Post by Lord ValvePost by s***@gmail.comhttps://soundcloud.com/danstearns/gminjam-with-new-guitar
lv- i can outplay you any way you want,
Really? OK, I want Hammond B-3s at twenty paces.
You can go first.
but that actually doesn't interest me at all,
Yes, you've demonstrated your non-interest by
posting dozens of confused screeds here in the
last three or four days - along with a mountain
of really shitty music. Wait, wrong word: not
music, NOISE.
it's your political cesspool of garbage that concerns me,
Aha, we reach the crux. Let's look at that cesspool,
shall we? I mean, since you brought it up. So, what
I see is a whole shitload of losers like that slimy
cunt Rachel Madcow, all the asswipes on the Clown
News Network (CNN), a whole host of socialist pols,
communist agitators, antifa scum and other shit-pushers
JUST LIKE YOU who are *profoundly* disappointed that
the President of the United States is NOT a Russian
agent! All you motherfuckers are crying in your fuckin'
beer and pissing and moaning and trying to figure out
why your fucking coup failed, and gosh, whatever shall
you do NEXT? And your pals in the deepstate/leftist
media decided to throw you a bone so you wouldn't feel
so bad (and, incidentally, so it would take the news of
your total failure off the front pages and out of the
cable news rotation), so they had O'Buttplug and his
dirty crew pardon that nasty black faggot up in Shitcago
so y'all could watch him strut his righteous shit and
lie his ass off all over the Net. And you're not even
embarrassed. You actively wished for the President to
be a Russian spy. You're *disgusting*. That enough
"politics" for ya, Sparky? Plenty more where that
came from - just say the word.
and don't blow your own balls off with all those guns either... buddy.
The guns have their purpose. Their time is not now,
but it draws near. Will it be 1776, or will it be
1861? You and yours won't enjoy it in either case,
I assure you.
jesus
News flash: Jesus loves you! Everyone else thinks you're
an asshole.
Post by s***@gmail.comok- Jimmy Bruno is a monster player and i like his playing quite a bit
"jimmy bruno caN KISS MY ASS/I wouldn't even consider him a man" - Dan Stearns, 3/22/19
Post by s***@gmail.comTony Di Caprio understands sacred geometry, I'll leave him alone
I imagine you should. You're not fit to carry his
guitar case.
Post by s***@gmail.comMy Son, would skin most every player who posts here... I taught him
Nonsense. Stop it. Maybe in 20 years, he'd have a shot.
You misspelled "composter."
Post by s***@gmail.comwho loves JAZZ
and Ornette too
Bully for you. It's a genre you assassinate every time
you attempt to play any.
Post by s***@gmail.comso we get little creeps like ole boss hog here LV, living large (face it that is corpulence- look it up), and yet he's not happy enough with that.
Coming from a skinny, withered, little misshapen thing
like you, I'll take that as a compliment. You going to
start raving about how you can beat everyone's ass and
steal their women again?
Post by s***@gmail.comI happen to think Jimi Hendrix and Allan Holdswoth define a certain binary book end-- taking from the blues ans taking intellect/Late Coltrane and Dolphy, you my boy/girl are just a cup of tea, ya know, not even on my radar
Yes, we all know about your radar - you use it to make
sure you never approach anything that resembles a melody.
Seems to be working rather well, lately. You can drop
all the fucking names you want, dude - you STILL suck.
https://www.facebook.com/1266118807/videos/10218394069264165/
That's Mitch Chmara, a good friend of mine.
Maybe if you shed *really* hard you could
approach his skill level. Mitch is the dude
who did the demos on YouTube for a couple of
http://youtu.be/l8mQB3-tmMk
He's a nice guy, and he has hundreds of teaching
videos on YouTube. You really ought to watch ALL
of them. You might be able to learn how to play.
http://youtu.be/CEW_opAAxuY
Try this on for size. You won't cop THIS technique
http://youtu.be/CEW_opAAxuY
Are you starting to get the picture? You can
rave all you want about Trane and Ives and
Hendrix (whom Mitch absolutely loves; can't
say I'm in his camp on that one, but I *am*
an organist) and Ornette and whoever, but
when it's time to hit the stand, YOU don't
bring it. You SUCK.
Hit the woodshed!
Lord Valve, ThD
Organist