April Fool for uncle crusty

[s***@gmail.com]

Hey pops, for a guy who said he put in his time and was done you sure flip back to standard operation of deny and debunk with candy ass cut and paste answers to all opposition questions easy don't you... ? Listen, I don't like you, we know that, but there are bigger fish to fry than your lard ass. You are despicable, but not a murder or such sorry ass monster types as that... so there's room for upward mobility for you, you know?

Anyway, I should be out to visit Haversticky this summer, you up for a man to man talk and no BS? I'm offering an olive branch... or we could duke it out or just continue this horseshit forever... your move champ/chump

your fan/daddy

Or you can come find me, I ain't hard to find:

805 E main apt 1
Urbana, Il
61802

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[Lord Valve]

Hey pops, for a guy who said he put in his time and was done you sure flip back to standard operation of deny and debunk with cut and paste answers to all opposition questions easy don't you... ? Listen, I don't like you, we know that, but there are bigger fish to fry than your lard ass. You are despicable, but not a murder or such sorry ass monster types as that... so there's room for upward mobility for you, you know?
Anyway, I should be out to visit Haversticky this summer, you up for a man to man talk and no BS? I'm offering an olive branch... or we could duke it out or just continue this horseshit forever... your move champ/chump
your fan/daddy
805 E main apt 1
Urbana, Il
61802

Olive branch?

uncle crusty
candy ass
I don't like you
lard ass
despicable
chump

Sorry, turd...that don't look all that branchy
from where I'm standing. I'll pass. No way I
want to get close enough to smell you. No, you
and Haverstink can have your little tete a tete
over a spliff (they don't put you in jail for
that here - no need to thank me) or two and talk
about what an asshole I am, and how I'm a "mediocre"
player (even though neither of you has ever heard
me, and probably never will) and not part of the
"scene" (as if I'd wish to do something that lame...)
in Denver. You've told us all how you like to beat
people's asses, and you've posted many links to
vids of people doing violence. I'm not into beating
ass, I'm a firearms type of guy; I don't think you'd
like to deal with that. I'm not taking the chance that
you might be off your meds and decide to start some
shit.

Put your olive branch where the sun don't shine, creep.
Sideways.


Lord Valve, ThD
American (TRUMP 2020!)

M A G A !