuitively, and nailed it pretty well too, so I knew he had quite a bit going on under the hood a bit after that
Lord Valve
2013-09-21 16:49:59 UTC
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Post by Neil Haverstick
I just got on here, and followed the thread regarding Dan Stearn's music,
Is that what that shit is? Damn, coulda fooled me....
Post by Neil Haverstick
and the rather astonishing anger it aroused in a few folks, mostly Lord Valve (aka Fat Willie), and TD, who I do not know. First...it's ok not to like the music that someone does, nothing wrong with that...we all have our likes and dislikes. What IS wrong, I feel, is childish name calling and viciousness for no real reason, which both LV and TD seem to deal in a great deal. Of course, I can't know why people decide to be so angry on a public forum. I often think it's because they feel safe, hiding behind a computer screen, where they really don't have to account for their actions face to face with someone.
Fat Willie (William Whittaker)
NBS Electronics
230 South Broadway
Denver, CO 80209-1510
303-778-1156 LAND
720-480-2718 MOBILE
Open 7 days a week - any time you're ready.
Post by Neil Haverstick
Cowardly is a word that comes to mind, and others as well.
...

Bite me, wanker. The ambient temperature in Hades will
approach zero degrees Kelvin before I'm afraid of anything
*you're* packin'.
Post by Neil Haverstick
I personally think Dan is a brilliant guitarist/composer.
Some people can't tell shit from apple butter. <shrug>
Post by Neil Haverstick
I've listened to him for many years, and although we've never met, I consider him a spiritual brother. His sense of creativity and imagination is a real inspiration to me.
Maybe you're crazier than a shit-house rat just like he is, eh?
Post by Neil Haverstick
As for myself, I feel real centered about who I am as a musician...as a professional for the last 42 years, I've played many thousands of gigs, taught hundreds of students,
Some of whom were referred by yours truly. Ask Greg Decker.
Post by Neil Haverstick
released 10 CD's of original (mostly microtonal) music, played on many more recordings, performed many Pops concerts with the Colorado Symphony (including with Bernadette Peters, Bill Conti, Judy Collins and many others), won Guitar Player mag's 1992 Ultimate Guitar Competition (Experimental Category) for a 19 tone microtonal piece, and was also featured in their Feb 2007 issue, "101 Forgotten Greats and Unsung Heroes." My last CD, "Hide & Seek," got a 4 star review in the 2011 issue of Downbeat mag, and was one of their picks for CD of the Year for 2011. I also wrote a Master Class article for them in July 2011, on the microtonal 19 tone system. Oh yeah, I also wrote 3articles in 1986 for Guitar Player mag, on the art of freelancing.
I routinely play with great musicians in the Denver area, including the Bill Hill Quintet. Bill is the long term timpanist with the Colorado Symph (32 years,) and a master percussionist and composer. His 3rd Symphony was premiered with the Symph in 2012, and his jazz charts are among the most difficult music I've ever played. And I recently struck up a deep friendship with Iraqi Oud maestro Rahim Alhaj, who is also my Oud teacher (which I have been playing for 4years, a helluva axe).
As I said, I feel real good about who I am, both as a man and an artist. If I disagree with someone about their art, or whatever, I feel there's an honorable way to approach that. If I don't like, or understand, what they're doing, I see no need to attack them, as was done here with Dan.
Hit the archives,, asshole. You may be in for a surprise.
Post by Neil Haverstick
My feeling is, basically, that most of you here who attacked him have no idea whatsoever what he's doing, and your anger comes from the frustration of realizing that you are very limited indeed as musicians.
...

Just fucking stop, OK? You ain't all that. I'm sick of
smart-ass motherfuckers who whip out the snob card
every chance they get - you and cacophony (emphasis
on "phony")-meister Stearns are birds of a feather.
Post by Neil Haverstick
When I don't understand something, I always attempt to learn what that person is doing, rather than spray my ignorance all over the internet, where everybody can see just how uninformed I am. That might be good advice for the folks here who don't seem to know how to have an intelligent and honorable conversation with people that they disagree with...best from sunny Denver...Stickman
Stick that where the sun don't shine, stick-man.


Lord Valve
Organist
d***@yahoo.com
2013-09-21 18:01:29 UTC
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Neil and anyone else: you can't respond to this guy, especially his posts.It is all he has, so that's it...you see it all, everytime he opens his moth unclothed. However, for ANYONE ELSE who would like to chime in in his defense or suport or mild condoning....FUCKING STEP UP TO THE PLATE NOW MOTHERFUCKERS------------------Pleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeease, I'm here and i wanna here it...and NOW, not later.
-Daniel Stearns
Post by Lord Valve
Post by Neil Haverstick
I just got on here, and followed the thread regarding Dan Stearn's music,
Is that what that shit is? Damn, coulda fooled me....
Post by Neil Haverstick
and the rather astonishing anger it aroused in a few folks, mostly Lord Valve (aka Fat Willie), and TD, who I do not know. First...it's ok not to like the music that someone does, nothing wrong with that...we all have our likes and dislikes. What IS wrong, I feel, is childish name calling and viciousness for no real reason, which both LV and TD seem to deal in a great deal. Of course, I can't know why people decide to be so angry on a public forum. I often think it's because they feel safe, hiding behind a computer screen, where they really don't have to account for their actions face to face with someone.
Fat Willie (William Whittaker)
NBS Electronics
230 South Broadway
Denver, CO 80209-1510
303-778-1156 LAND
720-480-2718 MOBILE
Open 7 days a week - any time you're ready.
Post by Neil Haverstick
Cowardly is a word that comes to mind, and others as well.
...
Bite me, wanker. The ambient temperature in Hades will
approach zero degrees Kelvin before I'm afraid of anything
*you're* packin'.
Post by Neil Haverstick
I personally think Dan is a brilliant guitarist/composer.
Some people can't tell shit from apple butter. <shrug>
Post by Neil Haverstick
I've listened to him for many years, and although we've never met, I consider him a spiritual brother. His sense of creativity and imagination is a real inspiration to me.
Maybe you're crazier than a shit-house rat just like he is, eh?
Post by Neil Haverstick
As for myself, I feel real centered about who I am as a musician...as a professional for the last 42 years, I've played many thousands of gigs, taught hundreds of students,
Some of whom were referred by yours truly. Ask Greg Decker.
Post by Neil Haverstick
released 10 CD's of original (mostly microtonal) music, played on many more recordings, performed many Pops concerts with the Colorado Symphony (including with Bernadette Peters, Bill Conti, Judy Collins and many others), won Guitar Player mag's 1992 Ultimate Guitar Competition (Experimental Category) for a 19 tone microtonal piece, and was also featured in their Feb 2007 issue, "101 Forgotten Greats and Unsung Heroes." My last CD, "Hide & Seek," got a 4 star review in the 2011 issue of Downbeat mag, and was one of their picks for CD of the Year for 2011. I also wrote a Master Class article for them in July 2011, on the microtonal 19 tone system. Oh yeah, I also wrote 3articles in 1986 for Guitar Player mag, on the art of freelancing.
I routinely play with great musicians in the Denver area, including the Bill Hill Quintet. Bill is the long term timpanist with the Colorado Symph (32 years,) and a master percussionist and composer. His 3rd Symphony was premiered with the Symph in 2012, and his jazz charts are among the most difficult music I've ever played. And I recently struck up a deep friendship with Iraqi Oud maestro Rahim Alhaj, who is also my Oud teacher (which I have been playing for 4years, a helluva axe).
As I said, I feel real good about who I am, both as a man and an artist. If I disagree with someone about their art, or whatever, I feel there's an honorable way to approach that. If I don't like, or understand, what they're doing, I see no need to attack them, as was done here with Dan.
Hit the archives,, asshole. You may be in for a surprise.
Post by Neil Haverstick
My feeling is, basically, that most of you here who attacked him have no idea whatsoever what he's doing, and your anger comes from the frustration of realizing that you are very limited indeed as musicians.
...
Just fucking stop, OK? You ain't all that. I'm sick of
smart-ass motherfuckers who whip out the snob card
every chance they get - you and cacophony (emphasis
on "phony")-meister Stearns are birds of a feather.
Post by Neil Haverstick
When I don't understand something, I always attempt to learn what that person is doing, rather than spray my ignorance all over the internet, where everybody can see just how uninformed I am. That might be good advice for the folks here who don't seem to know how to have an intelligent and honorable conversation with people that they disagree with...best from sunny Denver...Stickman
Stick that where the sun don't shine, stick-man.
Lord Valve
Organist
Lord Valve
2013-09-21 18:15:21 UTC
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Post by d***@yahoo.com
Neil and anyone else: you can't respond to this guy, especially his posts.It is all he has, so that's it...you see it all, everytime he opens his moth unclothed. However, for ANYONE ELSE who would like to chime in in his defense or suport or mild condoning....FUCKING STEP UP TO THE PLATE NOW MOTHERFUCKERS------------------Pleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeease, I'm here and i wanna here it...and NOW, not later.
-Daniel Stearns
Ruh-oh...Scooby see bad-ass! ROOK THE FUCK OUT! Woof!
d***@yahoo.com
2013-09-21 18:47:26 UTC
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though i'd advise you to put the gone fishing sign up on your little clown car show before it's too late for you, I will say it once more now and forever:

If there is a single solitary person here who sympathises with this human, come forward and say it to my (proverbial) face right here and now for EVERYONE. Not after I've gone or under your breath or behing your back. Seriously. NOW
Is that any clearer as to where this guy stands.....line up now and be counted....even you TD, the slates all clean. I ain't insane, i ain't NOT LISTENING.....come on out from under your rocks now an show me what you got as MEN or WOMEN. NOW, or fucking zip it
---Daniel Stearns
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Post by d***@yahoo.com
Neil and anyone else: you can't respond to this guy, especially his posts.It is all he has, so that's it...you see it all, everytime he opens his moth unclothed. However, for ANYONE ELSE who would like to chime in in his defense or suport or mild condoning....FUCKING STEP UP TO THE PLATE NOW MOTHERFUCKERS------------------Pleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeease, I'm here and i wanna here it...and NOW, not later.
-Daniel Stearns
Ruh-oh...Scooby see bad-ass! ROOK THE FUCK OUT! Woof!
Lord Valve
2013-09-21 19:30:34 UTC
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Ruh-oh...TOO RATE! Ankle-biter after Scooby! Rooks rike Scooby snack! Woof-woof!

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Post by d***@yahoo.com
If there is a single solitary person here who sympathises with this human, come forward and say it to my (proverbial) face right here and now for EVERYONE. Not after I've gone or under your breath or behing your back. Seriously. NOW
Is that any clearer as to where this guy stands.....line up now and be counted....even you TD, the slates all clean. I ain't insane, i ain't NOT LISTENING.....come on out from under your rocks now an show me what you got as MEN or WOMEN. NOW, or fucking zip it
---Daniel Stearns
...

Oh Danny Boy,
The flames, the flames are burnin'...
From me to yoooooo,
Across the Internet...

Your ass is toast,
Your hindquarters be smokin'...
So sad that you
Have lost it once again.

(Um...I'll send ya the chords for that, if you say pretty please.)

And now, another installment in my world-famous
educational series, "Clues for Fucktards."

1) Study the two pictures below:

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2) Can you tell the difference? Look very closely;
you may have to use your nose.

This is the difference between random cacophony produced
by shit-house rats, and music made by musicians.

Glad I could help...


Lord Valve
Organist
d***@yahoo.com
2013-09-21 19:35:02 UTC
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BTW, in case it ain't blindingly obvious by now, i'll spell it out: This is called "leading by example", ok. I do it for my dignity and for my children, and for ANY OTHER PERSON who can't tell the difference between the me's and the you's of the world. Is that clear enough. I'll be gone here eventually, and fellers like TD (and whatever he's got left for a rep and an ego and a player) and Gerry will come back and play sage den moms and itellectual hobbiest, but now is everyone'schance to be heard for whst you got when you wire your head and your heart and your balls to the same place, and i simply don't know how to say it any clearer than that
Daniel Anthony Stearns
Post by d***@yahoo.com
If there is a single solitary person here who sympathises with this human, come forward and say it to my (proverbial) face right here and now for EVERYONE. Not after I've gone or under your breath or behing your back. Seriously. NOW
Is that any clearer as to where this guy stands.....line up now and be counted....even you TD, the slates all clean. I ain't insane, i ain't NOT LISTENING.....come on out from under your rocks now an show me what you got as MEN or WOMEN. NOW, or fucking zip it
---Daniel Stearns
Post by Lord Valve
Post by d***@yahoo.com
Neil and anyone else: you can't respond to this guy, especially his posts.It is all he has, so that's it...you see it all, everytime he opens his moth unclothed. However, for ANYONE ELSE who would like to chime in in his defense or suport or mild condoning....FUCKING STEP UP TO THE PLATE NOW MOTHERFUCKERS------------------Pleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeease, I'm here and i wanna here it...and NOW, not later.
-Daniel Stearns
Ruh-oh...Scooby see bad-ass! ROOK THE FUCK OUT! Woof!
d***@yahoo.com
2013-09-21 19:53:05 UTC
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OK, let's be real for a moment....there are a few people here who got caught with their pants down and never saw it coming. HSTompson had this sussed out with Nixon, and those are the blinspots that these people crawl trough into you and your children's ears....ok. in the Arts, Charles Ives, had this all figured out over a century ago. No one listened. It's that simple, and now they throw his name around in the same stack of pink love letters and softserve BS they shovel out to everyone else in the one-size-fits all mental midget competition of so called normal people. This thread has it all....the players, their words and their heads and hearts and balls....so any of you out there who suffer from similiar moral ambiguity issues, i suggest you clean house now while someone with a brain is listening for all the world to see and hear.
--Daniel Stearns
Post by d***@yahoo.com
BTW, in case it ain't blindingly obvious by now, i'll spell it out: This is called "leading by example", ok. I do it for my dignity and for my children, and for ANY OTHER PERSON who can't tell the difference between the me's and the you's of the world. Is that clear enough. I'll be gone here eventually, and fellers like TD (and whatever he's got left for a rep and an ego and a player) and Gerry will come back and play sage den moms and itellectual hobbiest, but now is everyone'schance to be heard for whst you got when you wire your head and your heart and your balls to the same place, and i simply don't know how to say it any clearer than that
Daniel Anthony Stearns
Post by d***@yahoo.com
If there is a single solitary person here who sympathises with this human, come forward and say it to my (proverbial) face right here and now for EVERYONE. Not after I've gone or under your breath or behing your back. Seriously. NOW
Is that any clearer as to where this guy stands.....line up now and be counted....even you TD, the slates all clean. I ain't insane, i ain't NOT LISTENING.....come on out from under your rocks now an show me what you got as MEN or WOMEN. NOW, or fucking zip it
---Daniel Stearns
Post by Lord Valve
Post by d***@yahoo.com
Neil and anyone else: you can't respond to this guy, especially his posts.It is all he has, so that's it...you see it all, everytime he opens his moth unclothed. However, for ANYONE ELSE who would like to chime in in his defense or suport or mild condoning....FUCKING STEP UP TO THE PLATE NOW MOTHERFUCKERS------------------Pleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeease, I'm here and i wanna here it...and NOW, not later.
-Daniel Stearns
Ruh-oh...Scooby see bad-ass! ROOK THE FUCK OUT! Woof!
d***@yahoo.com
2013-09-21 20:32:36 UTC
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Post by d***@yahoo.com
OK, let's be real for a moment....there are a few people here who got caught with their pants down and never saw it coming. HSTompson had this sussed out with Nixon, and those are the blinspots that these people crawl trough into you and your children's ears....ok. in the Arts, Charles Ives, had this all figured out over a century ago. No one listened. It's that simple, and now they throw his name around in the same stack of pink love letters and softserve BS they shovel out to everyone else in the one-size-fits all mental midget competition of so called normal people. This thread has it all....the players, their words and their heads and hearts and balls....so any of you out there who suffer from similiar moral ambiguity issues, i suggest you clean house now while someone with a brain is listening for all the world to see and hear.
--Daniel Stearns
A song for my Grandmother
- Daniel Stearns

I never studied music, but by the time I was in grade school I was collecting snakes and frogs and toads and tadpoles and salamanders and turtles and spiders and other bugs and such. I was also spending long summer weeks at Hampton Beach in New Hampshire with my Aunt Rose going somewhere past the tiny sand-crab and starfish and periwinkle catcher's bright red, blue, and yellow plastic pails, shovels and sieves. And there, alone in the deeper waters and the rougher tide pools, I learned how to catch lobsters at the pressure point where their claws meet their carapace so they couldn't reach you, very much the same way I had with my feet and hands and snakes and that pivot-point they have at the top-back of their skull on my Grandmother's farm before that.

Somewhere in there, a bit back, I kissed the first girl that wasn't related to me, and I found a box turtle one day in the woods behind Proctor Elementary School in Northborough, Massachusetts and the very same playground I had chased that poor girl down and tried to kiss her cheek, or something absurd and awkward like that... and for reasons I can't quite recall, I named the box turtle after that girl, Pamela Doyle.

Box Turtles or any other wood turtles of any sort are not likely to be found these days by other intrepid grade-schooler in any Northborough or even any Massachusetts any more. Their tribe, like so many before them and many more since, passed the place where they could co-exist with us and our things.

My grandmother was probably the single biggest influence I ever had as both a composer and a man, and she showed me most all of it by simply living her life as she did, and very much being comfortable with who she was just the way that she was. But one day when I probably wasn't yet ten, she took the time to tell me something very specific, and it's something I've never forgotten. I wish I could remember what had prompted her to tell me this in the first place, as I'm sure it was very important, but I can't seem to remember the conversation before or after this one bit of crystal-clear memory.

What she had told me was that one night while driving home she had accidently hit a raccoon with her pickup truck. Now, my grandmother was what is often referred to as an animal lover, but when I say this I mean it in the sense that she was truly devout, and took it to extremes most simply would not having had abandoned monkeys and hedgehogs and skunks and broken birds and stream-caught fish in the bathtub and on and on, and all this on a farm with farm animals and farm work and all manner of strays and free-range friends such as the predatory coyotes and hawks and her neighbors, friends, and families disposable household pet-experiments.

She was special in this way, and everyone who knew her knew it too. In any event, having been my grandmother—or as my oldest son Bryan once said, "Daddy's friend Nana"—she pulled over and went to see if the raccoon was still there in the road, or if it had perhaps run off into the woods. She found the raccoon alive at the side of the road, but its stomach had come apart from its body, and in what I'm sure was a very painful moment of clarity, she took a rock and killed the raccoon to put it out of its horror.

My grandmother died of lung cancer from a lifelong bad habit with cigarettes---a drug society had rubber stamped for her with its legal status and she had picked up while still quite young. At her funeral service the church director talked to me for a moment in private about how my grandmother had found God, and how she had become a financial supporter of that church or something else entirely inappropriate that I couldn't quite hear right at the time... and while I'm not entirely sure why, nor whether it was a ultimately a good idea or not, I nevertheless told this man the story of my grandmother and that raccoon, and what I thought it was to be a real “man”, like my grandmother was.

I suppose I have since found God as well, of this I have no doubt. Yet, it is the woods and the waters and the fields and the extraterrestrial carapace of the infinite Heavens that are my only, true church... and when I am well and on top of my business, my music and art are simply honest, living extensions and extrapolations of these ideals within mediums that are too often misunderstood for something else entirely that you study with a teacher or learn in a school. That musicians and their teachers and their teacher's teachers repeatedly run the same story the priest tried on me by other honest innocents in the arts is no less a societal norm than the cigarettes that killed my grandmother.

It is my firm belief that Charles Ives is the only famous art music composer in the history of this world that I know of who had this all sorted out on the level where music *is* life… the transcendentalist in him was fostered by profoundly influential pioneers of that intellectual strain who were actually around and active at the time, but he also had an innate understanding on his own terms of the concept of the Buddha Fa, and how this applies to art as life. Ives, of course, was incredibly blessed to have had the wind firmly set in his sails by a true, genius-level father who really understood some of the heaviest and hardest life facts on an abstract level most folks will never ever touch because the rules have to be learned the hardest of hard ways with the dirt of it under your fingernails on the fly with a plan that has the elbowroom for potentially unlimited growth.

Now Ives, of course, was, and continues to be rather famously misunderstood on about a billion different levels by other human beings of some standing and intellect…and this happens time and time again. Why? Well who had the ears-to-brain machinery for this kind of parallax world-view? Certainly not musicians who play instruments, I'll tell you that much with absolute certainty! But outside of the transcendentalist and George Ives and his heroically brave son who carried his own father's ghost on up a steep hill and single-handedly plowed unimagined fields for the rest us… well, in that place it would take some real thinking out at the edges of an intellectual battle that is quite difficult to define with anything like the certainty of an orthodox science. Sigurd Olson knew for sure, but he was a canoe trip outfitter and a conservationist….Everett Ruess, Christopher McCandles? See where I’m going?

That's the right spirit for sure, but let's be damn honest here: No one, or at least no one in the arts and the Ivory Towers seemed to have had even the inclining of a clue as to what that was all about…well, for Ives, much as it was for myself as a young child, the real of it came by way of Nature Mysticism---as it is detailed with clinical precision by William James in his groundbreaking work, The Variety of Religious Experiences. That was Olson's great, "Nature as a stepping-stone for cosmic understanding" given a corporeal lease on life that even a genius like Harry Partch never considered.

So while Ives high-standing in history is indeed firmly established here off in his not so far-flung future, it is my contention that we ignored his true example almost entirely as artists and people….and that perhaps there are even fewer people today who even can understand who and what he and his music was, as we've simply evolved as a culture and a people in a diametrically opposite direction at an amazingly fast clip in that short a period of time.
d***@yahoo.com
2013-09-21 21:12:11 UTC
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So I've said every last word i've got to say by now, and the game is over.It's all about how it shakes out now....and trust me my friends, i wish it had a bigger stage.....so yeah, for all you TD's and Gerry's that think you got it all over me apparently, well shut the fuck up or come on out and speak it, NOW. Is that clear enough?
--Daniel
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OK, let's be real for a moment....there are a few people here who got caught with their pants down and never saw it coming. HSTompson had this sussed out with Nixon, and those are the blinspots that these people crawl trough into you and your children's ears....ok. in the Arts, Charles Ives, had this all figured out over a century ago. No one listened. It's that simple, and now they throw his name around in the same stack of pink love letters and softserve BS they shovel out to everyone else in the one-size-fits all mental midget competition of so called normal people. This thread has it all....the players, their words and their heads and hearts and balls....so any of you out there who suffer from similiar moral ambiguity issues, i suggest you clean house now while someone with a brain is listening for all the world to see and hear.
--Daniel Stearns
A song for my Grandmother
- Daniel Stearns
I never studied music, but by the time I was in grade school I was collecting snakes and frogs and toads and tadpoles and salamanders and turtles and spiders and other bugs and such. I was also spending long summer weeks at Hampton Beach in New Hampshire with my Aunt Rose going somewhere past the tiny sand-crab and starfish and periwinkle catcher's bright red, blue, and yellow plastic pails, shovels and sieves. And there, alone in the deeper waters and the rougher tide pools, I learned how to catch lobsters at the pressure point where their claws meet their carapace so they couldn't reach you, very much the same way I had with my feet and hands and snakes and that pivot-point they have at the top-back of their skull on my Grandmother's farm before that.
Somewhere in there, a bit back, I kissed the first girl that wasn't related to me, and I found a box turtle one day in the woods behind Proctor Elementary School in Northborough, Massachusetts and the very same playground I had chased that poor girl down and tried to kiss her cheek, or something absurd and awkward like that... and for reasons I can't quite recall, I named the box turtle after that girl, Pamela Doyle.
Box Turtles or any other wood turtles of any sort are not likely to be found these days by other intrepid grade-schooler in any Northborough or even any Massachusetts any more. Their tribe, like so many before them and many more since, passed the place where they could co-exist with us and our things.
My grandmother was probably the single biggest influence I ever had as both a composer and a man, and she showed me most all of it by simply living her life as she did, and very much being comfortable with who she was just the way that she was. But one day when I probably wasn't yet ten, she took the time to tell me something very specific, and it's something I've never forgotten. I wish I could remember what had prompted her to tell me this in the first place, as I'm sure it was very important, but I can't seem to remember the conversation before or after this one bit of crystal-clear memory.
What she had told me was that one night while driving home she had accidently hit a raccoon with her pickup truck. Now, my grandmother was what is often referred to as an animal lover, but when I say this I mean it in the sense that she was truly devout, and took it to extremes most simply would not having had abandoned monkeys and hedgehogs and skunks and broken birds and stream-caught fish in the bathtub and on and on, and all this on a farm with farm animals and farm work and all manner of strays and free-range friends such as the predatory coyotes and hawks and her neighbors, friends, and families disposable household pet-experiments.
She was special in this way, and everyone who knew her knew it too. In any event, having been my grandmother—or as my oldest son Bryan once said, "Daddy's friend Nana"—she pulled over and went to see if the raccoon was still there in the road, or if it had perhaps run off into the woods. She found the raccoon alive at the side of the road, but its stomach had come apart from its body, and in what I'm sure was a very painful moment of clarity, she took a rock and killed the raccoon to put it out of its horror.
My grandmother died of lung cancer from a lifelong bad habit with cigarettes---a drug society had rubber stamped for her with its legal status and she had picked up while still quite young. At her funeral service the church director talked to me for a moment in private about how my grandmother had found God, and how she had become a financial supporter of that church or something else entirely inappropriate that I couldn't quite hear right at the time... and while I'm not entirely sure why, nor whether it was a ultimately a good idea or not, I nevertheless told this man the story of my grandmother and that raccoon, and what I thought it was to be a real “man”, like my grandmother was.
I suppose I have since found God as well, of this I have no doubt. Yet, it is the woods and the waters and the fields and the extraterrestrial carapace of the infinite Heavens that are my only, true church... and when I am well and on top of my business, my music and art are simply honest, living extensions and extrapolations of these ideals within mediums that are too often misunderstood for something else entirely that you study with a teacher or learn in a school. That musicians and their teachers and their teacher's teachers repeatedly run the same story the priest tried on me by other honest innocents in the arts is no less a societal norm than the cigarettes that killed my grandmother.
It is my firm belief that Charles Ives is the only famous art music composer in the history of this world that I know of who had this all sorted out on the level where music *is* life… the transcendentalist in him was fostered by profoundly influential pioneers of that intellectual strain who were actually around and active at the time, but he also had an innate understanding on his own terms of the concept of the Buddha Fa, and how this applies to art as life. Ives, of course, was incredibly blessed to have had the wind firmly set in his sails by a true, genius-level father who really understood some of the heaviest and hardest life facts on an abstract level most folks will never ever touch because the rules have to be learned the hardest of hard ways with the dirt of it under your fingernails on the fly with a plan that has the elbowroom for potentially unlimited growth.
Now Ives, of course, was, and continues to be rather famously misunderstood on about a billion different levels by other human beings of some standing and intellect…and this happens time and time again. Why? Well who had the ears-to-brain machinery for this kind of parallax world-view? Certainly not musicians who play instruments, I'll tell you that much with absolute certainty! But outside of the transcendentalist and George Ives and his heroically brave son who carried his own father's ghost on up a steep hill and single-handedly plowed unimagined fields for the rest us… well, in that place it would take some real thinking out at the edges of an intellectual battle that is quite difficult to define with anything like the certainty of an orthodox science. Sigurd Olson knew for sure, but he was a canoe trip outfitter and a conservationist….Everett Ruess, Christopher McCandles? See where I’m going?
That's the right spirit for sure, but let's be damn honest here: No one, or at least no one in the arts and the Ivory Towers seemed to have had even the inclining of a clue as to what that was all about…well, for Ives, much as it was for myself as a young child, the real of it came by way of Nature Mysticism---as it is detailed with clinical precision by William James in his groundbreaking work, The Variety of Religious Experiences. That was Olson's great, "Nature as a stepping-stone for cosmic understanding" given a corporeal lease on life that even a genius like Harry Partch never considered.
So while Ives high-standing in history is indeed firmly established here off in his not so far-flung future, it is my contention that we ignored his true example almost entirely as artists and people….and that perhaps there are even fewer people today who even can understand who and what he and his music was, as we've simply evolved as a culture and a people in a diametrically opposite direction at an amazingly fast clip in that short a period of time.
Lord Valve
2013-09-21 21:57:31 UTC
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So I've said every last word i've got to say by now, and the game is over.It's all about how it shakes out now....and trust me my friends, i wish it had a bigger stage.....so yeah, for all you TD's and Gerry's that think you got it all over me apparently, well shut the fuck up or come on out and speak it, NOW. Is that clear enough?
--Daniel
How many times are you going to call everyone out?

If you can find your ball(s), take it/them and go the fuck HOME, dude!


Lord Valve
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Lord Valve
2013-09-21 21:24:31 UTC
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Post by d***@yahoo.com
A song for my Grandmother
- Daniel Stearns
I never studied music,
No shit!
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but by the time I was in grade school I was collecting snakes and frogs and toads and tadpoles and salamanders and turtles and spiders and other bugs and such.
And you ate 'em, didn't ya. Yum!
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I was also spending long summer weeks at Hampton Beach in New Hampshire with my Aunt Rose going somewhere past the tiny sand-crab and starfish and periwinkle catcher's bright red, blue, and yellow plastic pails, shovels and sieves. And there, alone in the deeper waters and the rougher tide pools, I learned how to catch lobsters at the pressure point where their claws meet their carapace so they couldn't reach you, very much the same way I had with my feet and hands and snakes and that pivot-point they have at the top-back of their skull on my Grandmother's farm before that.
You ate those, too. Do continue...
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Somewhere in there, a bit back, I kissed the first girl that wasn't related to me, and I found a box turtle one day in the woods behind Proctor Elementary School in Northborough, Massachusetts and the very same playground I had chased that poor girl down and tried to kiss her cheek, or something absurd and awkward like that... and for reasons I can't quite recall, I named the box turtle after that girl, Pamela Doyle.
And then you ate it. Right?
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Box Turtles or any other wood turtles of any sort are not likely to be found these days by other intrepid grade-schooler in any Northborough or even any Massachusetts any more. Their tribe, like so many before them and many more since, passed the place where they could co-exist with us and our things.
You ate ALL of 'em! Bitch!
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My grandmother was probably the single biggest influence I ever had as both a composer and a man, and she showed me most all of it by simply living her life as she did, and very much being comfortable with who she was just the way that she was. But one day when I probably wasn't yet ten, she took the time to tell me something very specific, and it's something I've never forgotten. I wish I could remember what had prompted her to tell me this in the first place, as I'm sure it was very important, but I can't seem to remember the conversation before or after this one bit of crystal-clear memory.
She probably told you not to eat turtles and spiders and shit.
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What she had told me was that one night while driving home she had accidently hit a raccoon with her pickup truck. Now, my grandmother was what is often referred to as an animal lover, but when I say this I mean it in the sense that she was truly devout, and took it to extremes most simply would not having had abandoned monkeys and hedgehogs and skunks and broken birds and stream-caught fish in the bathtub and on and on, and all this on a farm with farm animals and farm work and all manner of strays and free-range friends such as the predatory coyotes and hawks and her neighbors, friends, and families disposable household pet-experiments.
She ate 'em ALL! And you helped!
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She was special in this way, and everyone who knew her knew it too. In any event, having been my grandmother—or as my oldest son Bryan once said, "Daddy's friend Nana"—she pulled over and went to see if the raccoon was still there in the road, or if it had perhaps run off into the woods. She found the raccoon alive at the side of the road, but its stomach had come apart from its body, and in what I'm sure was a very painful moment of clarity, she took a rock and killed the raccoon to put it out of its horror.
And then she ate it. Raw!
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My grandmother died of lung cancer from a lifelong bad habit with cigarettes---a drug society had rubber stamped for her with its legal status and she had picked up while still quite young. At her funeral service the church director talked to me for a moment in private about how my grandmother had found God, and how she had become a financial supporter of that church or something else entirely inappropriate that I couldn't quite hear right at the time... and while I'm not entirely sure why, nor whether it was a ultimately a good idea or not, I nevertheless told this man the story of my grandmother and that raccoon, and what I thought it was to be a real “man”, like my grandmother was.
Ah, now we're getting somewhere! Your gramma was a MAN! Do continue...
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I suppose I have since found God as well, of this I have no doubt.
Try not to eat him, OK?
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Yet, it is the woods and the waters and the fields and the extraterrestrial carapace of the infinite Heavens that are my only, true church... and when I am well and on top of my business, my music and art are simply honest, living extensions and extrapolations of these ideals within mediums that are too often misunderstood for something else entirely that you study with a teacher or learn in a school. That musicians and their teachers and their teacher's teachers repeatedly run the same story the priest tried on me by other honest innocents in the arts is no less a societal norm than the cigarettes that killed my grandmother.
Fess up - you ate HER (him?) too, right?
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It is my firm belief that Charles Ives is the only famous art music composer in the history of this world that I know of who had this all sorted out on the level where music *is* life…
CLANG! HONK! TWEET!
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the transcendentalist in him was fostered by profoundly influential pioneers of that intellectual strain who were actually around and active at the time, but he also had an innate understanding on his own terms of the concept of the Buddha Fa,
Eeek!
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and how this applies to art as life. Ives, of course, was incredibly blessed to have had the wind firmly set in his sails by a true, genius-level father who really understood some of the heaviest and hardest life facts on an abstract level most folks will never ever touch because the rules have to be learned the hardest of hard ways with the dirt of it under your fingernails on the fly with a plan that has the elbowroom for potentially unlimited growth.
....

You need a fly with a plan? Jeez....are flies that smart?
Well, I guess compared to YOU, hmmm.....
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Now Ives, of course, was, and continues to be rather famously misunderstood on about a billion different levels by other human beings of some standing and intellect…and this happens time and time again. Why? Well who had the ears-to-brain machinery for this kind of parallax world-view?
Insurance salesmen?
Post by d***@yahoo.com
Certainly not musicians who play instruments, I'll tell you that much with absolute certainty! But outside of the transcendentalist and George Ives and his heroically brave son who carried his own father's ghost on up a steep hill and single-handedly plowed unimagined fields for the rest us… well, in that place it would take some real thinking out at the edges of an intellectual battle that is quite difficult to define with anything like the certainty of an orthodox science.
<burp>
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Sigurd Olson knew for sure, but he was a canoe trip outfitter and a conservationist….Everett Ruess, Christopher McCandles? See where I’m going?
Yes, to the rubber room. And not a moment too soon!
Post by d***@yahoo.com
That's the right spirit for sure, but let's be damn honest here: No one, or at least no one in the arts and the Ivory Towers seemed to have had even the inclining of a clue as to what that was all about…
...

The inclining of a clue? You, um, what...prop the clue up on one side
and then look underneath? And you find...bits of Hunter Thompson's
brain? HEY! STOP THAT! DON'T EAT 'EM!
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well, for Ives, much as it was for myself as a young child, the real of it came by way of Nature Mysticism---as it is detailed with clinical precision by William James in his groundbreaking work, The Variety of Religious Experiences. That was Olson's great, "Nature as a stepping-stone for cosmic understanding" given a corporeal lease on life that even a genius like Harry Partch never considered.
<fart>
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So while Ives high-standing in history is indeed firmly established here off in his not so far-flung future, it is my contention that we ignored his true example almost entirely as artists and people….and that perhaps there are even fewer people today who even can understand who and what he and his music was, as we've simply evolved as a culture and a people in a diametrically opposite direction at an amazingly fast clip in that short a period of time.
What's the difference between a piano and a fish?

You're not supposed to beat your fish...


Lord Valve
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Lord Valve
2013-09-21 20:55:03 UTC
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OK, let's be real for a moment....there are a few people here who got caught with their pants down and never saw it coming. HSTompson
...was a fuckin' creep who shot himself with kids in the next room. Next?
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had this sussed out with Nixon, and those are the blinspots that these people crawl trough into you and your children's ears....ok. in the Arts, Charles Ives, had this all figured out over a century ago. No one listened.
Gosh - wonder why.
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It's that simple, and now they throw his name around
YOU throw his name around. When you're not talking about my dick, that is.
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in the same stack of pink love letters and softserve BS they shovel out to everyone else in the one-size-fits all mental midget competition of so called normal people.
You wouldn't recognize normal if someone was beating you in the face with it.
Post by d***@yahoo.com
This thread has it all....the players, their words and their heads and hearts and balls....
What, no dicks?
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so any of you out there who suffer from similiar moral ambiguity issues, i suggest you clean house now while someone with a brain is listening for all the world to see and hear.
--Daniel Stearns
Someone with a brain? Holy fuck, I laughed so hard I hurt myself.


Lord Valve
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d***@yahoo.com
2013-09-21 21:00:26 UTC
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A personal response to Jim Aikin, 9/9/2013
Daniel Stearns

http://midiguru.wordpress.com/2012/12/26/bent-or-broken/

For the record and whatever that may be, my name is Daniel Stearns and I am the human being whose name has been removed from this Blog, Bent or Broken, by its author, Jim Aikin. The article is linked for convenience at the top of the page, and it would be wise to read it carefully before reading any further into my response to Jim. This piece only came to my attention last week long after I had already left Facebook and most all other social media far behind, and in discussing it with Chris Cutler he mentioned that it was curious how apparently sensible guys like this with some history of presumably effective criticism in their occupational past would use such ad hominen slack and nonsense to present something that is ostensibly being passed off as informed, intellectual criticism.

Now being something of a hermit and a what I would consider to be a settled individual, I long ago gave up trying to talk to people whose minds are not only already all made up and closed for business, but also feel the need to tell you of their accomplishments to defend the probable veracity of what are, after all, simply their accumulated opinions and biases… and had the game stopped there, everything would be pretty much business as usual down here on planet earth, 2013, and I wouldn't have much cared. But Jim, for whatever reason of his own I won't attempt to psychoanalyze, didn't choose to write enthusiastically and/or with some substance and something actually resembling intellectual muscle about the wonders of the Prent Rodgers of the microtonal world and whatever and so forth and so on….instead, he apparently choose a few names out of some hat (that he must've already knew he wouldn't like given his stated biases) and decided to spit in their faces to make a quick point on the way to his next intellectual, open-minded, good-hearted endeavor.

Look, people choose what they choose to do, and I'd be of an entirely different frame of mind and mood had he simply written enthusiastically about what he sees as the good and beautiful and effective use of microtonality - or whatever other subject a renaissance man of high intellect like Jim decides to bestow his knowledge upon . Yet, here it lay for a few years spitting in the face of others who weren't invited to that little post-Christmas soiree where microtonal "losers" and their imaginary girlfriends do whatever it is that is being passed off here for informed opinion along the lines of the usual binary, intellectual laziness of "I like this, and this stinks, and you should believe this because I've got a degree and some cred, and I'm so-and-so and such-and-some". Now that, while offensive enough to someone like me whose music simply *is* them, it was overshadowed by the fact that it (with the sole exception of Shane Hendricks who is not from the microtonal community) sat here in the lap of the parenthetically aforementioned community for a few years while others I know by name sat on their hands and let it fly uncontested…. through what? Indifference……? the veiled notion that Jim is some kind of so-and-so who just might, maybe, write something nice about them sometime? or, I dunno, because they agreed........wow, really? Well okay, fair enough, and from now on I will surely know better for it.

Now I myself played this game once in my life with one Brian McLaren, but my God people….at least he had about twenty times the intellectual firepower – not to mention an imaginative spark of his own design! And see, that's the most important, fundamental difference here for me, and I guess I've reached the point in my life where I have a big problem condoning others who can't seem to see this most basic of distinctions. Personally, I think Jim is a really an okay guy, but man o' man….. this is pretty lightweight stuff people…..and, worse, it really does speak of a kind of closet sadist who has the gall to routinely and lazily throw out the beauty/ugly dichotomy card on all deaf ears (especially his own) while pulling the wings off of other people's butterflies for no apparent reason than the sheer fun of it.

Okay and FWiW……here's a bit of background, most of which I have never shared publicly: I have never studied music or art, but by the time I was a teenager my last name had been changed twice through legal adoption and I gave up on school long before I physically dropped out in the middle of High School. I have been arrested three times and I suppose we could say that I had what you might call a "rough time of it" as a child. I was born out of wedlock to a teenager in a world in 1963 where that was not the norm. I with also born with a hyper-creative imagination and endless drive into a world that appeared to me to be in slow-motion where everyone sat around and screeched and appeared utterly without a clue as to what the fuck was going on about any fucking thing at all! So, I went inside… and deeper, deeeeeper inside. And had Jim really wanted to know anything about me as a human who makes art, he would've taken my gentle suggestions to try to understand me or address me as a human being before kicking me in the balls by using my name in his blog as a way to make a particular point of view (a "fall guy") palpable for those who apparently can't understand the difference between right and wrong or good and bad to begin with…..Anyway, somewhere in that mess of growing up with my creative mind ablaze in small towns and broken families where it was only cool to be stupid, I came into contact with my Grandmother, and it saved my life. How? Well, she showed me unconditional love………and the no-time-for-nonsense hard work of a farm and a person completely and utterly at one with nature. This was truly the gift of God… and from there on, my moral compass was permanently nailed to a real sturdy rig that I completely got just at a time when I needed it most. Now my Grandmother, very much like Ives, did not suffer fools well at all, and she would do concrete and demonstrative things in her life to prove that to me beyond a shadow of a doubt. One of the many things this showed me was that when you are bullied…and yes, even be it in the rather tepid, passive-aggressive fashion in which Jim, for reasons of his own, has chosen to do here….well, in those cases it is wise to cut the cancers out…..and to do it quick and hard.

Now here we cross the great divide where things apparently get kind of sketchy to people….what is good advice (that, let's face it, will probably only be taken as sanctimonious wooo-who to someone already at your back with a dagger), and what is well-deserved payback? Hmm, well, on the streets I figured it out in a hurry….. and had Jim and I met this way on the street he would've probably had himself a black eye and a fat lip and a bloody nose. That's reality folks, ok. Now as I've pared my life down across the years and cut any and all co-dependency out of the equation whenever possible, I've become more and more settled and I operate my life by a code, probably somewhere between Willy Wonka and Ghost Dog. I live alone now, and am still very much best of friends with my two sons and two wives from two marriages. I have few friends, and I work much like Henry Darger as a completely invisible artist were I make only enough money to have basic food stuff and stable housing (which in my case means a $500 a month rental with no public assistance in a place where I have daily concerns of being robbed, broken into, or worse). I walk or ride a bike to all my doings….work, shopping, laundry….all of it. And if you do this, you realize the safe interface you have with the outside world is precarious at best. So it's quite literally a live-or-die situation out there every day in my world, because nobody else really seems to notice or even care anymore and you will be run over dead by perfectly "normal" people if you don't pay hyper-clear attention to your quite visceral environment.

So, yes…..I trust no one until they've given my reason to do so, and I try to operate *all* of my business this very intense and austere way, and have for a long while now. So at fifty this December, I still outwork most every single person I've ever known physically and mentally because I have *had* to controlled my diet, mind and my fitness in a very disciplined and functional way to be useful and *alive* in the often harsh environment I have had to exist in. But it really wasn't until I began to cultivate and train intensely with qui-gong that I finally found the last piece to a serene and healthy life; a thing I believe Ives never quite achieved as he was severely persecuted with indignities and slights by what most people would consider well intended, normal and in most cases, intelligent people. So I realized pretty early on that this is the way all of life works if you are someone like me, and I was going to have to come to peace with that very hard fact somehow, sooner or later. For me, it took a long, loooong time to work that one out in a functionally sustainable way…..but eventually all the shaking of the sieves and the funneling of life and your functionality in it clicked like a ratchet once I fully understood the connection between certain things: creativity, spirituality, and you corporeal, physical being…..and these days, present scenario with certain said Blogger and its microtonal community excluded, I have remarkably little stress and pretty much always smile and dance and do my thing…..alone. No TV, no radio, no newspapers, etc. So, when faced with this blog with my name (and being) somehow trapped inside it, I had to make a choice….I could just ignore it, or, I could, as I sometimes do, try to contact the person in person and say something like, "Here, try looking at *this* and *that*, because hey, I think there might be a little more to the story and the person and the music then you seem to have considered or understood.

This I tried with Jim, but apparently Jim already knew what I was….garbage. But being not so bad of a guy and something by today's standards of an active, intelligent person that he obviously seems to be, he just tried to blow a few little pink dollies my way and that was about that. However, and still needing some sense of closure I suppose, I tried to see what some people in the microtonal community thought of this…….and for me, that's when things got really painful. But never one to get discouraged given the thought that I'm 100% in the right on something like this, I have simply decided to let things be as they may there. However, I will never again underwrite the moral ambiguity or passive opportunism of anybody in the microtonal and wider intellectual music-making community……ever.

I will, however, just as much as I have always tried to, gravitate towards those people whom I believe have something resembling a real backbone, and come on people…. at least enough sense to wax and wane enthusiastically about this topic or any other sans any of the underhanded, Kindergarten class on planet All-Over that intellectuals and men of good taste and informed opinions like Jim Aikin's will forever do.

Daniel Stearns
Microtonalist

http://homemademusic.com/profiles/287/
https://www.youtube.com/user/danstearns
Lord Valve
2013-09-21 21:55:48 UTC
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A personal response to Jim Aikin, 9/9/2013
Daniel Stearns
http://midiguru.wordpress.com/2012/12/26/bent-or-broken/
For the record and whatever that may be, my name is Daniel Stearns and I am the human being whose name has been removed from this Blog, Bent or Broken, by its author, Jim Aikin. The article is linked for convenience at the top of the page, and it would be wise to read it carefully before reading any further into my response to Jim. This piece only came to my attention last week long after I had already left Facebook and most all other social media far behind, and in discussing it with Chris Cutler he mentioned that it was curious how apparently sensible guys like this with some history of presumably effective criticism in their occupational past would use such ad hominen slack and nonsense to present something that is ostensibly being passed off as informed, intellectual criticism.
Ruh-oh...
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Now being something of a hermit and a what I would consider to be a settled individual, I long ago gave up trying to talk to people whose minds are not only already all made up and closed for business, but also feel the need to tell you of their accomplishments to defend the probable veracity of what are, after all, simply their accumulated opinions and biases…
See below for an example of someone not doing that:

"... I've played many thousands of gigs, taught hundreds of students, released 10 CD's of original (mostly microtonal) music, played on many more recordings, performed many Pops concerts with the Colorado Symphony (including with Bernadette Peters, Bill Conti, Judy Collins and many others), won Guitar Player mag's 1992 Ultimate Guitar Competition (Experimental Category) for a 19 tone microtonal piece, and was also featured in their Feb 2007 issue, "101 Forgotten Greats and Unsung Heroes." My last CD, "Hide & Seek," got a 4 star review in the 2011 issue of Downbeat mag, and was one of their picks for CD of the Year for 2011. I also wrote a Master Class article for them in July 2011, on the microtonal 19 tone system. Oh yeah, I also wrote 3articles in 1986 for Guitar Player mag, on the art of freelancing.

I routinely play with great musicians in the Denver area, including the Bill Hill Quintet. Bill is the long term timpanist with the Colorado Symph (32 years,) and a master percussionist and composer. His 3rd Symphony was premiered with the Symph in 2012, and his jazz charts are among the most difficult music I've ever played. And I recently struck up a deep friendship with Iraqi Oud maestro Rahim Alhaj, who is also my Oud teacher (which I have been playing for 4years, a helluva axe)."

OK, glad we got that cleared up. Go on...
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and had the game stopped there, everything would be pretty much business as usual down here on planet earth, 2013, and I wouldn't have much cared. But Jim, for whatever reason of his own I won't attempt to psychoanalyze, didn't choose to write enthusiastically and/or with some substance and something actually resembling intellectual muscle about the wonders of the Prent Rodgers of the microtonal world and whatever and so forth and so on….instead, he apparently choose a few names out of some hat (that he must've already knew he wouldn't like given his stated biases) and decided to spit in their faces to make a quick point on the way to his next intellectual, open-minded, good-hearted endeavor.
Ruh-oh...dude heard some wonky microtonal horse-shit and said so. BAD dog!
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Look, people choose what they choose to do, and I'd be of an entirely different frame of mind and mood had he simply written enthusiastically about what he sees as the good and beautiful and effective use of microtonality - or whatever other subject a renaissance man of high intellect like Jim decides to bestow his knowledge upon . Yet, here it lay for a few years spitting in the face of others who weren't invited to that little post-Christmas soiree where microtonal "losers" and their imaginary girlfriends do whatever it is that is being passed off here for informed opinion along the lines of the usual binary, intellectual laziness of "I like this, and this stinks, and you should believe this because I've got a degree and some cred, and I'm so-and-so and such-and-some".
Whew!
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Now that, while offensive enough to someone like me whose music simply *is* them,
Your music is a shit-house rat? RAD!
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it was overshadowed by the fact that it (with the sole exception of Shane Hendricks who is not from the microtonal community) sat here in the lap of the parenthetically aforementioned community for a few years while others I know by name sat on their hands and let it fly uncontested…. through what? Indifference……? the veiled notion that Jim is some kind of so-and-so who just might, maybe, write something nice about them sometime? or, I dunno, because they agreed........wow, really? Well okay, fair enough, and from now on I will surely know better for it.
Now I myself played this game once in my life with one Brian McLaren, but my God people….at least he had about twenty times the intellectual firepower – not to mention an imaginative spark of his own design! And see, that's the most important, fundamental difference here for me, and I guess I've reached the point in my life where I have a big problem condoning others who can't seem to see this most basic of distinctions. Personally, I think Jim is a really an okay guy, but man o' man….. this is pretty lightweight stuff people…..and, worse, it really does speak of a kind of closet sadist who has the gall to routinely and lazily throw out the beauty/ugly dichotomy card on all deaf ears (especially his own) while pulling the wings off of other people's butterflies for no apparent reason than the sheer fun of it.
Wow.

Looks like no matter where you go, people think you're fulla shit.
I wonder why that is?
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Okay and FWiW……here's a bit of background, most of which I have never shared publicly: I have never studied music or art, but by the time I was a teenager my last name had been changed twice through legal adoption and I gave up on school long before I physically dropped out in the middle of High School. I have been arrested three times
Dope, I'll wager.
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and I suppose we could say that I had what you might call a "rough time of it" as a child. I was born out of wedlock to a teenager in a world in 1963 where that was not the norm. I with also born with a hyper-creative imagination and endless drive into a world that appeared to me to be in slow-motion where everyone sat around and screeched and appeared utterly without a clue as to what the fuck was going on about any fucking thing at all!
And you were *ever* so superior to all those losers...getting down to the nitty and the gritty now, are we?
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So, I went inside… and deeper, deeeeeper inside. And had Jim really wanted to know anything about me as a human who makes art, he would've taken my gentle suggestions to try to understand me or address me as a human being before kicking me in the balls by using my name in his blog as a way to make a particular point of view (a "fall guy") palpable for those who apparently can't understand the difference between right and wrong or good and bad to begin with…
ROFLMBFAO!
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..Anyway, somewhere in that mess of growing up with my creative mind ablaze in small towns and broken families where it was only cool to be stupid,
And you were ever so much smarter than they were...yeah, that's the ticket...
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I came into contact with my Grandmother,
The man who eats roadkill? Or kills road eats? I can't keep all this shit straight...
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and it saved my life. How? Well, she showed me unconditional love………and the no-time-for-nonsense hard work of a farm and a person completely and utterly at one with nature. This was truly the gift of God… and from there on, my moral compass was permanently nailed to a real sturdy rig that I completely got just at a time when I needed it most.
Unfortunately, the nail was magnetized, and your compass has pointed in the wrong direction ever since.
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Now my Grandmother, very much like Ives, did not suffer fools well at all, and she would do concrete and demonstrative things in her life to prove that to me beyond a shadow of a doubt. One of the many things this showed me was that when you are bullied…and yes, even be it in the rather tepid, passive-aggressive fashion in which Jim, for reasons of his own, has chosen to do here….
Jim's the Bad Guy du Jour in this opus...been there, doing that...
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well, in those cases it is wise to cut the cancers out…..and to do it quick and hard.
Now here we cross the great divide where things apparently get kind of sketchy to people….what is good advice (that, let's face it, will probably only be taken as sanctimonious wooo-who to someone already at your back with a dagger), and what is well-deserved payback? Hmm, well, on the streets I figured it out in a hurry….. and had Jim and I met this way on the street he would've probably had himself a black eye and a fat lip and a bloody nose.
Ah, I see. You beat people up if they disagree with you.
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That's reality folks, ok. Now as I've pared my life down across the years and cut any and all co-dependency out of the equation whenever possible, I've become more and more settled and I operate my life by a code, probably somewhere between Willy Wonka and Ghost Dog.
Holy fuck, that part about the shit-house rat was dead center!
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I live alone now, and am still very much best of friends with my two sons and two wives from two marriages.
Stupid broads just couldn't understand you and your gigawatt brainpower.

Did you give them a black eye and a fat lip and a bloody nose before they
hit the road?
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I have few friends,
There's a surprise...
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and I work
"Fries with that?"
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much like Henry Darger as a completely invisible artist were I make only enough money to have basic food stuff and stable housing (which in my case means a $500 a month rental with no public assistance in a place where I have daily concerns of being robbed, broken into, or worse). I walk or ride a bike to all my doings….
Lost your license. Drugs? Alcohol?
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work, shopping, laundry….all of it. And if you do this, you realize the safe interface you have with the outside world is precarious at best. So it's quite literally a live-or-die situation out there every day in my world, because nobody else really seems to notice or even care anymore and you will be run over dead by perfectly "normal" people if you don't pay hyper-clear attention to your quite visceral environment.
Fancy that.
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So, yes…..I trust no one until they've given my reason to do so, and I try to operate *all* of my business this very intense and austere way, and have for a long while now. So at fifty this December, I still outwork most every single person I've ever known physically and mentally because I have *had* to controlled my diet, mind and my fitness in a very disciplined and functional way to be useful and *alive* in the often harsh environment I have had to exist in. But it really wasn't until I began to cultivate and train intensely with qui-gong that I finally found the last piece to a serene and healthy life; a thing I believe Ives never quite achieved as he was severely persecuted with indignities and slights by what most people would consider well intended, normal and in most cases, intelligent people. So I realized pretty early on that this is the way all of life works if you are someone like me, and I was going to have to come to peace with that very hard fact somehow, sooner or later. For me, it took a long, loooong time to work that one out in a functionally sustainable way…..but eventually all the shaking of the sieves and the funneling of life and your functionality in it clicked like a ratchet once I fully understood the connection between certain things: creativity, spirituality, and you corporeal, physical being…..and these days, present scenario with certain said Blogger and its microtonal community excluded, I have remarkably little stress and pretty much always smile and dance and do my thing…..alone.
On the corner, with your hat face-up on the sidewalk. Right?
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No TV, no radio, no newspapers, etc. So, when faced with this blog with my name (and being) somehow trapped inside it, I had to make a choice….I could just ignore it, or, I could, as I sometimes do, try to contact the person in person and say something like, "Here, try looking at *this* and *that*, because hey, I think there might be a little more to the story and the person and the music then you seem to have considered or understood.
The ones who take it to meatspace are the dangerous ones.

I have experience with a couple like that. It's why I pack heat.
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This I tried with Jim, but apparently Jim already knew what I was….garbage.
Jim sounds like a good fellow.
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But being not so bad of a guy and something by today's standards of an active, intelligent person that he obviously seems to be, he just tried to blow a few little pink dollies my way and that was about that
What the FUCK is THAT supposed to mean?
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. However, and still needing some sense of closure I suppose, I tried to see what some people in the microtonal community thought of this…….and for me, that's when things got really painful. But never one to get discouraged given the thought that I'm 100% in the right on something like this,
Why, of course you are. You *always* are. Just ask you!
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I have simply decided to let things be as they may there. However, I will never again underwrite the moral ambiguity or passive opportunism of anybody in the microtonal and wider intellectual music-making community……ever.
You took your ball and went...to RMMGJ!
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I will, however, just as much as I have always tried to, gravitate towards those people whom I believe have something resembling a real backbone, and come on people…. at least enough sense to wax and wane enthusiastically about this topic or any other sans any of the underhanded, Kindergarten class on planet All-Over that intellectuals and men of good taste and informed opinions like Jim Aikin's will forever do.
Daniel Stearns
Microcephaloid
FTFY.


Lord Valve
Organist
Lord Valve
2013-09-21 19:56:44 UTC
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BTW, in case it ain't blindingly obvious by now, i'll spell it out: This is called "leading by example",
Ah, I see. So we can ALL be crazier than a shit-house rat if we do as you do. Check!
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ok. I do it for my dignity
ROFLMBFAO!
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and for my children, and for ANY OTHER PERSON who can't tell the difference between the me's and the you's of the world. Is that clear enough.
I'm sure you thnik it is. <shrug>
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I'll be gone here eventually,
...

This is the forty-eleventh time you've left in the last two days.
Your attempt to take your ball and go home is obviously
complicated by the fact that you perceive the world as
a series of fun-house mirrors; everywhere you look, you
see you, so you think everything's peachy-keen. And
remember - no matter where you go, there you are.

Right?
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and fellers like TD (and whatever he's got left for a rep and an ego and a player) and Gerry will come back and play sage den moms and itellectual hobbiest, but now is everyone'schance to be heard for whst you got when you wire your head and your heart and your balls to the same place, and i simply don't know how to say it any clearer than that
...

Man, was that ever clear. Or...Everclear? Is that what you're running on?
That shit'll make ya go blind, but then...you probably wouldn't notice the
difference.


Lord Valve
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d***@yahoo.com
2013-09-21 20:03:28 UTC
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Ha, it's not that easy anymore my friend.... the masks are off and i ain't going nowhere until this one goes silent. So for any sensible person with something of VALUE to add, this is pretty much the perfect time to stand up and show everybody just exactly what it is that YOU are all about. And from day one, that's been my aim...a few saw it clear, and they're loooooong gone. To the rest, it's now or never..............
-Daniel Stearns
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BTW, in case it ain't blindingly obvious by now, i'll spell it out: This is called "leading by example",
Ah, I see. So we can ALL be crazier than a shit-house rat if we do as you do. Check!
Post by d***@yahoo.com
ok. I do it for my dignity
ROFLMBFAO!
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and for my children, and for ANY OTHER PERSON who can't tell the difference between the me's and the you's of the world. Is that clear enough.
I'm sure you thnik it is. <shrug>
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I'll be gone here eventually,
...
This is the forty-eleventh time you've left in the last two days.
Your attempt to take your ball and go home is obviously
complicated by the fact that you perceive the world as
a series of fun-house mirrors; everywhere you look, you
see you, so you think everything's peachy-keen. And
remember - no matter where you go, there you are.
Right?
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and fellers like TD (and whatever he's got left for a rep and an ego and a player) and Gerry will come back and play sage den moms and itellectual hobbiest, but now is everyone'schance to be heard for whst you got when you wire your head and your heart and your balls to the same place, and i simply don't know how to say it any clearer than that
...
Man, was that ever clear. Or...Everclear? Is that what you're running on?
That shit'll make ya go blind, but then...you probably wouldn't notice the
difference.
Lord Valve
Organist
Jonathan
2013-09-21 20:31:15 UTC
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Post by d***@yahoo.com
Ha, it's not that easy anymore my friend.... the masks are off and i ain't going nowhere until this one goes silent. So for any sensible person with something of VALUE to add, this is pretty much the perfect time to stand up and show everybody just exactly what it is that YOU are all about. And from day one, that's been my aim...a few saw it clear, and they're loooooong gone. To the rest, it's now or never..............
-Daniel Stearns
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BTW, in case it ain't blindingly obvious by now, i'll spell it out: This is called "leading by example",
Ah, I see. So we can ALL be crazier than a shit-house rat if we do as you do. Check!
Post by d***@yahoo.com
ok. I do it for my dignity
ROFLMBFAO!
Post by d***@yahoo.com
and for my children, and for ANY OTHER PERSON who can't tell the difference between the me's and the you's of the world. Is that clear enough.
I'm sure you thnik it is. <shrug>
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I'll be gone here eventually,
...
This is the forty-eleventh time you've left in the last two days.
Your attempt to take your ball and go home is obviously
complicated by the fact that you perceive the world as
a series of fun-house mirrors; everywhere you look, you
see you, so you think everything's peachy-keen. And
remember - no matter where you go, there you are.
Right?
Post by d***@yahoo.com
and fellers like TD (and whatever he's got left for a rep and an ego and a player) and Gerry will come back and play sage den moms and itellectual hobbiest, but now is everyone'schance to be heard for whst you got when you wire your head and your heart and your balls to the same place, and i simply don't know how to say it any clearer than that
...
Man, was that ever clear. Or...Everclear? Is that what you're running on?
That shit'll make ya go blind, but then...you probably wouldn't notice the
difference.
Lord Valve
Organist
Daniel,

As long as *you* like your music, isn't that all that really matters?
Why should you care what other people think?
Gerry
2013-09-21 21:21:00 UTC
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Post by Neil Haverstick
I just got on here, and followed the thread regarding Dan Stearn's music,
Welcome to usenet and the Dan Stearns Emotional Meltdown Hour. I'm sure
you'll provide us with a lot if relevant info in our quest to
understand "JAZZ GUITAR". That is, after all, what we do here in case
Dan didn't mention it.
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...and the rather astonishing anger it aroused in a few folks, mostly
Lord Valve (aka Fat Willie), and TD, who I do not know. First...it's ok
not to like the music that someone does, nothing wrong with that...we
all have our likes and dislikes. What IS wrong, I feel, is childish
name calling and viciousness for no real reason, which both LV and TD
seem to deal in a great deal.
I don't know if this is your first and last post to usenet, but it's a
cruel world out here. I assume you've done what Dan wanted and likely
won't read my response, but what the hell, maybe I'll get some laughs
out of my pals.

Some people here have given their lives to the pursuit of "JAZZ GUITAR"
and are very passionate about it. When they see what they believe to
be frauds, hucksters, imposters and intellectual blowhards (I'm one!)
you can imagine that gentility is not their first response. Perhaps if
the topic of the group was "personal semiotics" or "random reinvention
of art" it would be more appropriate.
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Of course, I can't know why people decide to be so angry on a public
forum. I often think it's because they feel safe, hiding behind a
computer screen, where they really don't have to account for their
actions face to face with someone. Cowardly is a word that comes to
mind, and others as well.
LIke you said, of course you can't know why, but you still call that
locus of your lack of knowledge "cowardice". Suprisingly illogical.

The two users you mentioned and I myself are known, we are not
anonymous. We're hiding precisely the way you are hiding now: typing
out our heartfelt thinking in a public forum. We've posted here for
decades. You'll post here once or twice. Do you appreciate the fact
that you arrive here to castigate us for name-calling and begin by
calling us names? In what way do our crimes differ from yours?
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I personally think Dan is a brilliant guitarist/composer.
How 'bout Justin Beiber or Boxcar Willie? I'm sure there is a
hot-button somewhere on your control panel...
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I've listened to him for many years, and although we've never met, I
consider him a spiritual brother.
You misspelled "bother".
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His sense of creativity and imagination is a real inspiration to me. As
for myself, I feel real centered about who I am as a musician...as a
professional for the last 42 years, I've played many thousands of gigs,
taught hundreds of students...
[ Resume excised. ]

Your resume is interesing in an off-topic and unrelated kind of way. I
see you too are a microtonalist, who (I'm guessing) find the
limitations of Western music confining. That's nice. As for us, we'd
likely be considered traditionalists in your thinking: We are jazz
guitarists. If you know a little history related to art you often find
traditionalists get into dust-ups with people who are inventing a
personal art form that rejects almost every conceptual underpinning of
their own tradition?

If Dan got hit in the face with a rotten tomato he should feel proud
that he's in a long line of mavericky "creators" that went
unappreciated in their own lifetimes but later on were forgotten
altogether.

By the way, do you understand how usenet is constructed--with different
topics of interest segregated by the *topic* itself?

[ Additional resume excised. ]

What does your resume have to do with the fact that many of us
disregard Dan's music as irrelevant and, within the context of "JAZZ
GUITAR", potentially irritating? We get spam from Muslims selling
Koranic wisdown, tennis shoe salesman from Indonesia, Nigerian Princes
with cash-flow problems, and Dan's stuff. All of it is generally
off-topic. Being on topic is certanly not law, but it's a good way to
avoid a tomato in the puss.

Say: If your resume got long enough do you think we'd buckle and
concede that Dan's music is either "good" or relevant to jazz guitar?

I don't think anybody cares whether y'all make noise and then call it
music or pizza or chisel it into marble. Why would we care? But if
instead you want to bring it to the wrong audience, be criticized for
it, and then go through a 3-day marathon emotional meltdown of
name-calling and insults, ending with drafting old buddies to give
testimonials: Honestly, you think this is an appropriate response?

The last time somebody said my music sucked I stopped calling them
names with a couple of minutes. And *I'd* be considered combative!
Three days every year or so--it gets to be real drain, y'know?

Think about it: Not every venue is a good venue for everything. He's
selling tacos at the Buddhist temple!

After a year of coddling Dan with questions about his approach, his
intent and his background, all of it unanswered, I gave up. If you
blame my "ignorance" you're going to have to blame Dan for fostering
it. Now some of us are actively avoiding him as he seems to be losing
his grip on reality. Is that better or worse than name-calling?

It's really pretty sad because it's quite obvious that this is really
painful to Dan, he gropes for elegant insults and logical syntax. It's
really just sad. I've always held him in some measure of "parallel
world" respect. But his temper tantrums--how the hell does this serve
his needs?
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If I disagree with someone about their art, or whatever, I feel there's
an honorable way to approach that.
Does it involve name-calling?
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If I don't like, or understand, what they're doing, I see no need to
attack them, as was done here with Dan.
That's very gentile of you. We try to be open and candid here, but when
that doesn't work we go with name-calling; just like in the rest of the
world. We've tried to make it more utopian but goll-darn it, it always
gets all stinky and human the minute you turn your back.
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My feeling is, basically, that most of you here who attacked him have
no idea whatsoever what he's doing,
I've been asking him questions about his intent, methods and background
for probably 8 years or so, and he doesn't ANSWER the questions. I know
in utopia that's called "good manners" or "being spiritual" or
something, but here in stinky human land it's called rude, and more
importantly it's called *evasive*, and that adds another layer of
apparent huckster to the aura.
Post by Neil Haverstick
...and your anger comes from the frustration of realizing that you are
very limited indeed as musicians.
Are you missing this simple curiousity: You were enlisted to come here
and spank us for calling Dan naughty names and your solution is...
calling us names!

And you say "limited" like it's a real curse. If we each played 20
instruments in 50 styles do you think that would be more gooder? Is it
okay that Casals really only played the cello or were his limitations
just something we had to put up with? How about when you're limited to
microtonal music, eschewing classic ballads, bossa, bop and blues--are
these limitations to be inexplicably revered?
Post by Neil Haverstick
When I don't understand something, I always attempt to learn what that
person is doing rather than spray my ignorance all over the internet,
where everybody can see just how uninformed I am.
You keep your ignorance hidden then. Okay. I see no shame in
ignorance; usually I ask questions and the logic is exposed. If there
is logic, of course.

And say that like if you stare at watch long enough you'll understand
time. I gave his "soundscapes" my best shot. Not everything works for
everybody. I don't understand it with in the context of "music" in my
conception, because it doesn't attempt to BE music within my
conception. It attempts to avoid it, and succeeds. I don't understand
it and so I don't want to hear it anymore. Are you recommending I to
listen to everything I don't like until satori? Or just Dan's stuff?

If he wanted to make his "soundscapes" understandable he took the wrong
course of action. Do you think not "getting" his music is some kind of
curse or something? Jimmy is banging on a pot in the garage: What's to
understand? That if he does it every six weeks and brings tapes to me
like it's a treasure, this noise he extruded, that I'm going to weary
of the game. This, instead of assuming the lotus position and reminding
myself that to some people noise is a kind music, and that garbage is a
kind of food, and that up is a kind of down.
Post by Neil Haverstick
That might be good advice for the folks here who don't seem to know how
to have an intelligent and honorable conversation with people that they
disagree with...
We're also stupid and dishonorable. Thanks for the insults. I think
you've taught a lot of us how being insulting can be really kind of
spiritual when it comes from a man whose got a long enough resume.

We've now had two of these testimonials. Do you know how many more of
them are lined up?
--
Those who wish to sing always find a song. -- Swedish proverb
Lord Valve
2013-09-21 22:18:52 UTC
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Post by Neil Haverstick
I personally think Dan is a brilliant guitarist/composer.
How 'bout Justin Beiber or Boxcar Willie? I'm sure there is a
hot-button somewhere on your control panel...
OW!! FUCK!! That's *cold*, man...ROFLMBFAO!
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Post by Neil Haverstick
I've listened to him for many years, and although we've never met, I
consider him a spiritual brother.
You misspelled "bother".
Bam! Pow!
Post by Gerry
Post by Neil Haverstick
His sense of creativity and imagination is a real inspiration to me. As
for myself, I feel real centered about who I am as a musician...as a
professional for the last 42 years, I've played many thousands of gigs,
taught hundreds of students...
[ Resume excised. ]
Your resume is interesing in an off-topic and unrelated kind of way. I
see you too are a microtonalist, who (I'm guessing) find the
limitations of Western music confining. That's nice. As for us, we'd
likely be considered traditionalists in your thinking: We are jazz
guitarists. If you know a little history related to art you often find
traditionalists get into dust-ups with people who are inventing a
personal art form that rejects almost every conceptual underpinning of
their own tradition?
If Dan got hit in the face with a rotten tomato he should feel proud
that he's in a long line of mavericky "creators" that went
unappreciated in their own lifetimes but later on were forgotten
altogether.
Hey, I like this guy...he can craft a flame with the best of 'em.
Post by Gerry
By the way, do you understand how usenet is constructed--with different
topics of interest segregated by the *topic* itself?
[ Additional resume excised. ]
What does your resume have to do with the fact that many of us
disregard Dan's music as irrelevant and, within the context of "JAZZ
GUITAR", potentially irritating? We get spam from Muslims selling
Koranic wisdown, tennis shoe salesman from Indonesia, Nigerian Princes
with cash-flow problems, and Dan's stuff. All of it is generally
off-topic. Being on topic is certanly not law, but it's a good way to
avoid a tomato in the puss.
Say: If your resume got long enough do you think we'd buckle and
concede that Dan's music is either "good" or relevant to jazz guitar?
I don't think anybody cares whether y'all make noise and then call it
music or pizza or chisel it into marble. Why would we care? But if
instead you want to bring it to the wrong audience, be criticized for
it, and then go through a 3-day marathon emotional meltdown of
name-calling and insults, ending with drafting old buddies to give
testimonials: Honestly, you think this is an appropriate response?
The last time somebody said my music sucked I stopped calling them
names with a couple of minutes. And *I'd* be considered combative!
Three days every year or so--it gets to be real drain, y'know?
Think about it: Not every venue is a good venue for everything. He's
selling tacos at the Buddhist temple!
PORK tacos!
Post by Gerry
After a year of coddling Dan with questions about his approach, his
intent and his background, all of it unanswered, I gave up. If you
blame my "ignorance" you're going to have to blame Dan for fostering
it. Now some of us are actively avoiding him as he seems to be losing
his grip on reality. Is that better or worse than name-calling?
It's really pretty sad because it's quite obvious that this is really
painful to Dan, he gropes for elegant insults and logical syntax. It's
really just sad. I've always held him in some measure of "parallel
world" respect. But his temper tantrums--how the hell does this serve
his needs?
Post by Neil Haverstick
If I disagree with someone about their art, or whatever, I feel there's
an honorable way to approach that.
Does it involve name-calling?
Post by Neil Haverstick
If I don't like, or understand, what they're doing, I see no need to
attack them, as was done here with Dan.
That's very gentile of you. We try to be open and candid here, but when
that doesn't work we go with name-calling; just like in the rest of the
world. We've tried to make it more utopian but goll-darn it, it always
gets all stinky and human the minute you turn your back.
Post by Neil Haverstick
My feeling is, basically, that most of you here who attacked him have
no idea whatsoever what he's doing,
I've been asking him questions about his intent, methods and background
for probably 8 years or so, and he doesn't ANSWER the questions. I know
in utopia that's called "good manners" or "being spiritual" or
something, but here in stinky human land it's called rude, and more
importantly it's called *evasive*, and that adds another layer of
apparent huckster to the aura.
*I* know what he's doing.

Its the sonic equivalent of "Plan 9 from Outer Space,"
so fuckin' bad it's hilarious. And he's no Ed Wood,
either...
Post by Gerry
Post by Neil Haverstick
...and your anger comes from the frustration of realizing that you are
very limited indeed as musicians.
Are you missing this simple curiousity: You were enlisted to come here
and spank us for calling Dan naughty names and your solution is...
calling us names!
And you say "limited" like it's a real curse. If we each played 20
instruments in 50 styles do you think that would be more gooder? Is it
okay that Casals really only played the cello or were his limitations
just something we had to put up with? How about when you're limited to
microtonal music, eschewing classic ballads, bossa, bop and blues--are
these limitations to be inexplicably revered?
Crux!
Post by Gerry
Post by Neil Haverstick
When I don't understand something, I always attempt to learn what that
person is doing rather than spray my ignorance all over the internet,
where everybody can see just how uninformed I am.
You keep your ignorance hidden then. Okay. I see no shame in
ignorance; usually I ask questions and the logic is exposed. If there
is logic, of course.
And say that like if you stare at watch long enough you'll understand
time. I gave his "soundscapes" my best shot. Not everything works for
everybody. I don't understand it with in the context of "music" in my
conception, because it doesn't attempt to BE music within my
conception. It attempts to avoid it, and succeeds. I don't understand
it and so I don't want to hear it anymore. Are you recommending I to
listen to everything I don't like until satori? Or just Dan's stuff?
Hey...I'm kinda thinkin' that since we (supposedly) don't
waterboard bad guys any more, a ten-minute dose of
Stearns would have any of 'em begging to spill the
beans if we would only SHUT THAT CRAP OFF...hell,
wouldn't even have to play it that loud. Just duct-tape
a pair of AKG K-240s to the Al Qaida asshole's
head and sit back and wait for the info to start blubberig
out...ya think?
Post by Gerry
If he wanted to make his "soundscapes" understandable he took the wrong
course of action. Do you think not "getting" his music is some kind of
curse or something? Jimmy is banging on a pot in the garage: What's to
understand? That if he does it every six weeks and brings tapes to me
like it's a treasure, this noise he extruded, that I'm going to weary
of the game. This, instead of assuming the lotus position and reminding
myself that to some people noise is a kind music, and that garbage is a
kind of food, and that up is a kind of down.
Post by Neil Haverstick
That might be good advice for the folks here who don't seem to know how
to have an intelligent and honorable conversation with people that they
disagree with...
We're also stupid and dishonorable.
I'm "a mediocre organ player who has absolutely no
standing in the music scene." Neil says so, although
he's never heard me play. And as far as *his* scene
goes, he's right...I'm not interested in it.
Post by Gerry
Thanks for the insults. I think
you've taught a lot of us how being insulting can be really kind of
spiritual when it comes from a man whose got a long enough resume.
We've now had two of these testimonials. Do you know how many more of
them are lined up?
--
Those who wish to sing always find a song. -- Swedish proverb
Spot on, sir.

Of course, I'm not a guitarist (after all...those things only
play six or seven notes at a time...why bother?) so you'll
have to take anything I say with a grain of salt.

I do, however, get on famously with most guitarists
out here in meatspace, since I know how to play
the Hammond without stepping all over them. It's
a fine line, and many organists can't walk it.

Lord Valve
Organist
d***@yahoo.com
2013-09-21 23:19:00 UTC
Permalink
The truth here is this: Gerry and the other guy already showed you what they got, as did I. The only people who got any chance here are TD and others like him, a particular starain of weasel I personally despise. My music, My intellect, My Heart, My courage....it's all there folks. Read it ALL...carefully. As i've said before, these guys teach your children, They are scumbags at worse, and seriously ego deluted intellectual weeklings at best....bullies. Now i've kept my cool, I've chose my WORDS carefully, you didn't. It's all there...so TD, come on out, because this is what I really think:

Gerry and Fat Albert are now bedbuddies, right where they should be for each other. They gotta live with that..funny thing is they hate each other, That's how pathetic this is. Weak, no balls BS. Now TD can play. That's it. He got the gigs and biz to show it...my problem is that his ego is ten million miles beyond his own fucking conduct....get it? Anybody? Now he has to live with that, not me, though I obviously do, as I am here tryingh to show anyone with AGAIN...i REPAET----their brains and their hearts and their balls all pumping the same blood. They don't .Read it. It's there, and now that this has gone viral i think it's time for people to stop playing games and start speaking real life....okay. You all blew me off thinking you had the upper hand...that's were YOUR vcourage comes from. Unfortunately, you never saw me for who i am, and now you're stuck here with your pants down trying to figure out how to spin it so your shit won't stink so much anymore.....is THAT clear enough?
Daniel Anthony Stearns
Post by Gerry
Post by Neil Haverstick
I just got on here, and followed the thread regarding Dan Stearn's music,
Welcome to usenet and the Dan Stearns Emotional Meltdown Hour. I'm sure
you'll provide us with a lot if relevant info in our quest to
understand "JAZZ GUITAR". That is, after all, what we do here in case
Dan didn't mention it.
Post by Neil Haverstick
...and the rather astonishing anger it aroused in a few folks, mostly
Lord Valve (aka Fat Willie), and TD, who I do not know. First...it's ok
not to like the music that someone does, nothing wrong with that...we
all have our likes and dislikes. What IS wrong, I feel, is childish
name calling and viciousness for no real reason, which both LV and TD
seem to deal in a great deal.
I don't know if this is your first and last post to usenet, but it's a
cruel world out here. I assume you've done what Dan wanted and likely
won't read my response, but what the hell, maybe I'll get some laughs
out of my pals.
Some people here have given their lives to the pursuit of "JAZZ GUITAR"
and are very passionate about it. When they see what they believe to
be frauds, hucksters, imposters and intellectual blowhards (I'm one!)
you can imagine that gentility is not their first response. Perhaps if
the topic of the group was "personal semiotics" or "random reinvention
of art" it would be more appropriate.
Post by Neil Haverstick
Of course, I can't know why people decide to be so angry on a public
forum. I often think it's because they feel safe, hiding behind a
computer screen, where they really don't have to account for their
actions face to face with someone. Cowardly is a word that comes to
mind, and others as well.
LIke you said, of course you can't know why, but you still call that
locus of your lack of knowledge "cowardice". Suprisingly illogical.
The two users you mentioned and I myself are known, we are not
anonymous. We're hiding precisely the way you are hiding now: typing
out our heartfelt thinking in a public forum. We've posted here for
decades. You'll post here once or twice. Do you appreciate the fact
that you arrive here to castigate us for name-calling and begin by
calling us names? In what way do our crimes differ from yours?
Post by Neil Haverstick
I personally think Dan is a brilliant guitarist/composer.
How 'bout Justin Beiber or Boxcar Willie? I'm sure there is a
hot-button somewhere on your control panel...
Post by Neil Haverstick
I've listened to him for many years, and although we've never met, I
consider him a spiritual brother.
You misspelled "bother".
Post by Neil Haverstick
His sense of creativity and imagination is a real inspiration to me. As
for myself, I feel real centered about who I am as a musician...as a
professional for the last 42 years, I've played many thousands of gigs,
taught hundreds of students...
[ Resume excised. ]
Your resume is interesing in an off-topic and unrelated kind of way. I
see you too are a microtonalist, who (I'm guessing) find the
limitations of Western music confining. That's nice. As for us, we'd
likely be considered traditionalists in your thinking: We are jazz
guitarists. If you know a little history related to art you often find
traditionalists get into dust-ups with people who are inventing a
personal art form that rejects almost every conceptual underpinning of
their own tradition?
If Dan got hit in the face with a rotten tomato he should feel proud
that he's in a long line of mavericky "creators" that went
unappreciated in their own lifetimes but later on were forgotten
altogether.
By the way, do you understand how usenet is constructed--with different
topics of interest segregated by the *topic* itself?
[ Additional resume excised. ]
What does your resume have to do with the fact that many of us
disregard Dan's music as irrelevant and, within the context of "JAZZ
GUITAR", potentially irritating? We get spam from Muslims selling
Koranic wisdown, tennis shoe salesman from Indonesia, Nigerian Princes
with cash-flow problems, and Dan's stuff. All of it is generally
off-topic. Being on topic is certanly not law, but it's a good way to
avoid a tomato in the puss.
Say: If your resume got long enough do you think we'd buckle and
concede that Dan's music is either "good" or relevant to jazz guitar?
I don't think anybody cares whether y'all make noise and then call it
music or pizza or chisel it into marble. Why would we care? But if
instead you want to bring it to the wrong audience, be criticized for
it, and then go through a 3-day marathon emotional meltdown of
name-calling and insults, ending with drafting old buddies to give
testimonials: Honestly, you think this is an appropriate response?
The last time somebody said my music sucked I stopped calling them
names with a couple of minutes. And *I'd* be considered combative!
Three days every year or so--it gets to be real drain, y'know?
Think about it: Not every venue is a good venue for everything. He's
selling tacos at the Buddhist temple!
After a year of coddling Dan with questions about his approach, his
intent and his background, all of it unanswered, I gave up. If you
blame my "ignorance" you're going to have to blame Dan for fostering
it. Now some of us are actively avoiding him as he seems to be losing
his grip on reality. Is that better or worse than name-calling?
It's really pretty sad because it's quite obvious that this is really
painful to Dan, he gropes for elegant insults and logical syntax. It's
really just sad. I've always held him in some measure of "parallel
world" respect. But his temper tantrums--how the hell does this serve
his needs?
Post by Neil Haverstick
If I disagree with someone about their art, or whatever, I feel there's
an honorable way to approach that.
Does it involve name-calling?
Post by Neil Haverstick
If I don't like, or understand, what they're doing, I see no need to
attack them, as was done here with Dan.
That's very gentile of you. We try to be open and candid here, but when
that doesn't work we go with name-calling; just like in the rest of the
world. We've tried to make it more utopian but goll-darn it, it always
gets all stinky and human the minute you turn your back.
Post by Neil Haverstick
My feeling is, basically, that most of you here who attacked him have
no idea whatsoever what he's doing,
I've been asking him questions about his intent, methods and background
for probably 8 years or so, and he doesn't ANSWER the questions. I know
in utopia that's called "good manners" or "being spiritual" or
something, but here in stinky human land it's called rude, and more
importantly it's called *evasive*, and that adds another layer of
apparent huckster to the aura.
Post by Neil Haverstick
...and your anger comes from the frustration of realizing that you are
very limited indeed as musicians.
Are you missing this simple curiousity: You were enlisted to come here
and spank us for calling Dan naughty names and your solution is...
calling us names!
And you say "limited" like it's a real curse. If we each played 20
instruments in 50 styles do you think that would be more gooder? Is it
okay that Casals really only played the cello or were his limitations
just something we had to put up with? How about when you're limited to
microtonal music, eschewing classic ballads, bossa, bop and blues--are
these limitations to be inexplicably revered?
Post by Neil Haverstick
When I don't understand something, I always attempt to learn what that
person is doing rather than spray my ignorance all over the internet,
where everybody can see just how uninformed I am.
You keep your ignorance hidden then. Okay. I see no shame in
ignorance; usually I ask questions and the logic is exposed. If there
is logic, of course.
And say that like if you stare at watch long enough you'll understand
time. I gave his "soundscapes" my best shot. Not everything works for
everybody. I don't understand it with in the context of "music" in my
conception, because it doesn't attempt to BE music within my
conception. It attempts to avoid it, and succeeds. I don't understand
it and so I don't want to hear it anymore. Are you recommending I to
listen to everything I don't like until satori? Or just Dan's stuff?
If he wanted to make his "soundscapes" understandable he took the wrong
course of action. Do you think not "getting" his music is some kind of
curse or something? Jimmy is banging on a pot in the garage: What's to
understand? That if he does it every six weeks and brings tapes to me
like it's a treasure, this noise he extruded, that I'm going to weary
of the game. This, instead of assuming the lotus position and reminding
myself that to some people noise is a kind music, and that garbage is a
kind of food, and that up is a kind of down.
Post by Neil Haverstick
That might be good advice for the folks here who don't seem to know how
to have an intelligent and honorable conversation with people that they
disagree with...
We're also stupid and dishonorable. Thanks for the insults. I think
you've taught a lot of us how being insulting can be really kind of
spiritual when it comes from a man whose got a long enough resume.
We've now had two of these testimonials. Do you know how many more of
them are lined up?
--
Those who wish to sing always find a song. -- Swedish proverb
Lord Valve
2013-09-21 23:56:31 UTC
Permalink
***@yahoo.com wrote:

"They are scumbags at worse, and seriously ego
deluted intellectual weeklings at best....."

Goddamn - that may be the best "I'm smarter than
you" flame I've ever seen. That's one for the sigfile,
if I ever go back to using one.
Post by d***@yahoo.com
Gerry and Fat Albert
I'm...fat?

Holy SHIT, how the hell did THAT happen? I was OK a minute
ago, and now look at me! Damn!
Post by d***@yahoo.com
are now bedbuddies, right where they should be for each other. They gotta live with that..funny thing is they hate each other,
Naw, I don't hate him.

I just hold him in the same Mexican standoff I hold
every other smart-ass motherfucker who's nearly
my equal, or thinks he is, or would like to be. ;-)
Post by d***@yahoo.com
That's how pathetic this is. Weak, no balls BS. Now TD can play. That's it. He got the gigs and biz to show it...my problem is that his ego is ten million miles beyond his own fucking conduct....get it?
Oh, lord. Sure, I get it...I'm fixin' to bust a gut laughin' here, can I get a witness?
Post by d***@yahoo.com
Anybody? Now he has to live with that, not me, though I obviously do, as I am here tryingh to show anyone with AGAIN...i REPAET
You, um....you "repaet"? OK, if you say so. You seem pretty sure about it.
Post by d***@yahoo.com
----their brains and their hearts and their balls all pumping the same blood.
Hey - what about my dick? What about Ives?
Post by d***@yahoo.com
They don't .Read it. It's there, and now that this has gone viral
Um..."viral" has to be a bit larger than RMMGJ. Just sayin'.
Post by d***@yahoo.com
i think it's time for people to stop playing games and start speaking real life....okay. You all blew me off thinking you had the upper hand...that's were YOUR vcourage comes from. Unfortunately, you never saw me for who i am, and now you're stuck here with your pants down trying to figure out how to spin it so your shit won't stink so much anymore.....is THAT clear enough?
Well, if you're a connoisseur of plain speech, then here:

Man, you fucking *stink on ice*. That shit you play isn;t
even close to being music, it's just some jumbled-up
schlock that leaked out of your ass. You dump a bucket
of that garbage in here every so often and then get your
nose out of joint and tell everyone what lowlifes they
are for not understanding your hot-shit megatalent.
Get over yourself, asswipe - you *SUCK*. The fact
that you can occasionally find someone else who's
as demented as you are who will tell you you *don't*
suck just proves that there is more than one rat in
your particular shit-house. You are batshit crazy
and dogshit stupid, and the crap you record is
*proof* of that. No sane human being (save possibly
the profoundly deaf) can stand to be exposed to that
nonsense for more than a minute or two. It's *noise*.

....is THAT clear enough?


Lord Valve
Organist
d***@yahoo.com
2013-09-22 00:13:16 UTC
Permalink
My whole aim from day one was to show you people your hypocracy and patheticness. I saw it clear as day, but i didn'y knowe how to address in a way so that people with brains would actually see through all the see-through BS these guys try to trick you on....the fact is they do. Every day. They are you....normal people. They suck. Period. Now i have faith in humanity, suprisingly enough, so i made sure a few people i knew in the arts and social sciences would kepp an eye on this...and i told them...just wait...let me do it my way, and we'll see what's what....I did't have to wait long. I knew that, they just undersetimated your depravity...they did that with Hitler too, remember. Now some were keen to that early. They didn't have the stomach for it......i did. So i bided my time, and i waited, and i did it the right way with NOTHING to retract or *clean up*. What i didn't expect was for TD to buy the thing hook line and sinker....he did. His bad, not mine. Now, as this spreads out to ther sites everyhour and each day we will see who is who and what is what. Everbody had a name in this, and a few of youm thank GOD, have had your say.......now lets wait and see what will be what......hmmm?
Daniel Anthonty Stearns
Post by d***@yahoo.com
Gerry and Fat Albert are now bedbuddies, right where they should be for each other. They gotta live with that..funny thing is they hate each other, That's how pathetic this is. Weak, no balls BS. Now TD can play. That's it. He got the gigs and biz to show it...my problem is that his ego is ten million miles beyond his own fucking conduct....get it? Anybody? Now he has to live with that, not me, though I obviously do, as I am here tryingh to show anyone with AGAIN...i REPAET----their brains and their hearts and their balls all pumping the same blood. They don't .Read it. It's there, and now that this has gone viral i think it's time for people to stop playing games and start speaking real life....okay. You all blew me off thinking you had the upper hand...that's were YOUR vcourage comes from. Unfortunately, you never saw me for who i am, and now you're stuck here with your pants down trying to figure out how to spin it so your shit won't stink so much anymore.....is THAT clear enough?
Daniel Anthony Stearns
Post by Gerry
Post by Neil Haverstick
I just got on here, and followed the thread regarding Dan Stearn's music,
Welcome to usenet and the Dan Stearns Emotional Meltdown Hour. I'm sure
you'll provide us with a lot if relevant info in our quest to
understand "JAZZ GUITAR". That is, after all, what we do here in case
Dan didn't mention it.
Post by Neil Haverstick
...and the rather astonishing anger it aroused in a few folks, mostly
Lord Valve (aka Fat Willie), and TD, who I do not know. First...it's ok
not to like the music that someone does, nothing wrong with that...we
all have our likes and dislikes. What IS wrong, I feel, is childish
name calling and viciousness for no real reason, which both LV and TD
seem to deal in a great deal.
I don't know if this is your first and last post to usenet, but it's a
cruel world out here. I assume you've done what Dan wanted and likely
won't read my response, but what the hell, maybe I'll get some laughs
out of my pals.
Some people here have given their lives to the pursuit of "JAZZ GUITAR"
and are very passionate about it. When they see what they believe to
be frauds, hucksters, imposters and intellectual blowhards (I'm one!)
you can imagine that gentility is not their first response. Perhaps if
the topic of the group was "personal semiotics" or "random reinvention
of art" it would be more appropriate.
Post by Neil Haverstick
Of course, I can't know why people decide to be so angry on a public
forum. I often think it's because they feel safe, hiding behind a
computer screen, where they really don't have to account for their
actions face to face with someone. Cowardly is a word that comes to
mind, and others as well.
LIke you said, of course you can't know why, but you still call that
locus of your lack of knowledge "cowardice". Suprisingly illogical.
The two users you mentioned and I myself are known, we are not
anonymous. We're hiding precisely the way you are hiding now: typing
out our heartfelt thinking in a public forum. We've posted here for
decades. You'll post here once or twice. Do you appreciate the fact
that you arrive here to castigate us for name-calling and begin by
calling us names? In what way do our crimes differ from yours?
Post by Neil Haverstick
I personally think Dan is a brilliant guitarist/composer.
How 'bout Justin Beiber or Boxcar Willie? I'm sure there is a
hot-button somewhere on your control panel...
Post by Neil Haverstick
I've listened to him for many years, and although we've never met, I
consider him a spiritual brother.
You misspelled "bother".
Post by Neil Haverstick
His sense of creativity and imagination is a real inspiration to me. As
for myself, I feel real centered about who I am as a musician...as a
professional for the last 42 years, I've played many thousands of gigs,
taught hundreds of students...
[ Resume excised. ]
Your resume is interesing in an off-topic and unrelated kind of way. I
see you too are a microtonalist, who (I'm guessing) find the
limitations of Western music confining. That's nice. As for us, we'd
likely be considered traditionalists in your thinking: We are jazz
guitarists. If you know a little history related to art you often find
traditionalists get into dust-ups with people who are inventing a
personal art form that rejects almost every conceptual underpinning of
their own tradition?
If Dan got hit in the face with a rotten tomato he should feel proud
that he's in a long line of mavericky "creators" that went
unappreciated in their own lifetimes but later on were forgotten
altogether.
By the way, do you understand how usenet is constructed--with different
topics of interest segregated by the *topic* itself?
[ Additional resume excised. ]
What does your resume have to do with the fact that many of us
disregard Dan's music as irrelevant and, within the context of "JAZZ
GUITAR", potentially irritating? We get spam from Muslims selling
Koranic wisdown, tennis shoe salesman from Indonesia, Nigerian Princes
with cash-flow problems, and Dan's stuff. All of it is generally
off-topic. Being on topic is certanly not law, but it's a good way to
avoid a tomato in the puss.
Say: If your resume got long enough do you think we'd buckle and
concede that Dan's music is either "good" or relevant to jazz guitar?
I don't think anybody cares whether y'all make noise and then call it
music or pizza or chisel it into marble. Why would we care? But if
instead you want to bring it to the wrong audience, be criticized for
it, and then go through a 3-day marathon emotional meltdown of
name-calling and insults, ending with drafting old buddies to give
testimonials: Honestly, you think this is an appropriate response?
The last time somebody said my music sucked I stopped calling them
names with a couple of minutes. And *I'd* be considered combative!
Three days every year or so--it gets to be real drain, y'know?
Think about it: Not every venue is a good venue for everything. He's
selling tacos at the Buddhist temple!
After a year of coddling Dan with questions about his approach, his
intent and his background, all of it unanswered, I gave up. If you
blame my "ignorance" you're going to have to blame Dan for fostering
it. Now some of us are actively avoiding him as he seems to be losing
his grip on reality. Is that better or worse than name-calling?
It's really pretty sad because it's quite obvious that this is really
painful to Dan, he gropes for elegant insults and logical syntax. It's
really just sad. I've always held him in some measure of "parallel
world" respect. But his temper tantrums--how the hell does this serve
his needs?
Post by Neil Haverstick
If I disagree with someone about their art, or whatever, I feel there's
an honorable way to approach that.
Does it involve name-calling?
Post by Neil Haverstick
If I don't like, or understand, what they're doing, I see no need to
attack them, as was done here with Dan.
That's very gentile of you. We try to be open and candid here, but when
that doesn't work we go with name-calling; just like in the rest of the
world. We've tried to make it more utopian but goll-darn it, it always
gets all stinky and human the minute you turn your back.
Post by Neil Haverstick
My feeling is, basically, that most of you here who attacked him have
no idea whatsoever what he's doing,
I've been asking him questions about his intent, methods and background
for probably 8 years or so, and he doesn't ANSWER the questions. I know
in utopia that's called "good manners" or "being spiritual" or
something, but here in stinky human land it's called rude, and more
importantly it's called *evasive*, and that adds another layer of
apparent huckster to the aura.
Post by Neil Haverstick
...and your anger comes from the frustration of realizing that you are
very limited indeed as musicians.
Are you missing this simple curiousity: You were enlisted to come here
and spank us for calling Dan naughty names and your solution is...
calling us names!
And you say "limited" like it's a real curse. If we each played 20
instruments in 50 styles do you think that would be more gooder? Is it
okay that Casals really only played the cello or were his limitations
just something we had to put up with? How about when you're limited to
microtonal music, eschewing classic ballads, bossa, bop and blues--are
these limitations to be inexplicably revered?
Post by Neil Haverstick
When I don't understand something, I always attempt to learn what that
person is doing rather than spray my ignorance all over the internet,
where everybody can see just how uninformed I am.
You keep your ignorance hidden then. Okay. I see no shame in
ignorance; usually I ask questions and the logic is exposed. If there
is logic, of course.
And say that like if you stare at watch long enough you'll understand
time. I gave his "soundscapes" my best shot. Not everything works for
everybody. I don't understand it with in the context of "music" in my
conception, because it doesn't attempt to BE music within my
conception. It attempts to avoid it, and succeeds. I don't understand
it and so I don't want to hear it anymore. Are you recommending I to
listen to everything I don't like until satori? Or just Dan's stuff?
If he wanted to make his "soundscapes" understandable he took the wrong
course of action. Do you think not "getting" his music is some kind of
curse or something? Jimmy is banging on a pot in the garage: What's to
understand? That if he does it every six weeks and brings tapes to me
like it's a treasure, this noise he extruded, that I'm going to weary
of the game. This, instead of assuming the lotus position and reminding
myself that to some people noise is a kind music, and that garbage is a
kind of food, and that up is a kind of down.
Post by Neil Haverstick
That might be good advice for the folks here who don't seem to know how
to have an intelligent and honorable conversation with people that they
disagree with...
We're also stupid and dishonorable. Thanks for the insults. I think
you've taught a lot of us how being insulting can be really kind of
spiritual when it comes from a man whose got a long enough resume.
We've now had two of these testimonials. Do you know how many more of
them are lined up?
--
Those who wish to sing always find a song. -- Swedish proverb
d***@yahoo.com
2013-09-22 00:37:58 UTC
Permalink
This will eventually be a report, a case study in the social science field by my son and his friend who are studying in that field, That was my intention from the start. Now, how far that will spread, I really can't say, but all the players lined right up and acted exactly as I wrote in the preface to this, that they would. It was an experiment in social studies, if that's nit to heavy for you smart folks out there. That's all, and a morality story about real-life and having the courage not to fear your own head, heart, and imaginative prowess. That so few people will stand up to these type of individuals in real life is the only thing ythis is really about from day one. However, it also changed my belief and faith in doing the right thing, even if it is tough and messy, and doing it right so i can sleep at night without any of you fine folks next to me.
Daniel Anthony Stearns
Post by d***@yahoo.com
My whole aim from day one was to show you people your hypocracy and patheticness. I saw it clear as day, but i didn'y knowe how to address in a way so that people with brains would actually see through all the see-through BS these guys try to trick you on....the fact is they do. Every day. They are you....normal people. They suck. Period. Now i have faith in humanity, suprisingly enough, so i made sure a few people i knew in the arts and social sciences would kepp an eye on this...and i told them...just wait...let me do it my way, and we'll see what's what....I did't have to wait long. I knew that, they just undersetimated your depravity...they did that with Hitler too, remember. Now some were keen to that early. They didn't have the stomach for it......i did. So i bided my time, and i waited, and i did it the right way with NOTHING to retract or *clean up*. What i didn't expect was for TD to buy the thing hook line and sinker....he did. His bad, not mine. Now, as this spreads out to ther sites everyhour and each day we will see who is who and what is what. Everbody had a name in this, and a few of youm thank GOD, have had your say.......now lets wait and see what will be what......hmmm?
Daniel Anthonty Stearns
Post by d***@yahoo.com
Gerry and Fat Albert are now bedbuddies, right where they should be for each other. They gotta live with that..funny thing is they hate each other, That's how pathetic this is. Weak, no balls BS. Now TD can play. That's it. He got the gigs and biz to show it...my problem is that his ego is ten million miles beyond his own fucking conduct....get it? Anybody? Now he has to live with that, not me, though I obviously do, as I am here tryingh to show anyone with AGAIN...i REPAET----their brains and their hearts and their balls all pumping the same blood. They don't .Read it. It's there, and now that this has gone viral i think it's time for people to stop playing games and start speaking real life....okay. You all blew me off thinking you had the upper hand...that's were YOUR vcourage comes from. Unfortunately, you never saw me for who i am, and now you're stuck here with your pants down trying to figure out how to spin it so your shit won't stink so much anymore.....is THAT clear enough?
Daniel Anthony Stearns
Post by Gerry
Post by Neil Haverstick
I just got on here, and followed the thread regarding Dan Stearn's music,
Welcome to usenet and the Dan Stearns Emotional Meltdown Hour. I'm sure
you'll provide us with a lot if relevant info in our quest to
understand "JAZZ GUITAR". That is, after all, what we do here in case
Dan didn't mention it.
Post by Neil Haverstick
...and the rather astonishing anger it aroused in a few folks, mostly
Lord Valve (aka Fat Willie), and TD, who I do not know. First...it's ok
not to like the music that someone does, nothing wrong with that...we
all have our likes and dislikes. What IS wrong, I feel, is childish
name calling and viciousness for no real reason, which both LV and TD
seem to deal in a great deal.
I don't know if this is your first and last post to usenet, but it's a
cruel world out here. I assume you've done what Dan wanted and likely
won't read my response, but what the hell, maybe I'll get some laughs
out of my pals.
Some people here have given their lives to the pursuit of "JAZZ GUITAR"
and are very passionate about it. When they see what they believe to
be frauds, hucksters, imposters and intellectual blowhards (I'm one!)
you can imagine that gentility is not their first response. Perhaps if
the topic of the group was "personal semiotics" or "random reinvention
of art" it would be more appropriate.
Post by Neil Haverstick
Of course, I can't know why people decide to be so angry on a public
forum. I often think it's because they feel safe, hiding behind a
computer screen, where they really don't have to account for their
actions face to face with someone. Cowardly is a word that comes to
mind, and others as well.
LIke you said, of course you can't know why, but you still call that
locus of your lack of knowledge "cowardice". Suprisingly illogical.
The two users you mentioned and I myself are known, we are not
anonymous. We're hiding precisely the way you are hiding now: typing
out our heartfelt thinking in a public forum. We've posted here for
decades. You'll post here once or twice. Do you appreciate the fact
that you arrive here to castigate us for name-calling and begin by
calling us names? In what way do our crimes differ from yours?
Post by Neil Haverstick
I personally think Dan is a brilliant guitarist/composer.
How 'bout Justin Beiber or Boxcar Willie? I'm sure there is a
hot-button somewhere on your control panel...
Post by Neil Haverstick
I've listened to him for many years, and although we've never met, I
consider him a spiritual brother.
You misspelled "bother".
Post by Neil Haverstick
His sense of creativity and imagination is a real inspiration to me. As
for myself, I feel real centered about who I am as a musician...as a
professional for the last 42 years, I've played many thousands of gigs,
taught hundreds of students...
[ Resume excised. ]
Your resume is interesing in an off-topic and unrelated kind of way. I
see you too are a microtonalist, who (I'm guessing) find the
limitations of Western music confining. That's nice. As for us, we'd
likely be considered traditionalists in your thinking: We are jazz
guitarists. If you know a little history related to art you often find
traditionalists get into dust-ups with people who are inventing a
personal art form that rejects almost every conceptual underpinning of
their own tradition?
If Dan got hit in the face with a rotten tomato he should feel proud
that he's in a long line of mavericky "creators" that went
unappreciated in their own lifetimes but later on were forgotten
altogether.
By the way, do you understand how usenet is constructed--with different
topics of interest segregated by the *topic* itself?
[ Additional resume excised. ]
What does your resume have to do with the fact that many of us
disregard Dan's music as irrelevant and, within the context of "JAZZ
GUITAR", potentially irritating? We get spam from Muslims selling
Koranic wisdown, tennis shoe salesman from Indonesia, Nigerian Princes
with cash-flow problems, and Dan's stuff. All of it is generally
off-topic. Being on topic is certanly not law, but it's a good way to
avoid a tomato in the puss.
Say: If your resume got long enough do you think we'd buckle and
concede that Dan's music is either "good" or relevant to jazz guitar?
I don't think anybody cares whether y'all make noise and then call it
music or pizza or chisel it into marble. Why would we care? But if
instead you want to bring it to the wrong audience, be criticized for
it, and then go through a 3-day marathon emotional meltdown of
name-calling and insults, ending with drafting old buddies to give
testimonials: Honestly, you think this is an appropriate response?
The last time somebody said my music sucked I stopped calling them
names with a couple of minutes. And *I'd* be considered combative!
Three days every year or so--it gets to be real drain, y'know?
Think about it: Not every venue is a good venue for everything. He's
selling tacos at the Buddhist temple!
After a year of coddling Dan with questions about his approach, his
intent and his background, all of it unanswered, I gave up. If you
blame my "ignorance" you're going to have to blame Dan for fostering
it. Now some of us are actively avoiding him as he seems to be losing
his grip on reality. Is that better or worse than name-calling?
It's really pretty sad because it's quite obvious that this is really
painful to Dan, he gropes for elegant insults and logical syntax. It's
really just sad. I've always held him in some measure of "parallel
world" respect. But his temper tantrums--how the hell does this serve
his needs?
Post by Neil Haverstick
If I disagree with someone about their art, or whatever, I feel there's
an honorable way to approach that.
Does it involve name-calling?
Post by Neil Haverstick
If I don't like, or understand, what they're doing, I see no need to
attack them, as was done here with Dan.
That's very gentile of you. We try to be open and candid here, but when
that doesn't work we go with name-calling; just like in the rest of the
world. We've tried to make it more utopian but goll-darn it, it always
gets all stinky and human the minute you turn your back.
Post by Neil Haverstick
My feeling is, basically, that most of you here who attacked him have
no idea whatsoever what he's doing,
I've been asking him questions about his intent, methods and background
for probably 8 years or so, and he doesn't ANSWER the questions. I know
in utopia that's called "good manners" or "being spiritual" or
something, but here in stinky human land it's called rude, and more
importantly it's called *evasive*, and that adds another layer of
apparent huckster to the aura.
Post by Neil Haverstick
...and your anger comes from the frustration of realizing that you are
very limited indeed as musicians.
Are you missing this simple curiousity: You were enlisted to come here
and spank us for calling Dan naughty names and your solution is...
calling us names!
And you say "limited" like it's a real curse. If we each played 20
instruments in 50 styles do you think that would be more gooder? Is it
okay that Casals really only played the cello or were his limitations
just something we had to put up with? How about when you're limited to
microtonal music, eschewing classic ballads, bossa, bop and blues--are
these limitations to be inexplicably revered?
Post by Neil Haverstick
When I don't understand something, I always attempt to learn what that
person is doing rather than spray my ignorance all over the internet,
where everybody can see just how uninformed I am.
You keep your ignorance hidden then. Okay. I see no shame in
ignorance; usually I ask questions and the logic is exposed. If there
is logic, of course.
And say that like if you stare at watch long enough you'll understand
time. I gave his "soundscapes" my best shot. Not everything works for
everybody. I don't understand it with in the context of "music" in my
conception, because it doesn't attempt to BE music within my
conception. It attempts to avoid it, and succeeds. I don't understand
it and so I don't want to hear it anymore. Are you recommending I to
listen to everything I don't like until satori? Or just Dan's stuff?
If he wanted to make his "soundscapes" understandable he took the wrong
course of action. Do you think not "getting" his music is some kind of
curse or something? Jimmy is banging on a pot in the garage: What's to
understand? That if he does it every six weeks and brings tapes to me
like it's a treasure, this noise he extruded, that I'm going to weary
of the game. This, instead of assuming the lotus position and reminding
myself that to some people noise is a kind music, and that garbage is a
kind of food, and that up is a kind of down.
Post by Neil Haverstick
That might be good advice for the folks here who don't seem to know how
to have an intelligent and honorable conversation with people that they
disagree with...
We're also stupid and dishonorable. Thanks for the insults. I think
you've taught a lot of us how being insulting can be really kind of
spiritual when it comes from a man whose got a long enough resume.
We've now had two of these testimonials. Do you know how many more of
them are lined up?
--
Those who wish to sing always find a song. -- Swedish proverb
d***@yahoo.com
2013-09-22 00:58:39 UTC
Permalink
For what it is worth, this forum and you guys were only one part of the experiment/study, and you have more company than you know. Trouble is, with a few exceptions, everyone did pretty much what i predicded they would beforehand, that the now have names and jobs is really their fault and not mine. I simply posted my music and my words....you guys did the rest.
Daniel Anthony Stearns
Post by d***@yahoo.com
This will eventually be a report, a case study in the social science field by my son and his friend who are studying in that field, That was my intention from the start. Now, how far that will spread, I really can't say, but all the players lined right up and acted exactly as I wrote in the preface to this, that they would. It was an experiment in social studies, if that's nit to heavy for you smart folks out there. That's all, and a morality story about real-life and having the courage not to fear your own head, heart, and imaginative prowess. That so few people will stand up to these type of individuals in real life is the only thing ythis is really about from day one. However, it also changed my belief and faith in doing the right thing, even if it is tough and messy, and doing it right so i can sleep at night without any of you fine folks next to me.
Daniel Anthony Stearns
Post by d***@yahoo.com
My whole aim from day one was to show you people your hypocracy and patheticness. I saw it clear as day, but i didn'y knowe how to address in a way so that people with brains would actually see through all the see-through BS these guys try to trick you on....the fact is they do. Every day. They are you....normal people. They suck. Period. Now i have faith in humanity, suprisingly enough, so i made sure a few people i knew in the arts and social sciences would kepp an eye on this...and i told them...just wait...let me do it my way, and we'll see what's what....I did't have to wait long. I knew that, they just undersetimated your depravity...they did that with Hitler too, remember. Now some were keen to that early. They didn't have the stomach for it......i did. So i bided my time, and i waited, and i did it the right way with NOTHING to retract or *clean up*. What i didn't expect was for TD to buy the thing hook line and sinker....he did. His bad, not mine. Now, as this spreads out to ther sites everyhour and each day we will see who is who and what is what. Everbody had a name in this, and a few of youm thank GOD, have had your say.......now lets wait and see what will be what......hmmm?
Daniel Anthonty Stearns
Post by d***@yahoo.com
Gerry and Fat Albert are now bedbuddies, right where they should be for each other. They gotta live with that..funny thing is they hate each other, That's how pathetic this is. Weak, no balls BS. Now TD can play. That's it. He got the gigs and biz to show it...my problem is that his ego is ten million miles beyond his own fucking conduct....get it? Anybody? Now he has to live with that, not me, though I obviously do, as I am here tryingh to show anyone with AGAIN...i REPAET----their brains and their hearts and their balls all pumping the same blood. They don't .Read it. It's there, and now that this has gone viral i think it's time for people to stop playing games and start speaking real life....okay. You all blew me off thinking you had the upper hand...that's were YOUR vcourage comes from. Unfortunately, you never saw me for who i am, and now you're stuck here with your pants down trying to figure out how to spin it so your shit won't stink so much anymore.....is THAT clear enough?
Daniel Anthony Stearns
Post by Gerry
Post by Neil Haverstick
I just got on here, and followed the thread regarding Dan Stearn's music,
Welcome to usenet and the Dan Stearns Emotional Meltdown Hour. I'm sure
you'll provide us with a lot if relevant info in our quest to
understand "JAZZ GUITAR". That is, after all, what we do here in case
Dan didn't mention it.
Post by Neil Haverstick
...and the rather astonishing anger it aroused in a few folks, mostly
Lord Valve (aka Fat Willie), and TD, who I do not know. First...it's ok
not to like the music that someone does, nothing wrong with that...we
all have our likes and dislikes. What IS wrong, I feel, is childish
name calling and viciousness for no real reason, which both LV and TD
seem to deal in a great deal.
I don't know if this is your first and last post to usenet, but it's a
cruel world out here. I assume you've done what Dan wanted and likely
won't read my response, but what the hell, maybe I'll get some laughs
out of my pals.
Some people here have given their lives to the pursuit of "JAZZ GUITAR"
and are very passionate about it. When they see what they believe to
be frauds, hucksters, imposters and intellectual blowhards (I'm one!)
you can imagine that gentility is not their first response. Perhaps if
the topic of the group was "personal semiotics" or "random reinvention
of art" it would be more appropriate.
Post by Neil Haverstick
Of course, I can't know why people decide to be so angry on a public
forum. I often think it's because they feel safe, hiding behind a
computer screen, where they really don't have to account for their
actions face to face with someone. Cowardly is a word that comes to
mind, and others as well.
LIke you said, of course you can't know why, but you still call that
locus of your lack of knowledge "cowardice". Suprisingly illogical.
The two users you mentioned and I myself are known, we are not
anonymous. We're hiding precisely the way you are hiding now: typing
out our heartfelt thinking in a public forum. We've posted here for
decades. You'll post here once or twice. Do you appreciate the fact
that you arrive here to castigate us for name-calling and begin by
calling us names? In what way do our crimes differ from yours?
Post by Neil Haverstick
I personally think Dan is a brilliant guitarist/composer.
How 'bout Justin Beiber or Boxcar Willie? I'm sure there is a
hot-button somewhere on your control panel...
Post by Neil Haverstick
I've listened to him for many years, and although we've never met, I
consider him a spiritual brother.
You misspelled "bother".
Post by Neil Haverstick
His sense of creativity and imagination is a real inspiration to me. As
for myself, I feel real centered about who I am as a musician...as a
professional for the last 42 years, I've played many thousands of gigs,
taught hundreds of students...
[ Resume excised. ]
Your resume is interesing in an off-topic and unrelated kind of way. I
see you too are a microtonalist, who (I'm guessing) find the
limitations of Western music confining. That's nice. As for us, we'd
likely be considered traditionalists in your thinking: We are jazz
guitarists. If you know a little history related to art you often find
traditionalists get into dust-ups with people who are inventing a
personal art form that rejects almost every conceptual underpinning of
their own tradition?
If Dan got hit in the face with a rotten tomato he should feel proud
that he's in a long line of mavericky "creators" that went
unappreciated in their own lifetimes but later on were forgotten
altogether.
By the way, do you understand how usenet is constructed--with different
topics of interest segregated by the *topic* itself?
[ Additional resume excised. ]
What does your resume have to do with the fact that many of us
disregard Dan's music as irrelevant and, within the context of "JAZZ
GUITAR", potentially irritating? We get spam from Muslims selling
Koranic wisdown, tennis shoe salesman from Indonesia, Nigerian Princes
with cash-flow problems, and Dan's stuff. All of it is generally
off-topic. Being on topic is certanly not law, but it's a good way to
avoid a tomato in the puss.
Say: If your resume got long enough do you think we'd buckle and
concede that Dan's music is either "good" or relevant to jazz guitar?
I don't think anybody cares whether y'all make noise and then call it
music or pizza or chisel it into marble. Why would we care? But if
instead you want to bring it to the wrong audience, be criticized for
it, and then go through a 3-day marathon emotional meltdown of
name-calling and insults, ending with drafting old buddies to give
testimonials: Honestly, you think this is an appropriate response?
The last time somebody said my music sucked I stopped calling them
names with a couple of minutes. And *I'd* be considered combative!
Three days every year or so--it gets to be real drain, y'know?
Think about it: Not every venue is a good venue for everything. He's
selling tacos at the Buddhist temple!
After a year of coddling Dan with questions about his approach, his
intent and his background, all of it unanswered, I gave up. If you
blame my "ignorance" you're going to have to blame Dan for fostering
it. Now some of us are actively avoiding him as he seems to be losing
his grip on reality. Is that better or worse than name-calling?
It's really pretty sad because it's quite obvious that this is really
painful to Dan, he gropes for elegant insults and logical syntax. It's
really just sad. I've always held him in some measure of "parallel
world" respect. But his temper tantrums--how the hell does this serve
his needs?
Post by Neil Haverstick
If I disagree with someone about their art, or whatever, I feel there's
an honorable way to approach that.
Does it involve name-calling?
Post by Neil Haverstick
If I don't like, or understand, what they're doing, I see no need to
attack them, as was done here with Dan.
That's very gentile of you. We try to be open and candid here, but when
that doesn't work we go with name-calling; just like in the rest of the
world. We've tried to make it more utopian but goll-darn it, it always
gets all stinky and human the minute you turn your back.
Post by Neil Haverstick
My feeling is, basically, that most of you here who attacked him have
no idea whatsoever what he's doing,
I've been asking him questions about his intent, methods and background
for probably 8 years or so, and he doesn't ANSWER the questions. I know
in utopia that's called "good manners" or "being spiritual" or
something, but here in stinky human land it's called rude, and more
importantly it's called *evasive*, and that adds another layer of
apparent huckster to the aura.
Post by Neil Haverstick
...and your anger comes from the frustration of realizing that you are
very limited indeed as musicians.
Are you missing this simple curiousity: You were enlisted to come here
and spank us for calling Dan naughty names and your solution is...
calling us names!
And you say "limited" like it's a real curse. If we each played 20
instruments in 50 styles do you think that would be more gooder? Is it
okay that Casals really only played the cello or were his limitations
just something we had to put up with? How about when you're limited to
microtonal music, eschewing classic ballads, bossa, bop and blues--are
these limitations to be inexplicably revered?
Post by Neil Haverstick
When I don't understand something, I always attempt to learn what that
person is doing rather than spray my ignorance all over the internet,
where everybody can see just how uninformed I am.
You keep your ignorance hidden then. Okay. I see no shame in
ignorance; usually I ask questions and the logic is exposed. If there
is logic, of course.
And say that like if you stare at watch long enough you'll understand
time. I gave his "soundscapes" my best shot. Not everything works for
everybody. I don't understand it with in the context of "music" in my
conception, because it doesn't attempt to BE music within my
conception. It attempts to avoid it, and succeeds. I don't understand
it and so I don't want to hear it anymore. Are you recommending I to
listen to everything I don't like until satori? Or just Dan's stuff?
If he wanted to make his "soundscapes" understandable he took the wrong
course of action. Do you think not "getting" his music is some kind of
curse or something? Jimmy is banging on a pot in the garage: What's to
understand? That if he does it every six weeks and brings tapes to me
like it's a treasure, this noise he extruded, that I'm going to weary
of the game. This, instead of assuming the lotus position and reminding
myself that to some people noise is a kind music, and that garbage is a
kind of food, and that up is a kind of down.
Post by Neil Haverstick
That might be good advice for the folks here who don't seem to know how
to have an intelligent and honorable conversation with people that they
disagree with...
We're also stupid and dishonorable. Thanks for the insults. I think
you've taught a lot of us how being insulting can be really kind of
spiritual when it comes from a man whose got a long enough resume.
We've now had two of these testimonials. Do you know how many more of
them are lined up?
--
Those who wish to sing always find a song. -- Swedish proverb
d***@yahoo.com
2013-09-22 01:45:08 UTC
Permalink
Folks, listen, all I did here was clean work using the empirical method of experiment and result. That everyone but a few never saw it coming was what I predicted all along at the start. All I did was post and take careful notes…names, characteristics, motives, the usual stuff of this type of work I do. Now, in the end I feel vindicated but disgusted as well. I am not disgusted with all you, I already had that one worked out and cool loooong before we got here. Gerry, I held on to. I liked him. He fucked himself and showed his true nature, and that is the precept of the study: The Decline of Moral Structure in our Modern, Intellectual Social Media and the Arts.
Now it wasn't exactly a set-up, as I was careful to pick my spots and people. I pretty much knew what to do…. a few others got this, but I have to tell you that there is a lot of resistance to this even in academic circles where it should count. I think my background was perfectly suited to the study though, as I had a bit more dirt under my fingernails than the usual colleges of mine. So away I went for nearly three years to write this thing, but it was worth it.
I’m not sure what impact it will make, but I do believe it to be an important study to gauge these kinds of things at the impact areas they exist and thrive off of. So we will see what will be, but I hope you guys keep your guitars in tune and your pant on a little better than you have here, because this, however you want to spin it from here out, ain't pretty.Seriously.

Daniel Anthony Stearns
Post by d***@yahoo.com
For what it is worth, this forum and you guys were only one part of the experiment/study, and you have more company than you know. Trouble is, with a few exceptions, everyone did pretty much what i predicded they would beforehand, that the now have names and jobs is really their fault and not mine. I simply posted my music and my words....you guys did the rest.
Daniel Anthony Stearns
Post by d***@yahoo.com
This will eventually be a report, a case study in the social science field by my son and his friend who are studying in that field, That was my intention from the start. Now, how far that will spread, I really can't say, but all the players lined right up and acted exactly as I wrote in the preface to this, that they would. It was an experiment in social studies, if that's nit to heavy for you smart folks out there. That's all, and a morality story about real-life and having the courage not to fear your own head, heart, and imaginative prowess. That so few people will stand up to these type of individuals in real life is the only thing ythis is really about from day one. However, it also changed my belief and faith in doing the right thing, even if it is tough and messy, and doing it right so i can sleep at night without any of you fine folks next to me.
Daniel Anthony Stearns
Post by d***@yahoo.com
My whole aim from day one was to show you people your hypocracy and patheticness. I saw it clear as day, but i didn'y knowe how to address in a way so that people with brains would actually see through all the see-through BS these guys try to trick you on....the fact is they do. Every day. They are you....normal people. They suck. Period. Now i have faith in humanity, suprisingly enough, so i made sure a few people i knew in the arts and social sciences would kepp an eye on this...and i told them...just wait...let me do it my way, and we'll see what's what....I did't have to wait long. I knew that, they just undersetimated your depravity...they did that with Hitler too, remember. Now some were keen to that early. They didn't have the stomach for it......i did. So i bided my time, and i waited, and i did it the right way with NOTHING to retract or *clean up*. What i didn't expect was for TD to buy the thing hook line and sinker....he did. His bad, not mine. Now, as this spreads out to ther sites everyhour and each day we will see who is who and what is what. Everbody had a name in this, and a few of youm thank GOD, have had your say.......now lets wait and see what will be what......hmmm?
Daniel Anthonty Stearns
Post by d***@yahoo.com
Gerry and Fat Albert are now bedbuddies, right where they should be for each other. They gotta live with that..funny thing is they hate each other, That's how pathetic this is. Weak, no balls BS. Now TD can play. That's it. He got the gigs and biz to show it...my problem is that his ego is ten million miles beyond his own fucking conduct....get it? Anybody? Now he has to live with that, not me, though I obviously do, as I am here tryingh to show anyone with AGAIN...i REPAET----their brains and their hearts and their balls all pumping the same blood. They don't .Read it. It's there, and now that this has gone viral i think it's time for people to stop playing games and start speaking real life....okay. You all blew me off thinking you had the upper hand...that's were YOUR vcourage comes from. Unfortunately, you never saw me for who i am, and now you're stuck here with your pants down trying to figure out how to spin it so your shit won't stink so much anymore.....is THAT clear enough?
Daniel Anthony Stearns
Post by Gerry
Post by Neil Haverstick
I just got on here, and followed the thread regarding Dan Stearn's music,
Welcome to usenet and the Dan Stearns Emotional Meltdown Hour. I'm sure
you'll provide us with a lot if relevant info in our quest to
understand "JAZZ GUITAR". That is, after all, what we do here in case
Dan didn't mention it.
Post by Neil Haverstick
...and the rather astonishing anger it aroused in a few folks, mostly
Lord Valve (aka Fat Willie), and TD, who I do not know. First...it's ok
not to like the music that someone does, nothing wrong with that...we
all have our likes and dislikes. What IS wrong, I feel, is childish
name calling and viciousness for no real reason, which both LV and TD
seem to deal in a great deal.
I don't know if this is your first and last post to usenet, but it's a
cruel world out here. I assume you've done what Dan wanted and likely
won't read my response, but what the hell, maybe I'll get some laughs
out of my pals.
Some people here have given their lives to the pursuit of "JAZZ GUITAR"
and are very passionate about it. When they see what they believe to
be frauds, hucksters, imposters and intellectual blowhards (I'm one!)
you can imagine that gentility is not their first response. Perhaps if
the topic of the group was "personal semiotics" or "random reinvention
of art" it would be more appropriate.
Post by Neil Haverstick
Of course, I can't know why people decide to be so angry on a public
forum. I often think it's because they feel safe, hiding behind a
computer screen, where they really don't have to account for their
actions face to face with someone. Cowardly is a word that comes to
mind, and others as well.
LIke you said, of course you can't know why, but you still call that
locus of your lack of knowledge "cowardice". Suprisingly illogical.
The two users you mentioned and I myself are known, we are not
anonymous. We're hiding precisely the way you are hiding now: typing
out our heartfelt thinking in a public forum. We've posted here for
decades. You'll post here once or twice. Do you appreciate the fact
that you arrive here to castigate us for name-calling and begin by
calling us names? In what way do our crimes differ from yours?
Post by Neil Haverstick
I personally think Dan is a brilliant guitarist/composer.
How 'bout Justin Beiber or Boxcar Willie? I'm sure there is a
hot-button somewhere on your control panel...
Post by Neil Haverstick
I've listened to him for many years, and although we've never met, I
consider him a spiritual brother.
You misspelled "bother".
Post by Neil Haverstick
His sense of creativity and imagination is a real inspiration to me. As
for myself, I feel real centered about who I am as a musician...as a
professional for the last 42 years, I've played many thousands of gigs,
taught hundreds of students...
[ Resume excised. ]
Your resume is interesing in an off-topic and unrelated kind of way. I
see you too are a microtonalist, who (I'm guessing) find the
limitations of Western music confining. That's nice. As for us, we'd
likely be considered traditionalists in your thinking: We are jazz
guitarists. If you know a little history related to art you often find
traditionalists get into dust-ups with people who are inventing a
personal art form that rejects almost every conceptual underpinning of
their own tradition?
If Dan got hit in the face with a rotten tomato he should feel proud
that he's in a long line of mavericky "creators" that went
unappreciated in their own lifetimes but later on were forgotten
altogether.
By the way, do you understand how usenet is constructed--with different
topics of interest segregated by the *topic* itself?
[ Additional resume excised. ]
What does your resume have to do with the fact that many of us
disregard Dan's music as irrelevant and, within the context of "JAZZ
GUITAR", potentially irritating? We get spam from Muslims selling
Koranic wisdown, tennis shoe salesman from Indonesia, Nigerian Princes
with cash-flow problems, and Dan's stuff. All of it is generally
off-topic. Being on topic is certanly not law, but it's a good way to
avoid a tomato in the puss.
Say: If your resume got long enough do you think we'd buckle and
concede that Dan's music is either "good" or relevant to jazz guitar?
I don't think anybody cares whether y'all make noise and then call it
music or pizza or chisel it into marble. Why would we care? But if
instead you want to bring it to the wrong audience, be criticized for
it, and then go through a 3-day marathon emotional meltdown of
name-calling and insults, ending with drafting old buddies to give
testimonials: Honestly, you think this is an appropriate response?
The last time somebody said my music sucked I stopped calling them
names with a couple of minutes. And *I'd* be considered combative!
Three days every year or so--it gets to be real drain, y'know?
Think about it: Not every venue is a good venue for everything. He's
selling tacos at the Buddhist temple!
After a year of coddling Dan with questions about his approach, his
intent and his background, all of it unanswered, I gave up. If you
blame my "ignorance" you're going to have to blame Dan for fostering
it. Now some of us are actively avoiding him as he seems to be losing
his grip on reality. Is that better or worse than name-calling?
It's really pretty sad because it's quite obvious that this is really
painful to Dan, he gropes for elegant insults and logical syntax. It's
really just sad. I've always held him in some measure of "parallel
world" respect. But his temper tantrums--how the hell does this serve
his needs?
Post by Neil Haverstick
If I disagree with someone about their art, or whatever, I feel there's
an honorable way to approach that.
Does it involve name-calling?
Post by Neil Haverstick
If I don't like, or understand, what they're doing, I see no need to
attack them, as was done here with Dan.
That's very gentile of you. We try to be open and candid here, but when
that doesn't work we go with name-calling; just like in the rest of the
world. We've tried to make it more utopian but goll-darn it, it always
gets all stinky and human the minute you turn your back.
Post by Neil Haverstick
My feeling is, basically, that most of you here who attacked him have
no idea whatsoever what he's doing,
I've been asking him questions about his intent, methods and background
for probably 8 years or so, and he doesn't ANSWER the questions. I know
in utopia that's called "good manners" or "being spiritual" or
something, but here in stinky human land it's called rude, and more
importantly it's called *evasive*, and that adds another layer of
apparent huckster to the aura.
Post by Neil Haverstick
...and your anger comes from the frustration of realizing that you are
very limited indeed as musicians.
Are you missing this simple curiousity: You were enlisted to come here
and spank us for calling Dan naughty names and your solution is...
calling us names!
And you say "limited" like it's a real curse. If we each played 20
instruments in 50 styles do you think that would be more gooder? Is it
okay that Casals really only played the cello or were his limitations
just something we had to put up with? How about when you're limited to
microtonal music, eschewing classic ballads, bossa, bop and blues--are
these limitations to be inexplicably revered?
Post by Neil Haverstick
When I don't understand something, I always attempt to learn what that
person is doing rather than spray my ignorance all over the internet,
where everybody can see just how uninformed I am.
You keep your ignorance hidden then. Okay. I see no shame in
ignorance; usually I ask questions and the logic is exposed. If there
is logic, of course.
And say that like if you stare at watch long enough you'll understand
time. I gave his "soundscapes" my best shot. Not everything works for
everybody. I don't understand it with in the context of "music" in my
conception, because it doesn't attempt to BE music within my
conception. It attempts to avoid it, and succeeds. I don't understand
it and so I don't want to hear it anymore. Are you recommending I to
listen to everything I don't like until satori? Or just Dan's stuff?
If he wanted to make his "soundscapes" understandable he took the wrong
course of action. Do you think not "getting" his music is some kind of
curse or something? Jimmy is banging on a pot in the garage: What's to
understand? That if he does it every six weeks and brings tapes to me
like it's a treasure, this noise he extruded, that I'm going to weary
of the game. This, instead of assuming the lotus position and reminding
myself that to some people noise is a kind music, and that garbage is a
kind of food, and that up is a kind of down.
Post by Neil Haverstick
That might be good advice for the folks here who don't seem to know how
to have an intelligent and honorable conversation with people that they
disagree with...
We're also stupid and dishonorable. Thanks for the insults. I think
you've taught a lot of us how being insulting can be really kind of
spiritual when it comes from a man whose got a long enough resume.
We've now had two of these testimonials. Do you know how many more of
them are lined up?
--
Those who wish to sing always find a song. -- Swedish proverb
Lord Valve
2013-09-22 02:07:12 UTC
Permalink
Holy crap, this poor bastard is stark raving bonkers.
His rant reads like a case study. The two hapless
assholes he dragged in as his support team must
be having second thoughts after reading his latest
spew.

That'll learn 'em, eh? And everyone else, it would seem...


Lord Valve
Organist
Folks, listen, all I did here was clean work using the empirical method of experiment and result. That everyone but a few never saw it coming was what I predicted all along at the start. All I did was post and take careful notes…names, characteristics, motives, the usual stuff of this type of work I do. Now, in the end I feel vindicated but disgusted as well. I am not disgusted with all you, I already had that one worked out and cool loooong before we got here. Gerry, I held on to. I liked him. He fucked himself and showed his true nature, and that is the precept of the study: The Decline of Moral Structure in our Modern, Intellectual Social Media and the Arts.
Now it wasn't exactly a set-up, as I was careful to pick my spots and people. I pretty much knew what to do…. a few others got this, but I have to tell you that there is a lot of resistance to this even in academic circles where it should count. I think my background was perfectly suited to the study though, as I had a bit more dirt under my fingernails than the usual colleges of mine. So away I went for nearly three years to write this thing, but it was worth it.
I’m not sure what impact it will make, but I do believe it to be an important study to gauge these kinds of things at the impact areas they exist and thrive off of. So we will see what will be, but I hope you guys keep your guitars in tune and your pant on a little better than you have here, because this, however you want to spin it from here out, ain't pretty.Seriously.
Daniel Anthony Stearns
Post by d***@yahoo.com
For what it is worth, this forum and you guys were only one part of the experiment/study, and you have more company than you know. Trouble is, with a few exceptions, everyone did pretty much what i predicded they would beforehand, that the now have names and jobs is really their fault and not mine. I simply posted my music and my words....you guys did the rest.
Daniel Anthony Stearns
Post by d***@yahoo.com
This will eventually be a report, a case study in the social science field by my son and his friend who are studying in that field, That was my intention from the start. Now, how far that will spread, I really can't say, but all the players lined right up and acted exactly as I wrote in the preface to this, that they would. It was an experiment in social studies, if that's nit to heavy for you smart folks out there. That's all, and a morality story about real-life and having the courage not to fear your own head, heart, and imaginative prowess. That so few people will stand up to these type of individuals in real life is the only thing ythis is really about from day one. However, it also changed my belief and faith in doing the right thing, even if it is tough and messy, and doing it right so i can sleep at night without any of you fine folks next to me.
Daniel Anthony Stearns
Post by d***@yahoo.com
My whole aim from day one was to show you people your hypocracy and patheticness. I saw it clear as day, but i didn'y knowe how to address in a way so that people with brains would actually see through all the see-through BS these guys try to trick you on....the fact is they do. Every day. They are you....normal people. They suck. Period. Now i have faith in humanity, suprisingly enough, so i made sure a few people i knew in the arts and social sciences would kepp an eye on this...and i told them...just wait...let me do it my way, and we'll see what's what....I did't have to wait long. I knew that, they just undersetimated your depravity...they did that with Hitler too, remember. Now some were keen to that early. They didn't have the stomach for it......i did. So i bided my time, and i waited, and i did it the right way with NOTHING to retract or *clean up*. What i didn't expect was for TD to buy the thing hook line and sinker....he did. His bad, not mine. Now, as this spreads out to ther sites everyhour and each day we will see who is who and what is what. Everbody had a name in this, and a few of youm thank GOD, have had your say.......now lets wait and see what will be what......hmmm?
Daniel Anthonty Stearns
Post by d***@yahoo.com
Gerry and Fat Albert are now bedbuddies, right where they should be for each other. They gotta live with that..funny thing is they hate each other, That's how pathetic this is. Weak, no balls BS. Now TD can play. That's it. He got the gigs and biz to show it...my problem is that his ego is ten million miles beyond his own fucking conduct....get it? Anybody? Now he has to live with that, not me, though I obviously do, as I am here tryingh to show anyone with AGAIN...i REPAET----their brains and their hearts and their balls all pumping the same blood. They don't .Read it. It's there, and now that this has gone viral i think it's time for people to stop playing games and start speaking real life....okay. You all blew me off thinking you had the upper hand...that's were YOUR vcourage comes from. Unfortunately, you never saw me for who i am, and now you're stuck here with your pants down trying to figure out how to spin it so your shit won't stink so much anymore.....is THAT clear enough?
Daniel Anthony Stearns
Post by Gerry
Post by Neil Haverstick
I just got on here, and followed the thread regarding Dan Stearn's music,
Welcome to usenet and the Dan Stearns Emotional Meltdown Hour. I'm sure
you'll provide us with a lot if relevant info in our quest to
understand "JAZZ GUITAR". That is, after all, what we do here in case
Dan didn't mention it.
Post by Neil Haverstick
...and the rather astonishing anger it aroused in a few folks, mostly
Lord Valve (aka Fat Willie), and TD, who I do not know. First...it's ok
not to like the music that someone does, nothing wrong with that...we
all have our likes and dislikes. What IS wrong, I feel, is childish
name calling and viciousness for no real reason, which both LV and TD
seem to deal in a great deal.
I don't know if this is your first and last post to usenet, but it's a
cruel world out here. I assume you've done what Dan wanted and likely
won't read my response, but what the hell, maybe I'll get some laughs
out of my pals.
Some people here have given their lives to the pursuit of "JAZZ GUITAR"
and are very passionate about it. When they see what they believe to
be frauds, hucksters, imposters and intellectual blowhards (I'm one!)
you can imagine that gentility is not their first response. Perhaps if
the topic of the group was "personal semiotics" or "random reinvention
of art" it would be more appropriate.
Post by Neil Haverstick
Of course, I can't know why people decide to be so angry on a public
forum. I often think it's because they feel safe, hiding behind a
computer screen, where they really don't have to account for their
actions face to face with someone. Cowardly is a word that comes to
mind, and others as well.
LIke you said, of course you can't know why, but you still call that
locus of your lack of knowledge "cowardice". Suprisingly illogical.
The two users you mentioned and I myself are known, we are not
anonymous. We're hiding precisely the way you are hiding now: typing
out our heartfelt thinking in a public forum. We've posted here for
decades. You'll post here once or twice. Do you appreciate the fact
that you arrive here to castigate us for name-calling and begin by
calling us names? In what way do our crimes differ from yours?
Post by Neil Haverstick
I personally think Dan is a brilliant guitarist/composer.
How 'bout Justin Beiber or Boxcar Willie? I'm sure there is a
hot-button somewhere on your control panel...
Post by Neil Haverstick
I've listened to him for many years, and although we've never met, I
consider him a spiritual brother.
You misspelled "bother".
Post by Neil Haverstick
His sense of creativity and imagination is a real inspiration to me. As
for myself, I feel real centered about who I am as a musician...as a
professional for the last 42 years, I've played many thousands of gigs,
taught hundreds of students...
[ Resume excised. ]
Your resume is interesing in an off-topic and unrelated kind of way. I
see you too are a microtonalist, who (I'm guessing) find the
limitations of Western music confining. That's nice. As for us, we'd
likely be considered traditionalists in your thinking: We are jazz
guitarists. If you know a little history related to art you often find
traditionalists get into dust-ups with people who are inventing a
personal art form that rejects almost every conceptual underpinning of
their own tradition?
If Dan got hit in the face with a rotten tomato he should feel proud
that he's in a long line of mavericky "creators" that went
unappreciated in their own lifetimes but later on were forgotten
altogether.
By the way, do you understand how usenet is constructed--with different
topics of interest segregated by the *topic* itself?
[ Additional resume excised. ]
What does your resume have to do with the fact that many of us
disregard Dan's music as irrelevant and, within the context of "JAZZ
GUITAR", potentially irritating? We get spam from Muslims selling
Koranic wisdown, tennis shoe salesman from Indonesia, Nigerian Princes
with cash-flow problems, and Dan's stuff. All of it is generally
off-topic. Being on topic is certanly not law, but it's a good way to
avoid a tomato in the puss.
Say: If your resume got long enough do you think we'd buckle and
concede that Dan's music is either "good" or relevant to jazz guitar?
I don't think anybody cares whether y'all make noise and then call it
music or pizza or chisel it into marble. Why would we care? But if
instead you want to bring it to the wrong audience, be criticized for
it, and then go through a 3-day marathon emotional meltdown of
name-calling and insults, ending with drafting old buddies to give
testimonials: Honestly, you think this is an appropriate response?
The last time somebody said my music sucked I stopped calling them
names with a couple of minutes. And *I'd* be considered combative!
Three days every year or so--it gets to be real drain, y'know?
Think about it: Not every venue is a good venue for everything. He's
selling tacos at the Buddhist temple!
After a year of coddling Dan with questions about his approach, his
intent and his background, all of it unanswered, I gave up. If you
blame my "ignorance" you're going to have to blame Dan for fostering
it. Now some of us are actively avoiding him as he seems to be losing
his grip on reality. Is that better or worse than name-calling?
It's really pretty sad because it's quite obvious that this is really
painful to Dan, he gropes for elegant insults and logical syntax. It's
really just sad. I've always held him in some measure of "parallel
world" respect. But his temper tantrums--how the hell does this serve
his needs?
Post by Neil Haverstick
If I disagree with someone about their art, or whatever, I feel there's
an honorable way to approach that.
Does it involve name-calling?
Post by Neil Haverstick
If I don't like, or understand, what they're doing, I see no need to
attack them, as was done here with Dan.
That's very gentile of you. We try to be open and candid here, but when
that doesn't work we go with name-calling; just like in the rest of the
world. We've tried to make it more utopian but goll-darn it, it always
gets all stinky and human the minute you turn your back.
Post by Neil Haverstick
My feeling is, basically, that most of you here who attacked him have
no idea whatsoever what he's doing,
I've been asking him questions about his intent, methods and background
for probably 8 years or so, and he doesn't ANSWER the questions. I know
in utopia that's called "good manners" or "being spiritual" or
something, but here in stinky human land it's called rude, and more
importantly it's called *evasive*, and that adds another layer of
apparent huckster to the aura.
Post by Neil Haverstick
...and your anger comes from the frustration of realizing that you are
very limited indeed as musicians.
Are you missing this simple curiousity: You were enlisted to come here
and spank us for calling Dan naughty names and your solution is...
calling us names!
And you say "limited" like it's a real curse. If we each played 20
instruments in 50 styles do you think that would be more gooder? Is it
okay that Casals really only played the cello or were his limitations
just something we had to put up with? How about when you're limited to
microtonal music, eschewing classic ballads, bossa, bop and blues--are
these limitations to be inexplicably revered?
Post by Neil Haverstick
When I don't understand something, I always attempt to learn what that
person is doing rather than spray my ignorance all over the internet,
where everybody can see just how uninformed I am.
You keep your ignorance hidden then. Okay. I see no shame in
ignorance; usually I ask questions and the logic is exposed. If there
is logic, of course.
And say that like if you stare at watch long enough you'll understand
time. I gave his "soundscapes" my best shot. Not everything works for
everybody. I don't understand it with in the context of "music" in my
conception, because it doesn't attempt to BE music within my
conception. It attempts to avoid it, and succeeds. I don't understand
it and so I don't want to hear it anymore. Are you recommending I to
listen to everything I don't like until satori? Or just Dan's stuff?
If he wanted to make his "soundscapes" understandable he took the wrong
course of action. Do you think not "getting" his music is some kind of
curse or something? Jimmy is banging on a pot in the garage: What's to
understand? That if he does it every six weeks and brings tapes to me
like it's a treasure, this noise he extruded, that I'm going to weary
of the game. This, instead of assuming the lotus position and reminding
myself that to some people noise is a kind music, and that garbage is a
kind of food, and that up is a kind of down.
Post by Neil Haverstick
That might be good advice for the folks here who don't seem to know how
to have an intelligent and honorable conversation with people that they
disagree with...
We're also stupid and dishonorable. Thanks for the insults. I think
you've taught a lot of us how being insulting can be really kind of
spiritual when it comes from a man whose got a long enough resume.
We've now had two of these testimonials. Do you know how many more of
them are lined up?
--
Those who wish to sing always find a song. -- Swedish proverb
RS
2013-09-22 03:48:16 UTC
Permalink
On Sat, 21 Sep 2013 09:14:24 -0700 (PDT), Neil Haverstick
Post by Neil Haverstick
I just got on here, and followed the thread regarding Dan Stearn's
music, and the rather astonishing anger it aroused in a few folks,
mostly Lord Valve (aka Fat Willie), and TD, who I do not know.
First...it's ok not to like the music that someone does, nothing
wrong with that...we all have our likes and dislikes. What IS wrong,
I feel, is childish name calling and viciousness for no real reason,
which both LV and TD seem to deal in a great deal.
Don't mistake Tony for "Lord Valve." Tony is an opinionated but
genuine musician, and I believe he just had enough at that moment.
Valve is a consistent psycho who takes pride in doing what he's doing
here (check alt.guitar.amps)
Post by Neil Haverstick
I routinely play with great musicians in the Denver area,
....
Post by Neil Haverstick
. Cowardly is a word that comes to mind, and others as well.
Denver is Valve's home town. You should know that he talks a lot about
shooting people. Probably more hot air, but I'd stay clear from the
vindictive SOB.

Anyway, if you're friends with Daniel, perhaps you can contact him and
get him to rein it in a bit? Whether this stuff is justified is not
even the question any longer; no one is going to win. Valve won't
quit, so someone should show some sense and restraint.
d***@yahoo.com
2013-09-22 04:11:03 UTC
Permalink
TD is an arrogant prick who shovels out a milder shit than his buddy, but he has the nerve to do it as "informed" opinion. His ego is twenty times his talent, and he's got a bad bedside manner as well. Okay, so why you people protect these guys I'll never understand.....honestly, i'm trying, but it don't seem to be happening. But I won't stand for it, either, and that, my friend, is the difference between you and me.
- Daniel Anthony Stearns
Post by RS
On Sat, 21 Sep 2013 09:14:24 -0700 (PDT), Neil Haverstick
Post by Neil Haverstick
I just got on here, and followed the thread regarding Dan Stearn's
music, and the rather astonishing anger it aroused in a few folks,
mostly Lord Valve (aka Fat Willie), and TD, who I do not know.
First...it's ok not to like the music that someone does, nothing
wrong with that...we all have our likes and dislikes. What IS wrong,
I feel, is childish name calling and viciousness for no real reason,
which both LV and TD seem to deal in a great deal.
Don't mistake Tony for "Lord Valve." Tony is an opinionated but
genuine musician, and I believe he just had enough at that moment.
Valve is a consistent psycho who takes pride in doing what he's doing
here (check alt.guitar.amps)
Post by Neil Haverstick
I routinely play with great musicians in the Denver area,
....
Post by Neil Haverstick
. Cowardly is a word that comes to mind, and others as well.
Denver is Valve's home town. You should know that he talks a lot about
shooting people. Probably more hot air, but I'd stay clear from the
vindictive SOB.
Anyway, if you're friends with Daniel, perhaps you can contact him and
get him to rein it in a bit? Whether this stuff is justified is not
even the question any longer; no one is going to win. Valve won't
quit, so someone should show some sense and restraint.
Neil Haverstick
2013-09-21 22:27:16 UTC
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Post by d***@yahoo.com
http://homemademusic.com/daniel_stearns/info_768.php
It is not for everyone of course, but it is 2013 and fusion and quite a few other things happened quite a while back, so if you are at all interested it is a 13min instrumental piece with a lot of changes and a lot of my microtonal guitar playing and what my composing was like way back then---and after that kind of 7/8 intro bit of something like Maggot Brain, it opens up quite a bit too.....
*funny side-note here, my son transcribed the solo when he was only like 13 or 14and i never told him that i had played it backwards, but he got that intuitively, and nailed it pretty well too, so I knew he had quite a bit going on under the hood a bit after that
Lord Valve
2013-09-21 22:41:57 UTC
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I always suspect severe childhood trauma when I see the kind of unfocused and meaningless anger on a forum such as this...
Information-dense translation:

"This withered white round thing I'm holding is my ass.
I've had it handed to me thoroughly by several people
here, and the only defense I can mount at this point
is to spout psycho-babble like "severe childhood
trauma."

Back under the porch, ankle-biter - you're done.


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Gerry
2013-09-21 22:59:53 UTC
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I always suspect severe childhood trauma when I see the kind of
unfocused and meaningless anger on a forum such as this...
Touché! Now you're getting into the swing of it!
--
Those who wish to sing always find a song. -- Swedish proverb
Lord Valve
2013-09-21 23:01:21 UTC
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Post by Gerry
I always suspect severe childhood trauma when I see the kind of
unfocused and meaningless anger on a forum such as this...
Touché! Now you're getting into the swing of it!
Nonsense. Haverstank doesn't swing.


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