Post by s***@gmail.comOk, so let me make it simple for you little girlss
there is not a man alive I fear as a guitar player
know that
OK, if you say so. I reckon you're not smart enough
to be scared, seein' as how you don't know what you
don't know. I have a friend in Denver who can smoke
you while playing a one-stringed ukulele with boxing
gloves on, but don't let it worry you - you'll
probably never meet up with him, seein' as how he's
a musician and you're a lowlife creepazoid. Get off
the stand, turd. (GONG!)
Post by s***@gmail.comso it is up to you girls to figure it out, not my problem, you are each other's problems from now on,
Yeah, you keep saying you're going to bug out, but
no matter where you go, here you are.
but know this
Post by s***@gmail.comjimmy bruno caN KISS MY ASS/
My goodness. You hate him just because he's a better
player than you are? Hey, he's a nice guy - I'm sure
if you ask politely, he'll be more than glad to give
you some lessons. You might even get a discount - sort
of like a pity-fuck, y'know?
Post by s***@gmail.comI wouldn't even consider him a man
Most of the people who have read your pitiful rants this time around would consider YOU to be a piece of grabastic
amphibian shit in a baby carriage. Just sayin'.
Lord Valve, ThD
Organist (and so was Ives)